CH.1: FWD MESSAGES SUCK
Ian and Anthony are enjoying some lunch (not recording it apparently). Anthony suddenly got a message disrupting their interesting conversation.
Ian:...and that's how a lion and penguin would mate by doing-
Siri: You've got a message from a huge fart.
Ian/Anthony: hehehe
Anthony then checks his phone.
Anthony: hmmm? Oh! It's a FWD message saying," in ten minutes your biggest wish will come true." Alright! Finally my wish of flying is here!
Ian: Uh-
Anthony: First send this to 20 of your closest friends. Oh better get started!
Ian: What!? Are you kidding, you don't have over 20 friends!
Anthony: Yes I do!
Ian: No you don't! Besides these things are never real, so don't even bother with it.
Anthony: So you wouldn't mind if I sent it to you.
Ian's phone then begins to vibrate.
Ian: ...
Anthony: ^_^
Ian: GOSH DANG IT! I WANT MY WISH! Ok ok, contact, contact, Mom, Anthony, Charlie...uh
Anthony: Wow that's all you have?
Ian: SHUT UP!
Ian then runs out yelling.
Ian: I'll get my wish! You'll see!
* outside *
Ian: Ok I just need to ask for random stranger's numbers and I'll have my wish. Hmmm now where to look.
While searching Ian then finds an old man walking on the opposite side of the street.
Ian: Oh! Hey you old man! Give me your number!
Old Man: WAH!? UH! HEART FAIL!
Ian: Uh /walks away/ Alright, I just need a better approach. Gotta do this fast I only have 10 minutes.
Ian then asks a whole mess of random people for their numbers.
Ian: Yes! I got 16 numbers and counting the three I have it makes 19! Just need one more /checks his wrist watch/ Ah crap! I only have 2 minutes!
He then starts running asking for even more random people's numbers.
Ian: Nooo! I've failed! I was so close! Why!
Ian comes home sobbing
Ian: Anthony, I was too late I never got my wish- HUH!? Anthony! You're-
Anthony is seen flying across the room
Anthony: Ha! You loser, I told you I had more than 20 friends!
Ian: Aww, I wanna do that T~T
Anthony: Wee!
THE END
