A/N-Hello! I'm here to talk to you all about Hikari abuse, A serious problem in our community. Jk! I just don't think the Ryou/Bakura relationship is like that. I think this is kind of sad and I hope reading it will discourage you from abusing a hikari. Ryou will appear at the end to tell you what he think of all this. No bashing.

Disclaimer-I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I now own a Ryou abuse fic, never thought I would.

My name is Ryou

I am but sixteen,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My yami so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my 'Kura

could possibly love me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My yami is not home

When my 'Kura does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My yami is back

From Marik's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That his plans won't work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my yami continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Ryou

And I am but sixteen,

Tonight my yami,

Murdered me.

A/N-Alright take it away Ryou!

Ryou: Y-You killed me!

Me: Ryou it was for dramatic purposes only, you're obviously perfectly fine, you were going to say something to the readers, remember?

Ryou: You said we were going to do an abuse parody fic to discourage abusers, not kill me!

Bakura: Is my host done here yet? I've come up with the perfect plan to get the Pharoah and obviously, he is needed.

Ryou: The both of you killed me!!!

Bakura: Whats with him?

Me: He got a bit upset after reading what I wrote.

Bakura: Told you to use the other ending.

Me: This one had the better effect!

Bakura: You got the effect, but you lost the hikari.

Me: Ryou come on, I'm sorry, please help me out.

Ryou: You have to promise not to do this again.

Me: Deal

Ryou: and you have to take out that slap scene in the fic your planning, and stop getting me beat up in 'The Worst 24 Hours ever" and you can't make me lick the millennium eye ever again!

Me: But Ryou-

Ryou: Promise!

Me: Alright, jeesh, and people think your ever so sweet. You're not. You're a spoiled brat.

Ryou: Good enough for me! Now while my yami may be brash, confrontational, onerous, cold, vengeful, cruel, malicious, vindictive, harsh, psychotic, refractory, evil, impertinent, thieving, unsympathetic, confusing, egotistical, disturbed, disturbing,grotesque, overbearing, embittered, stuborn, unfair, judgemental-

Bakura: Are you quite finished?

Ryou: Nope! Horrible at games, pompous, lacking in eloquence, meddling, a reactionary, dramatic, unreliable, bossy, argumentative, inconsolable, asertive, unreasonable, rapacious, supercilious, creepy, headstrong, cocky, diabolical, obdurate, pugnacious, vulgar, unable to remember I need to eat every once an awhile, com-

Bakura: Hikari, if you don't stop, this will become an abusive relationship.

Ryou: Hehe...While he may be all those things and more, he is not abusive to me. Maybe to other people, not me.

A/N-Alright guys, review and let me know what you think.