TheLucky38: I got this idea when I watched Drake and Josh, man that was an awesome show. Not better then Avatar the Last Airbender, but more awesome then a lot of other shows. Oh sorry it's not about them, its about two meat addicts ready for the painful trials. Muhahahahahahahaha (Sima Yi laugh). Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender. Then runs away, screaming.

TheLucky38: Man what's his problem. I was just going to show him my C4 that sticks to anything. He'll be back. Ha thats just like the movie.


The Gaang was at the Jasmine Dragon. Politics are hard to deal with, even as they are making Republic City a reality. Things were peaceful once again in the world. Well most of the time. They had all of the food in the middle of the table ready to eat and talk about their old adventures about ending Ozai's regime. It was going to be a great feast indeed. When they got in...

"OH NO!" yelled everyone in unison.

The only whole table used to have duck-chicken, seal jerky, dumblings, hybrid pig bacon and ham, steak, tiger seal, roast duck, komodo chicken, Arctic hen, and the most impotent thing, Earth Kingdom CHICKEN! The most delisious thing in the world. Now its all gone! Though Aang wasn't affected by this because of him being a vegiterian, but everyone else was shocked.

"Who would do such a thing?" said Zuko.

"I am going to hunt them down!" said Iroh and breathed fire. Wow he must of wanted his roast duck.

"I don't mind it, but someone is going to pay." said Katara. Though she is from the Water Tribe, she also likes salads and so forth. Aang likes that about Katara a lot.

"I don't mind it either. We need to figure out who did it." Aang said. Even if he's a vegiterian, he wanted to find the culprits and bring them to justice.

Everyone was trying to figure out who did it. They retraced their steps then it hits them. "Sokka and Toph!" eveyone said. They now realized how it happened.


Flashback. At the Market.

Everyone was in the market, to see what was on sale. Katara saw a nice Water Tribe outfit that resembles the peace dance that the Northern and Southern Water Tribe enjoyed before the war happened. The vender's was trying to sell it once again. She decided to buy it, knowing that Aang would really love the surpise she's going to give him tonight. Then she looked at Aang who looked a bit down.

Aang saw a wonderful collection of trinkets and items from the Air Nomads. Many people around the world can go out and find them, not fearing the war that tore apart so many other Nations and cities. Archaelogists started finding them in the Air Temples and other places that could of been the Air Nomads hiding place. A great sorrow filled Aang's heart, but was completly stopped when Katara placed a hand on his shoulder.

"It's alright Aang, your people's culture will come back and I will help, no matter what." she said calmly.

Aang smiled at her, she always knows the right words to say to him. "Thanks Katara."

They went off to look around some more, when Aang saw a beautiful stone. It had a light blue color to it. Like a mirror it makes a wonderful reflection when people pass by it. It is as bright as the sun that sets as the moon rises. He didn't want to buy it. Aang really wanted to find it at it's natural place. "Katara you go on ahead, I need to... umm... find a bathroom." Aang hopes to the great spirits that it was enough to convince her.

Katara looked at him with a confused face. "Oh sure Aang, I guess." So she walked off towards the shop right in front of her that is rumored to have the clothes with the smoothest silk.

Aang walks up to the vendor who has the stone. "Excuse me sir can I ask you a..." The Clerk looks at him with joy. "The Avatar at my store, this is a lucky day. Please look around."

"I was Just wondering, where did you get this stone?" said Aang.

"Ah the Blue Moon stone. I found it in the Search Light cave. It was once mined by the Fire Nation so they could use it to fuel thier engines. That is one of the reasons why it is expensive. It is nearly gone in this world."

"Where is the cave at?" Aang said with little hope in his voice.

It is just north of the village called Shu. It is famous for both mining and fishing grounds.

"Thank you um.."

"Owaka the 23rd is the name. Don't give up yet, it took me awhile to find it. But are you sure you don't want to buy it from me to save all of the trouble?"

"I'm sure and thank you." He bows in respect then tries to catch up with Katara who already left the store.


Zuko and Mai were in their regular bench they usually sit in. They never really liked going shoping. Ahh emo love, it dies out then comes back. Or is goth love I can't tell. Then out of nowhere...

"Lee? Oh my spirits it's you." the girl said.

Mai glared at the both of them, a black fire grows in her heart.

"Um hey Jin. How's it going?" Zuko said with a little akwardness in his voice.

"Oh it's just going great, who's the person next to you?" she asked with concern.

Zuko knew he had to introduce either way. "This is Mai my girlfriend. Things are going to get a little interesting.

"Oh so this gloomy emo is your girlfriend. Did she bribe you or is she the ring leader." Jin said with anger.

"Well at least I change my clothes more often then you do." said Mai. Its show time!

Everyone in the Plaza looks at them, thinking 'oh snap'.

"Where did you get that hair cut, the blacksmith." mocked Jin.

"Ohhhhhhh!" said the crowed.

"Why don't you tell yours to do a less shitty job." said Mai with gloom and hate in her voice.

"Ohhhhhhh!"

"At least I don't fuck mine!", Jin is going all out.

"Ohhhhhhh!" said the readers. (A/N, how did you get in my story?)

"I had mine from royalty. Did you have yours from a guy with herbies?" Laughed Mai.

"Ohhhhhhh!" yelled the crowed.

Zuko tries to end it right now, "Hey why don't you to do what my mom and dad used to do and have make-up sex?" but it just made it worse.

Everyone just looked at him and said "WHAT?!"

Zuko decided to let it die out. Another mistake.

They started insulting more until...

They tackled at each other with deadly force. Cat-leapard fight!

Jin starts pulling Mai's hair, while she pulls hers.


Meanwhile...

Iroh was with Toph and Sokka. He was making sure that they didn't run back to the Jasmine Dragon, so they could eat the meal he ordered. It would be a royal buffet times a thousand and two.

As they were walking, Sokka and Toph were hatching a plan to get back so they can eat the meal. Then all of the sudden a giant man comes up to them and says, "Your the old man that broke my window! You better start running!" Iroh decided to teach him a lesson about respecting elders, so he took up his stance ready for the attack. The man was about to hit him, until he regonized who he really was. "Oh my spirits, I'm so sorry master Iroh. I didn't mean to..."

"It is alright. It is usually best to know who someone is before making a mistake. Come lets talk this over with some tea." They walked together to the nearest tea shop. Not realizing that Sokka and Toph left.

They were walking to their home until a certain Kyoshi Warrior saw what they were doing. She was about to follow them, knowing their going after the food.

Toph sensed it on her feet. She wispered to Sokka. "Were being followed by a stalker."

"Meng?" asked Sokka. She is always the first choose.

"No. I don't even know her, but thats not importent. It's your warrior pal."

"But Jet's dead." He really is that clueless.

"No you idiot. It's Suki, for Spirits sake. We need a plan."

"I got it. We just need to go around for awhile until she gets bored. When she leaves we make a run for the house." Sokka with his plans. Do they ever go wrong? Most of the time.

So they walked around so they can bored out Suki.

They went through the weapons shop, so they could 'pretend' to see what was good. "Shopping!" said Sokka in his weird voice. Well at least one of them. "Well I can't see anything, but I guess you like shopping more then fan girl." Toph said, trying to piss him off.

"Hey I love Suki, but I love shopping to." As he picks up a sword.

Suki watched them, she hated it when Sokka loves two things at once. Then again at least it's not another girl. Or is it? Oh I forgot Yue's dead.

As Sokka and Toph looked around more, Suki eventually left. Was that a mistake?

"Ok, she's gone. Now lets get to the Jasmine Dragon before it's too late." said Toph. Then the two ran as fast as they can to the building.

Suki and the others will find out sooner or later.


Aang came up to Katara as the went back to the place the Gaang would meet up. "Sooooo." said Katara. "Where did find a bathroom?"

Aang knew that lying to Katara would hurt, but at the same time the gift he'll give her will make up for it. " Yes and I saw a bunch of Air Nomad collectables and decided to look." He isn't very good at lying, but at the same time it was the truth. When he saw that Blue Moon stone, Aang knew he must be determined to find it at the Searchlight caves. It's better to make something that comes from the heart to the one you love, rather then just buying it.

"Oh that's interesting." Katara said. She loved Aang after thier kiss at the Jasmine Dragon balcony, but hated her brother from enjoying it. It is just beautful seeing love between those two. It's way better then a fan girl that only loves the Avatar. Katara loves Aang being Aang, treating him like an equal.

As they walked to the bench that Zuko and Mai were at they saw something that surprised the both of them.

It was Mai. Cat-leapard fighting a girl right in front of Zuko and a crowd of people. They had money, betting on who wins! (A/N, I just love it when a gamble is involved!)

"Take that emo chick down!" yelled the group on one side. Must be cheering for Jin.

"Make that peasant bleed!" yelled another group. Must be cheering for Mai.

The two girls ripped off each others clothes showing off some parts of their body. The chest bindings and panties were still on, but just barely. They kept scratching each other and made the other person bleed a little. This was even bigger the Zuko and Azula's Agni Kai. Zuko was just standing there, stunned and confused.

Aang and Katara just looked at each other. "Should we break it up?" said Katara. Being the Avatar, Aang was responsible for anything, so he decided to stop it. "I'll do it Katara." Then he walks up to them and used his Waterbending to take the water from the air. Katara smiled, 'I taught him well.' Plus more in the bed. Aang then froze the both of them in place. "Ok everyone, the Cat-Leapard fight is over!"

All the people in the crowd said "buzzkill." and left. They'll get over it, there are strip clubs in Ba Sing Se. You just need to find the right ones.

Then Aang looks at Zuko, Mai, and Jin. "What in spirits name is going on!?" He was about to be in rage but was stopped when Katara put her hand on his.

Zuko started. "You know how I was in hiding from the Fire Nation and the Earth Kingdom?" Aang nodded his head. "Well I used a name called Lee and I met Jin."

Jin looks at Zuko. "Your name isn't Lee?"

"No it's Prince Zuko, well now it's Fire Lord Zuko." He was ashamed about not telling her sooner.

"Wow, I dated the Fire Lord!" she said with joy. "No wonder you sucked at juggling." Then hugged him, he puts his hands around her waist but not go down even more.

Mai was about to protest until...

"Listen." said Aang, he has a plan but highly doubts it will work. "Why don't you date both of them, then decide on which one you want." This was going to be ugly.

"Thats actually a good idea Aang." said Zuko.

"Yeah I won't mind it one bit" said Jin.

"If you two agree then I agree to." said Mai.

Things settled down, then Iroh and Suki came up to them. But where is Sokka and Toph.

"Hey have you guys seen Sokka and Toph?" said Iroh.

"Don't worry, they are just shopping around the weapons store." said Suki.

"Wow I guess we should trust them more often." Katara said calmly but she has a bad feeling about this, and a growling stomach.

"I guess we should head inside." said Aang. Then took Katara's hands so they can walk together. They both blushed at that action.

So the whole Gaang decided to go back, even Jin. She wanted to live with them so that when Zuko was ready with the dates, then she could go for the kill.

Aang was thinking about a plan to find the Blue Moon stone, to give it to Katara. Is this going to turn into an engagement at a young age?


After they figured out who did it...

They were devastated by the fact that Sokka and Toph took all of the meat again. This is unacceptable, they trusted them.

"I am going to get Sokka for this." said Suki.

"Even if you do, it won't stop them from eating more." said Aang. Then he had an idea, a Koh idea that could in fact teach them a lesson. Once and for all! "Guys it's time we get some payback." Then brought everyone into a group huddle. "Here's what were going to do..."


TheLucky38: What is Aang's plan to make Sokka and Toph suffer for what they do all of the time. Will it work or will it fail? Tune in for the next chapter that will explain what they will do to make them beg for mercy. Oh and I am thinking about an idea for the events that took place on this story. What is it you might ask? I won't tell you, it will ruin the surprise that I have in store.

P.S. Spoiler Alert! NO TOKKA. I'm neutral but I won't make that on here, though maybe a quick LEMON, maybe.

P.S.S. some wise words. Feed a man for free and he'll be back asking for more. Feed a man a bullet and you won't hear from him again!- Beatrix Russell-Fallout New Vegas.