Lupin the Third- Cushions (Jigen's new home) By Tainted89

(Daisuke) Jigen stared at Lupin skeptically, as he just sat there and laughed, nearly doubling over. Jigen looked over his shoulder at Goemon (Ishikawa), who was slowly shaking his head in dismay. Lupin fell silent for a moment, and seemed as though he was trying to catch something as he snatched frantically at nothing but dead air.
"Oh, Lupin.", Jigen sighed, lighting a cigarette and sitting down on a black leather sofa, "What are we gonna do with you?".
Goemon sat across from Jigen in a wooden chair, his hands between his knees. Lupin sat before a glass coffee table with a straw and a load of angel-dust he'd stolen the night before.
Meanwhile, (Inspector) Zenigata was standing at the service desk of the very same European hotel in which the trio was staying at.
"Room 171", a man behind the desk explained, "Just take a left -."
"I CAN FIND IT MYSELF! WHADDYA THINK - I'M ILLITERATE OR SOMETHING?!!!?!?!", Zenigata exploded impatiently.
The timid bell boy backed off slowly, and Zenigata sprinted away. *********MINUTES LATER********* Zenigata burst into their hotel room with a sinister smirk. Lupin just laughed and clumsily waved at him. "POPS!", he giggled, "Wow, man, c'mere and see-"
At this time, Jigen put his hand over Lupin's big mouth.
"SHUT UP, LUPIN!", he hissed.
Zenigata just smiled and chuckled evilly.
"I know just the place for you guys", he snickered. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Hey, at least we're not in straitjackets!", Jigen said. "Knock on wood", Lupin twitched. Jigen rolled his eyes. Lupin's eyes were dilated, and Goemon had fallen asleep on the soft, white padding. "Pretty colours!", Lupin exclaimed. The entire room was white and padded. Jigen glared at him. "This is all your fault, Crack-pin!", he hissed. "Hey, you just said CRACK.", Lupin broke down in a paroxysm of laughter. "This SUCKS!", Jigen whined. "[expletive] it, Lupin.". "You just said..." Lupin was interrupted. KAAAABAAAAAAANG! A shot rang out as Jigen shot Lupin square in the head. His eyes glinted from underneath his black hat, and he gasped, unable to accept the fact that he just killed one of his closest friends. Goemon didn't want to, but he rolled over to see what Jigen had done. He nearly passed out in disbelief and shock. "Oh my god.", Goemon went pale. "I'm sorry, man, but I couldn't stand another hour of him", Jigen choked, "I feel like I belong here now". About an hour later, security set Goemon free and hauled Lupin's corpse away, cleaning and sanitizing the cell. Jigen, on the other hand, had landed himself a place to stay for six months.