AN: You are gonna get sick of my Christmas stories real quick like lol! So I do not know why, but Texas decided to dare me a song. Oh revenge is sweet my brother… just remember that! Anyway, so Santa is fooling around… oh dear… this will be good… poor Jack will be scarred though… yeah I suck. Got it! Well, anyway, Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own my bitch, aka Texas :D
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Prompt: Santa Claus is Foolin around - Bob Rivers
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Supervisory Special Agent in Charge Aaron Hotchner scratched the white beard fiercely. He did not know why he had let Supervisory Special Agent Emily Prentiss talk him into dressing up as Santa for the Bureau's annual Christmas party. Well, ok he did know why and it had a lot to do with the sexy lingerie she was wearing under her clothes that he would get to peel off later. Oh how he looked forward to that present.
"Look kids! Santa is here" SSA Media Liaison Jennifer Jareau pointed to SSA Hotchner. Aaron narrowed his eyes slightly as JJ smiled at him.
"SANTA!" all the children cheered. Aaron smiled.
"Ho ho ho!" he laughed like the jolly old man. He was tired and hot, but the look on their faces was priceless. Even Jack's face lit up as Aaron, aka Santa, sat on the chair. The kids lined up and Aaron sighed internally. Think of the lingerie, Aaron thought to himself as the first child sat on his lap.
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"30 children Emily" Aaron said as he ripped the beard from his face. Emily laughed lightly as she watched him pace the living room. He stopped and pulled Emily into his arms, his hand running up the back of Emily's sweater, their lips locked passionately.
"Santy Claus?" a small voice asked. Aaron turned to see Jack standing there staring wide eyed at the two adults.
"You need to go back to bed, Jack" Emily said, seeing Santa turning bright red. Jack could not move. He was stuck staring at Santa, whose beard had been stuck back on haphazardly. Emily ushered the little boy back to bed. Jack looked around Emily, narrowing his eyes and pointing an accusing finger at Santa.
"Stop fooling around with my mommy. Daddy will kick your behind" Jack said. Emily snickered as Santa smiled and winked.
"Don't worry, your dad and I have a mutual understanding" Aaron said. Emily looked at him in shock. That was really what he told his five year old child? That he and Santa shared her? Wow, they were going to have a talk later.
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"He is asleep" Emily finally said as she came back out almost an hour later. Jack had not wanted Emily to go back out there with Santa. The child was so mad at him, it was comical to Emily, but she did not dare laugh at the little boy.
"Good. Santa has been waiting for you all day" Aaron said with a cheeky grin. Emily pat his cheek then sat down next to him on the couch.
"Yes well now our son thinks Santa Claus is foolin around" Emily said. Aaron laughed.
"Only with you" he said sweetly before kissing her. Oh Santa was good.
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You better watch out for that holiday guy
You shouldn't go out
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is foolin' around
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AN: Hahaha! I did it! Woot! Using SSA, no contractions, and the song! I friggin win! Beat that! Lol! Thanks for reading now please, I beg you, REVIEW!
Texas, I do think you owe me big :D
