A/N: Holy cheese. My very first SasuHina story. Yeah, it's one of my favourite crack pairings. . . Ahem, I hope this turns out well.
Enjoy!
prologue
"Open wide, please. Thank you, Okimi-san." Hijiri made a face as the medicine slid down his throat. The nurse noticed his grimace and smiled apologetically. "It tastes awful, I know, but it will help you feel better! Ah, this is going to hurt." She held up a tiny syringe and an alcohol-soaked swab.
"Can't be worse than this stupid disease. It's been eating at me for ages," Hijiri grumbled. "Masai-san, what's that shot for again?" He eyed the needle in the brunette's hand warily. It wasn't that he was afraid of needles; rather, he'd never been a fan of being a human pincushion. If only he wasn't so ill, then he wouldn't need the various medicines and injections he did. The nurse hummed as she wiped at the old man's arm.
"This is going to get rid of that horrid cancer, Okimi-san!" she said cheerfully. "One shot and you'll be fine in just a couple of days."
Hijiri grunted. "And you're certain because…?"
"It's been tested already, with absolutely positive results! It's kind of a secret, though, so don't tell anyone!" Masai Kumiko did not feel the need to mention that the medication had yet to be approved. Why should she? If it worked on the little rats, why wouldn't it work on humans? Although the poor animals had died after having been cured…but humans were so much stronger than the tiny creatures.
"Well, all right then." Hijiro shrugged and with that, Kumiko injected the drug into the old man's arm. And now to get to the rest of the patients, the brunette thought happily. They would be perfect and healthy in no time, she would make sure of it.
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*Kazue Taji sighed as she finished reading through the night shift's paperwork. Several of the hospital's cancer patients had complained of an extra (and mostly unwanted) injection that had been given to them by a particularly cheerful and young nurse.
"Biwako-san's going to be angry… Oh well, time to check on the poor people Kumiko messed with," Taji murmured as she began making her way to the cancer wing of the hospital. Neither she, Kumiko, or Biwako would be coming back to the office that day.
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and so it began.
A/N(2): Taji and Biwako were the medics that helped Kushina deliver Naruto; Taji didn't have a last name (according to Narutopedia) so I gave her a random one. Kumiko and Hijiri are people I made up. xD
Rating will remain K+ for now, it will probably go up in later chapters.
Also~ I do not own Naruto. 'til next time!
