Me and Lynn: Hi!

Lynn: So, is this your first Fanfic?

Me: Mmhm, and this is just going to be some funny crap so gimme a harsh comment on how this is or nice ones.

Me and Lynn: Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in Yugioh and I never will own anything of this!


Jack's Thanksgiving Turkey

One fantastic day in New Domino City, I, Jack Atlas was walking through the New Domino Mall searching for the perfect turkey until a lunatic bumped into me!

" Hey Yahoo, watch were you are going you little-"

" Man, calm down Jack, you are not the only one going shopping," Crow said trying to control his anger.

" Hah, I bet I can find a great big turkey before you do, Bird brain! Then you will have to do all my chores for a year" I said smirking with my cold, purple eyes glaring at Crow.

" Well… alright but if I find a nicer turkey than you, you will have to survive a month with hard work and no entertainment, and if you are man enough you will have to stop drinking Blue Eyes Roast and Raman Noodles for a week. Are you ready, the so called Master of Faster?" But when Crow said all of that, I ran off getting a head start leaving Crow behind sighing. I sure left him in the losers track!


After ten minutes running in the mall, I found a great turkey just lying in the window just asking me to eat it! Then I saw this young maroon headed girl walking in the store talking to this man and pointing to MY turkey. I was beginning to get very angry so I stopped looking at the yummy looking piece of meat and walked in the store and Screamed,

" You freakin' lady, Hey… wait, aren't you Akiza?"

"Yeah, you see me at Zora's place everyday!"

" Oh, yeah… I forget little people like you! Humph!" All I saw Akiza do was turn around completely ignoring me! How dare she do that to the former king, but wait… Hehe, this might be a chance to take the turkey!

After I came up with a plan, I swiftly turned around, grabbed the meaty goodness, and ran out the store stuffing the turkey in my mouth before the people catch on to me! All I heard was some blaring alarms ringing in my ears and the police sirens going off the hook, and before I knew it Office Kaz was in front of me with an angry expression on his face that said,' Jack, you are going to the dirty slammer!' Oh boy, I gotta make a run for it!

When I was getting ready to make a run for it, Kaz exclaimed," Yo Jack! What's up-" but before he finished his sentence Crow and the store manager just ran up to us panting for air so Me and Kaz just looked at them feeling awkward about the total silence until Crow finally spoke up.

" Jack, did you take this man's turkey?"

"Yeah, so?" I said trying to make him angry.

" You are going to the slammer, right officer Kaz?" Crow asked.

" No, he will never go to jail with me around." He responded.

All I did was give Crow the ' I win, I win' look and rubbing in how I won the battle like every king does, but Crow only glared at me and said," You might have won the battle, but you have not won the war!"

I walked off feeling lucky and relaxed, I can be a lazy teen and have some turkey with my Lazy Days.


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