Hey everyone! Yeah...I know I should be working on my other two stories...but this popped into my head and once I started this, I just couldn't. Stop. Typing. O.e I SWEAR I will get the next chapters for the other two stories up ASAP...I'm just lazy. Hey, I'm not going to lie and say I'm swamped...wait...actually thats true too...' Grooming school is tough as balls. =_= BUUUTT it is fun and I am around doggies aaalll day! :D

Anyway, I'm rambling now and I apologize. XD ON WITH THE STORY! :D

Chapter: Say WHHHAAAATT? D:

Pairing: RoyxEd (DUH! :P)

Category: Hmm...hurt, angst, and MAYBE tragedy. :3

-"ROY!" Roy Mustang gave a startled jump as his door was flung open and a small blonde alchemist barreled over his desk and right into him, earning a small 'oof!' as they both fell backwards. "Rooooyyy!" Roy couldnt help but smile and he gripped Edward's small waist and pushed them both up so that they were in a sitting position. "Yes Ed?" Roy chuckled. "I'm pregnant!" If Roy was drinking water, he would have spit it everywhere. "W-what...h-how?" Roy stammered and Edward just rolled his eyes. "I am carrying our child Roy!" Roy blinked a few times before he smiled and stood up, picking up his small lover. "This is a miracle Ed! My child," Roy stopped and softly caressed Edward's stomach. "Is in here..." Roy smiled and gave Edward a chaste kiss. "You are truly amazing Edward Elric." Edward smiled. "No...we are amazing Roy Mustang." They both stared at one another until a knock at the door caused them to jump and look at the door. "Oh, hello Edward!" Riza said, smiling softly. "I didn't know you were here." Edward smiled back gave her a nod. "Yeah, I had something to tell Roy." Hawkeye nodded, understanding that the boy did not wish to tell her what that something was. "I have something for you Edward, it's from the Fuhrer." Roy and Edward bothed tensed, but Edward took the file from Hawkeye's hand. "Thank you." Hawkeye saluted and left the room. Edward looked down at the file in his hands, afraid of what it's contents may contain. Roy came up behind the occupied blonde and slid his arms around the slender waist, resting his head on Edward's shoulder. "I'm afraid Roy...what if I have to go to war...or a dangerous mission?" Edward's flesh hand gently caressed his belly protectively. "I don't want to risk loosing the baby." Roy gave a sad smile and kissed Edward on the top of the head gently. "Don't worry...I will go with you wherever you go so I can protect you and our unborn child." Edward nodded and opened the file with a trembling hand.

Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist,

There is a commotion in the North and I need you to investigate what is going on and put a stop to it. I wish the best of luck and hope that you come home safely.

Signed,

Fuhrer King Bradely

Edward swallowed hard as his knuckles became white from clutching the now wrinkled file in his hands. Roy gently eased the folder from the boy's grasp and led Edward over to the couch, coaxing him to sit on his lap. "It's okay Edward." Edward continued to tremble in Roy's arms. "The l-last time I was there..." Edward trailed off and put his flesh hand onto his automail port. "I almost died...and I thought of how I would never get to see you, Alphonse, or anyone..." Roy swallowed hard...he remembered that well. He almost died himself when he got the phone call. "You and Alphonse...thats what kept me fighting and moving through that blizzard..." Roy smiled and gave Edward a squeeze before kissing his forehead. "That won't happen again. I'll be with you this time." Edward smiled and nodded. "Yeah...you will." Edward reached up and gave Roy a chaste kiss. "You better tell Hawkeye. I'll see you at home. I've got to start packing." Roy watched his small lover leave and then groaned. Hawkeye was going to shoot him for sure.

Edward sighed as he walked back to Roy's house. 'Why...why me? I feel like everytime something happy happens to me, I immediately get hit with something bad.' Edward looked at his automail arm and opened and closed his hand. 'Maybe it's because of the ultimate taboo that I dared to attempt...' Edward sighed again then smiled. 'But, this time Roy will be with me! Things won't be bad this time.' Edward walked the rest of the way home with a smile. "Hey chief! Why do you look so happy?" Edward was startled for a minute before he recognized the voice. "Oh, hey Havoc. I was just thinking..." Edward trailed off and Havoc smirked. "About Roy?" Edward began to blush madly. "Maybe." Edward shoved his hands in his pocket and continued to walk to the house. "Hey! Wait Ed!" Havoc smiled as he caught up to the humming teen. "Shouldn't you be at work?" Edward asked in annoyance. "Nah, I took a sick day." Edward glanced at Havoc and smirked. "Well, you look fine and I'm sure Hawkeye is going to love how you're playing hooky." Havoc paled. "You wouldn't!" Edward stopped and spun around. "Oh? Try me." Havoc swallowed hard. "You are an evil, evil man Edward Elric." Edward smiled and gave a chuckle. "You know it! Now I've got to get home. I need to pack for a mission up North." Havoc nodded in understanding, but he wore a grim expression. "Just...don't die. Okay Ed? Roy wouldn't be able to handle it if you almost died like last time..." Edward smiled and walked over to put a reasuring hand on Havoc's shoulder. "Don't worry...I have two things to fight for now." Edward said with a smile as he put his hand gently on his belly. Havoc got the gesture and smiled. "You're pregnant?" Edward smiled. "Yeah...see you later Havoc." Havoc watched, mouth agape, as Edward walked a few more houses down then disappeared into one. "Man...Roy Mustang is one hell of a lucky man. He better treat that boy right, or he will have hell to pay from everyone..." Havoc chuckled to himself and continued walking down the street.

Edward flipped on the lights as he stood by the door removing his shoes and jacket. He wasn't ready to pack quite yet and went into the kitchen to find something to snack on. He opened the fridge and shouted in joy when he saw a jar of pickles and some Miracle Whip. All smiles now, he took them both out and happily dipped his pickle in the Miracle Whip, moaning in pleasure. "Damn...this is so good...damn you weird cravings!" Edward shouted as he took another bite. After eating a few more pickles, Edward put the jar of pickles and the Miracle Whip back into the fridge and headed upstairs to start his packing.

Roy groaned as he slammed his head onto his desk. "Damn this paperwork...oh how I could easily incinerate you with a simple snap of my fingers!" Hawkeye cleared her throat, causing Roy to look up at her. "Sir? I suggest you finish that paperwork if you wish to accompany Edward on his misson." She said with the sweetest smile which made Roy shuddered. "I'm just kidding Hawkeye! See, I'm still signing the papers!" Roy laughed nervously as he began to quickly scribble down his name. Hawkeye smirked and continued doing her own work. Roy groaned again and looked at the clock. Only two more hours until he got to go home and see his beloved.

After Edward finished packing he decided to go downstairs and cook dinner. "Edward went to the pantry and frowned. There was nothing in there for him to cook. Seeing as he had no other choice, Edward decided that he was going to have to swing by the grocery store. He made a quick note for Roy just incase he beat him home. Grabbing his jacket, he quickly left the house, being sure to lock the door on his way.

Roy shouted with joy as he signed the last of the dreaded papers. "Yesss!" Hawkeye, Breda, Furey, and Falman gave a startled jump at the sudden yell. "Look! Look! LOOK! I finished it all! In your face you spawn of Satan!" Roy shouted like an idiot. Hawkeye sighed. "You can go home early then Roy. I'm sure Edward will be happy to see you." Roy smiled and grabbed his coat. "See you later!" Roy laughed as he sprinted home to his lover and unborn child.

Edward groaned. He hated going to the grocery store without knowing what he needed. "Well...I could make...no, no, no...that takes too long...OH! I know! I'll make spaghetti! It's one of Roy's favorites!"

Roy didn't care how tired he was. He just wanted to get home to his love. When he got to his house, he quickly opened the door and removed his coat and shoes. "Edward? I'm home! Ed?" Roy didn't like how eerily quiet everything was. "Edward?" Roy went into the kitchen and saw a note with Edward's messy writing on the front. He picked it up and quickly began to read it.

Roy,

I went to the grocery store to get a few things for dinner. I'll be back soon.

Ed 3

(P.S. Oh, and start your packing love. We leave to the North on the first train tomorrow morning.)

Roy groaned. He hated packing.

Edward double checked to make sure he had everything. "Okay, let's see...I have tomato juice, ground beef, noodles, a green pepper, seasoning for the meat...I think I'm good. Time to check out." There were few things that made Edward's day. They are, well, Roy of course, and when there are short lines or no lines at the grocery store. So Edward was twice as happy when he saw that there were hardly any lines at any of the check outs. He would be home in no time.

Roy yelled in frustration as he fought to get the damn suitcase closed. He hated packing. All the things he needed never fit in the damn suitcase! He doesn't know how Edward did it all those years. He eyed the suitcase angrily and continued to fight with it.

Edward gently closed the door behind him, being sure to twist the lock horizontally. Edward smiled when he saw Roy's shoes and coat messily thrown on the floor. Chuckling, he sat the groceries on the floor and put Roy's shoes neatly next to his own and hung his coat on the coat hanger. He then picked up the plastic bags and headed to the kitchen. "Roy! I'm home!" Edward shouted as he sat the groceries on top of the counter. He laughed as he heard stumbling upstairs followed by an annoyed grunt. Then he heard Roy noisily run down the stairs. Edward smiled and faced the kitchen opening, leaning against the counter with his arms crossed across his chest. Roy burst through the opening and grinned then ran forward and scooped Edward up, spinning him in a circle as he gave him a gentle kiss on he lips. Edward giggled and wrapped his arms around Roy's neck. "I love you Edward." Roy smiled, looking into Edward's eyes lovingly. "I love you too Roy. Now put me down so I can cook." Roy chuckled and sat his blonde lover on the floor. "What are you making?" Edward grinned as he started to take everything out of the bags. "Spaghetti." Roy grinned like an idiot. "I love your spaghetti Ed!" Edward just chuckled and bent down to grab a pot out of the cabinent. "Oh..." Edward gave a sharp intake of breath as he put a gentle hand on his not-so-fat but not-so-flat either, stomach. Roy perked up and instantly became worried. "Ed?" Roy hurried to his blonde lover. "I'm okay...the baby just kicked. It doesn't really like me bending down. Everytime I do it kicks me. Little weirdo." Roy frowned. He wasn't so sure if he liked the baby kicking its mother like that. "Here, I'll grab it for you." Edward smiled and took the pot from him. "Thank you, oh and can you also hand me a frying pan too love?" Roy nodded. "Of course."

After dinner was done and gone, Edward and Roy decided to go to bed early because they have to get up early. Edward has been in the bathroom for a long time and Roy was starting to get worried. "Ed? You okay?" There was a flush and then the bathroom door opened. "Yeah, sorry...I didn't realize that when you're pregnant you pee like a damned race horse." Roy chuckled and pulled Edward close to him when he lied down. "I love you...so much Edward Elric." Edward snuggled closer to Roy. "I love you too Roy Mustang. Good night." Roy smiled and gave Edward a gentle kiss on the forehead. "Good night." Soon, they both drifted into a peaceful sleep.