AUTHOR'S NOTE: for all those who are confused about the naming system, this is the key:
- Nat: Natasha
- Peter: Peter
- Tony: Tony
- Cap: Steve
- Clint: Clint
- Sparky: Thor
- Reindeer Games: Loki
- BB: Bruce
- Buckster: Bucky
Have fun!
Tony started the chat
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Peter has joined the chat
Peter: oh hey Natasha, whatcha doing?
Nat: not much
Peter: oh, just, ya know, hunting down giant scaly lizard-men
Cap has joined the chat
Cap: we all see you sitting on the roof of your house eating tacos
Peter: fucking stalkers
BB has joined the chat
BB: hey! Language
Buckster joined the chat
Buckster: hi!
Nat: Bucky?
Peter: hi!!
Cap: BUCKY?
BB: hello
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Sparky: why haz Man of Iron requested we speak?
Nat: idk
Peter: what's up?
Cap: are you Thor?
BB: I don't know, ask him
Sparky: yes, it is Thor...how do I ask Man of Iron why we're here?
BB: I can't answer that, I'm busy building a pair of pants that will contain Hulk's size
Cap: I can't either, I fear I am not yet used to technology as advanced as that
Nat: Peter should know
Peter: you are all idiots. Tony is ON. Just text him!!!!
Clint has joined the chat
Clint: you guys ought to get down to Tony's lab; he's blowing shut up down there!
Tony: I heard that, Barton
Sparky: Man of Iron!
Tony: oh here we go...
Sparky: why have you requested we speak?
Tony: I'm not answering that. You figure it out
Clint: he's not blowing shit up anymore :(
Tony: no I'm not. Jarvis kicked me out of the lab. I'm coming up.
Cap: oh SHIT. Run, Clint!
Clint: I'm already gone
Tony: you idiot
Clint: what?
Tony: I can SEE you. You're hiding in the cupboard
Clint: I've been fucking compromised
Tony: *face palms*
Reindeer Games has joined the chat
Reindeer Games: why the hell would you invite me to this...monstrosity?
Tony: I have no fucking clue-- who invited him?
Sparky: it was i. PerhAps my brother knows of what idiocy has befallen you for you to have invited us all to chat when we all live in the same tower
Tony: perhaps I do not wish to speak with you face to face. ever think of that? Maybe I don't WANNA see your faces
Peter: ur so fuckin MEAN
Tony: excuse ur mouth, the adults are speaking
Cap: Peter is an Avenger...sorta...but either way he shou,d be involved in these. Hats
Nat: whoa! Who said anything about hats?
Clint: why hats? I mean, we could all be having sex
BB: Clint!
Nat: really?!
Peter: omg, adult overload
Tony: wtf Barton
Cap: ...
Sparky: YOU DARE DECLAIR UNCLEAN ACTS?
Reindeer Games: you retard what have you done?
Buckster: O_O
Clint: whoa whoa whoa that's not what I meant to say!!!
Tony: then wtf DID you mean to say?!
Reindeer Games: the idiot has a point: there are few words that can go along with sex, and six is not something visible
Clint: 6. Ha I loved you wrong
Reindeer Games: indeed you did you fucktard
Clint: gah stupid autocorrect
Peter: I choked on my fuckting taco you fucks
Cap: Jesus who has he been hanging around with lately?
Nat: us, Steve. The Avengers
Peter: and MJ, but I suppose she doesn't swear much
Clint: ooh? Who is MJ?
Tony: whoever she is better watch her back
BB: we better send her. Video saying if she hurts Peter we'll ed her
Sparky: HULK. SMASH
Peter: whoa wha whoa whoa!! There will be no smashing of MJ. We aren't together
Tony: yet
BB: yeah. Who knows what could happen in an hour?
Peter: oh I gotta go MJ wants me to get a cup of coffee with her now. Cyl
Peter has left the chat
Tony: whaaaaaaaatttttttttt?!
Nat: send the fucking video send the fucking video
Cap: keep her away!
Buckster: sorry I was peeing. What's going on?
Reindeer Games: people are idiots. Correction: YOU people are idiots. Have a horrid day
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BB: gtg I'm spying on PeterMJ
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Clint: oh so Bruce wants to e part of the action?
Tony: shut ur mouth Clint so help me or I will rip you from that cupboard and feed you to my crocodile
Clint: XD ur CROCODILE? Who the hell would give YOU a crocodile?!
Tony: I warned you
Clint: omg I'm gonna die!!! Save me!!!! Ahhhhh
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Cap: tony what'd you do?
Tony: I made a robot crocodile earlier; I sicked it on Clint
Nat: oh I'm laughing so hard can I have something to spit my tea in?
Buckster: I c give you a purse
Nat: nvm I gtg
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Buckster: I'm gonna go train some wanna come cap?
Cap: sure why not as long as all weapons are forbidden
Buckster: of course :)
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Sparky: just me and you now, Man of Iron
Tony: fuck off Sparky
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