A/N: So hey guys! This is my first story so critiques are greatly appreciated! To all gintama lovers out there, I hope you enjoy this story.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA IT BELONGS TO THE AMAZING GORILLA NAMED SORACHI HIDEAKI

Enjoy the story


The Banana Split Formation: Two Yatos, and a Human Squished in Between

Ch. 1: Screw You

It was a peaceful day in Kabukichou. Birds were singing, kids were playing with each other, and people are winning in pachinko. However, there was only one person who was definitely NOT happy. She was quite far from happy.

Kagura was sitting in the shinsengumi Headquarters and demanded an explanation right that instant. When the shinsengumi invaded Yorozuya Gin-chan and suddenly just took her away while she was napping, she was beyond pissed. If looks could kill, then everyone in the shinsengumi room would be dead in an instant. Shinpachi was at his sister's, and Gintoki was taking a nap at his desk. "Oi tax robbers, I need an explanation right now. Gin-chan and Pachi are waiting for me to clear their fridge uh-huh. Why the hell was I dragged into the tax robbers' home instead of taking a nap you shitheads? " Everyone could see that she was beyond the range of pissed. She was in rage mode (and thankfully tried to control it because she damaged enough property faster than the silver head samurai could pay for). No one in the shinsengumi compound even dared to speak up, except two, and one of them was too busy cleaning his bazooka. The gorilla commander wasn't there because he had to go take a dump. With no one else there, there was a tense silence among the men. They were all aware of the yato girl's strength that was on par with their most skilled sadist. The Demon Vice commander was the first one to speak up.

"There has been a terrorist group that has been threatening Edo, and we need you to go undercover with two others to stop them." Hijikata said while lighting a cigarette.

"So, what the hell does that have to do with me Mayora? Why don't you and the other tax robbers go and take care of it." She replied, still pissed off and ready to kill someone. Okita, knowing that his rival was going to blow soon, drew his sword out, and the two were in their battle stances. Hijikata, already sensing the warning signs around her, and not wanting to damage another room that was destroyed by the two sadists, decided to explain it more thoroughly.

"That's not all jou-chan, that terrorist group is composed of three powerful yatos who broke away from the Harusame. They are triplets that are named Ryou, Kyou, and Sarutobi the II." He showed her photos of them.

"Oi Hijikata-san, why does the last one have an extremely stupid name? Hijikatagotohell." Okita said while shooting his bazooka towards Hijikata and Kagura, "Heh, two down." He then pulled out a voodoo doll with the vice-commander's photo from his pocket, and started stabbing it. Meanwhile, while Kagura managed to avoid the blast, the mayo man wasn't so lucky.

"KORAA! TEME SOUGO I'LL KILL YOU!" Hijikata was trying extremely hard to calm down while fixing the afro he got from the blast. Meanwhile, Kagura was still in shock mode as she heard the mention of the Harusame.

The Harusame? So this is Baka-aniki's fault then. I'm definitely gonna kill him and drown him in the ocean along with the sadist!

While in the midst of fixing his afro, Hijikata remembered something. "Ah, I forgot one last thing. We made an alliance with the same organization who decided to take responsibility for the three terrorists." The tatami door slid open. Kagura's eyes widened.

Oh hell no.

"The Harusame."


A/N: So that marks the end of chapter 1.

don't worry the chapters hopefully get better

I'm still an amateur at writing/typing so critiques are greatly appreciated.

I will also try to post on a regular basis (since it is summer)

Til next time~