Hi guys ;D Guess who's back with a brand new story? (yes I just quoted Eminem if you picked up on that).

So basically, this is more or less what was in the summary. No, it's not a parody and yes it is based on the books, unlike my last one (If you read that). It's not a serious style of writing and there's no set background story and not much character development, etc. It's mostly just another fun little story, like my other one :)

Just a little heads up, the first few chapters of this story will be fairly short, but it's mostly just to introduce the story and the theme of it. Hope you like it guys. Without further adieu, here is the first chapter :D

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Clary's POV

"Bring it, sissy," I hiss through my teeth, "You know you're gunna lose."

Jace looks at me incredulously. "Sissy?" He puts a hand over his chest and sculpts his expression into one of fake hurt. "You're supposed to be my girlfriend, not my sassy adoptive sister."

"Excuse me?" Isabelle demands from the sideline.

Most of the gang was there, gathered in the training room, curious to see what was about to go down between myself and Jace. Isabelle, Simon and Alec were even placing bets on the fight that was about to break out.

"Look, blood sucker," Alec was saying to Simon, "I know my parabatai and it's obvious that Clary can't beat him."

"Hey!" Simon objected, "I'm not a vampire anymore remember? I'm basically one of you guys!"

"I dunno," Izzy said uncertainty, ignoring Simon's comment, "There are some things that boyfriends just can't do. Don't mess with Clary when she's pissed."

I didn't pay attention to them, just glared at the blonde-hair boy in front of me. "If," I growl at him, "You. Ever! Compare me to a demon again. I will kill you, Jace Herondale.

"Not cool dude," Simon inputted helpfully from the side lines, "Just not cool."

"Ok, ok," Jace relaxed his battle position and held his hands up in surrender, "I promise I won't do it again. I don't know what came over me. I still pin this on the demon had control over my mind temporarily and I couldn't control what I said. Hey, maybe even Sebastian is back or something."

I let out a scream of frustration and annoyance and charge at my boyfriend. In the matter of a minute, I managed to get him flat on his back and gasping for air.

"Oohh, burn!" Simon calls, earning him a respective elbow to the ribs, on behalf of Izzy.

"Ok, Honey, you've mortally wounded me. Now can I please get up?" Jace gasps.

I let out an angry huff and get to my feet, brushing myself off and smoothing out my hair.

"Told ya." Izzy says and money is exchanged, mostly at the expense of Alec's pockets.

"He wasn't even trying." Alec huffed as he handed a twenty dollar bill to Simon and Isabelle each.

Jace jumped to his feet and tried to catch me in his arms, but I ducked away. "Nope," I say, concealing a smile, "You've gotta earn that."

Jace sighed heavily. "You mean that we're stuck in the institute, bored as hell now that the war is over and demon activity is at an all-time-low, and I'm not even allowed to hug or kiss you to pass the time?"

"Glad to see you just think of me as a pass-time." I quipped, raising my nose.

"Fine!" Jace threw up his hands, "I'll just have to find other things to occupy my time."

"Oh yeah?" I said sarcastically, "Without war, demons or me, you'll be like a lost little puppy, wondering the halls of the institute, wallowing in your own boredom."

"This sounds like a challenge to me." Something in Jace's eyes gleamed.

I scoffed, "Fine then. As soon as I see any sign of you showing boredom or having nothing to do, I win. Plus, you can't have any interactions with me. We'll see how long you last."

"Aww, c'mon Clary," Jace pouted, "Not even a hug?" He tried to ensnare me in his arms again, but I sidestepped.

"Nope," I said stubbornly, "And remember, Jace Herondale, this time you dug your own grave. You can, of course, come running back to me at any point in time. But then, I win and then I'll chain you and Simon together by the ankles for a whole week."

"Hey!" Simon protested, "Don't bring me into this."

Jace stared at me, "No you won't."

I wiggle my eyebrows at him. "Are you willing to test that out, Jace?"

We stared each other down for a good, lengthy moment. Finally, he said, "Fine, bring it on."

"Let the boredom games, begin!" I declare with a smirk.

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Soo... what do ya think? Let me know with a review or follow or fav or even just PM me and tell it to my... virtual... face ;D But if are interested to see where its heading please let me know. I appreciate it so much even if you have some criticism for it. I try to make my work as best as it can be to make people happy so let me know.

PS: I will be trying to update this every Tuesday night (Aussie time of course) considering that school work and sport and other things give me some time to keep writing.

Cheers ;D See ya next chapter