I wrote this when I was feeling bored and slightly cynical. And yes, I am fully aware of the extent of its crackyness. I will probably never write something like this again... Enjoy as best you can XP
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"Oh, Ronnie, are you alright? That horrid Hermione... if I didn't know better, I'd say she's jealous of us..."
"Should we use a broom closet? Or would you rather find an empty corridor?"
"For what, Ron-Ron? Or do you like Won-Won better?"
"Uh..."
"Won-Won! That's sounds so much cuter and boyfriend-y! Isn't that what every girl does, give their boyfriend an goofy name like that? Oh, what were we talking about again?"
"Uhm... broom closet or no?"
"Oh, you want to go snog? Oooo, yes, that's what every Hogwarts couple does, right? Snog in a broom closet, and then walk into the common room dreamily way after curfew? Maybe we can get a few people to look at us weird or even glare..."
"Uh..."
"Oh, heehee. Sorry, Won-Won, I'm embarrassing you immensely, aren't I? You want to go snog now? Heehee..."
"Well, uh, yeah."
"Okie-dokie, snog-snog time..."
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Yes... cracky indeed. Time to REVIEW!!!
~Pepper Lane
