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McDonald's was a new sight in the galaxy far, far away. And on this particular day, two Jedi Padawans and three clone commanders were checking out the one in Galactic City on Coruscant. They had just arrived there and were trying out their respective meals.
Ahsoka and Barriss
"Mm, this is great," said Ahsoka Tano, "I never knew that a Quarter Pounder with Cheese could be so tasty. And these potatoes they call French Fries are the best. I could eat these without end if the Jedi Masters would allow it!"
"I think next time, I'll get something smaller," said Barriss Offee, "like the Chicken McNuggets or the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. This Big Mac is bigger than I expected!"
"You're one to talk!" exclaimed Ahsoka. "You took out the slice of bread between the two patties! Why did you get it in the first place?"
"Because it has lettuce in addition to meat," Barriss replied. "I wanted to have something delicious and nutritious at the same time. I don't want to have any stomach problems after we're done. Frankly, I'm afraid you could get some, what with all those fries you're scarfing down. At least your Master shows you more mercy when you make mistakes than mine does!"
"That's certainly true," Ahsoka said, "You haven't even touched any of the fries; do you expect me to eat them all? I mean, I did order the large fries for a reason!"
"Stop worrying about it, Ahsoka!" insisted Barriss. "Just cut back a little, it can't hurt to stop eating them when you can't stomach any more. Let's just enjoy the meal. This place really is very good; I'd like to come back here with you if I can."
"Me too, Barriss," said Ahsoka. "Me too." And when they finished their burgers and fries, they enjoyed a good dessert of two McFlurries, OREO for Ahsoka and Reese's Pieces for Barriss.
About three hours later…
Barriss was in her private chambers in the Jedi Temple with a hurting stomach. Ahsoka and Luminara were with her. The med droid said Barriss would recover quickly, but that she shouldn't risk eating any more fast food in her life.
"Barriss," said Luminara sternly, "What have I told you about sneaking off to do un-Jedi like things, even with a best friend?"
Barriss groaned. "That I should not do it, Master," she said submissively.
"That's right," Luminara said, "and because you did, you are grounded from off-duty frivolities for a month, and you can never go to that McDonald's restaurant again."
"Yes, Master," Barriss said gloomily. Luminara nodded and left.
Ahsoka looked at Barriss. "Now who's got the problems with her stomach? Is it me, or is it you?" she remarked good-naturedly.
"Me," Barriss said, sitting up in bed. "Now, we can't see each other for a long time except when assigned to the same missions, and we can't eat there together again."
"Well, look at it this way, Barriss. At least you don't have to worry about stomach troubles any more, until the next time we sneak out!" Ahsoka joked conspiratorially.
"What?" said Barriss, "You mean, do it again? But how?"
"Luminara Unduli way be very perceptive, but she can't track you everywhere you go. Maybe after you become a knight and leave Luminara's side, we can go back there."
"Really?"
"Really. Trust me on this, Barriss, it'll work sooner or later."
"Thanks, Ahsoka," Barriss said. "Though I think next time, I should try something with less grease and more nutrition, like one of the chicken sandwiches or a salad or something. Maybe I could get the McChicken or the McNuggets I mentioned earlier."
"And I'll have all the fries again," said Ahsoka. "Maybe I'll even order a large fries next time."
"Now, Ahsoka," Barriss mock admonished her, "don't you get sick on me, too, or we'll really be in trouble."
"I can't get sick off that food, Barriss," Ahsoka claimed. "Haven't I ever told you about Togrutas? Togrutas digest better than Mirialans! Didn't you know that?"
"I suppose I should have guessed it," said Barriss, "After all, haven't I told you anything about Mirialans? Mirialans are delicate!"
They both laughed. Barriss' stomach growled and she groaned again.
