AUTHOR'S NOTE: for all those who are confused about the naming system, this is the key:

- Nat: Natasha

- Peter: Peter

- Tony: Tony

- Cap: Steve

- Clint: Clint

- Sparky: Thor

- Reindeer Games: Loki

- BB: Bruce

- Buckster: Bucky

Have fun!

Tony started the chat

Nat has joined the chat

Peter has joined the chat

Peter: oh hey Natasha, whatcha doing?

Nat: not much

Peter: oh, just, ya know, hunting down giant scaly lizard-men

Cap has joined the chat

Cap: we all see you sitting on the roof of your house eating tacos

Peter: fucking stalkers

BB has joined the chat

BB: hey! Language

Buckster joined the chat

Buckster: hi!

Nat: Bucky?

Peter: hi!!

Cap: BUCKY?

BB: hello

Sparky joined the chat

Sparky: why haz Man of Iron requested we speak?

Nat: idk

Peter: what's up?

Cap: are you Thor?

BB: I don't know, ask him

Sparky: yes, it is Thor...how do I ask Man of Iron why we're here?

BB: I can't answer that, I'm busy building a pair of pants that will contain Hulk's size

Cap: I can't either, I fear I am not yet used to technology as advanced as that

Nat: Peter should know

Peter: you are all idiots. Tony is ON. Just text him!!!!

Clint has joined the chat

Clint: you guys ought to get down to Tony's lab; he's blowing shut up down there!

Tony: I heard that, Barton

Sparky: Man of Iron!

Tony: oh here we go...

Sparky: why have you requested we speak?

Tony: I'm not answering that. You figure it out

Clint: he's not blowing shit up anymore :(

Tony: no I'm not. Jarvis kicked me out of the lab. I'm coming up.

Cap: oh SHIT. Run, Clint!

Clint: I'm already gone

Tony: you idiot

Clint: what?

Tony: I can SEE you. You're hiding in the cupboard

Clint: I've been fucking compromised

Tony: *face palms*

Reindeer Games has joined the chat

Reindeer Games: why the hell would you invite me to this...monstrosity?

Tony: I have no fucking clue-- who invited him?

Sparky: it was i. PerhAps my brother knows of what idiocy has befallen you for you to have invited us all to chat when we all live in the same tower

Tony: perhaps I do not wish to speak with you face to face. ever think of that? Maybe I don't WANNA see your faces

Peter: ur so fuckin MEAN

Tony: excuse ur mouth, the adults are speaking

Cap: Peter is an Avenger...sorta...but either way he shou,d be involved in these. Hats

Nat: whoa! Who said anything about hats?

Clint: why hats? I mean, we could all be having sex

BB: Clint!

Nat: really?!

Peter: omg, adult overload

Tony: wtf Barton

Cap: ...

Sparky: YOU DARE DECLAIR UNCLEAN ACTS?

Reindeer Games: you retard what have you done?

Buckster: O_O

Clint: whoa whoa whoa that's not what I meant to say!!!

Tony: then wtf DID you mean to say?!

Reindeer Games: the idiot has a point: there are few words that can go along with sex, and six is not something visible

Clint: 6. Ha I loved you wrong

Reindeer Games: indeed you did you fucktard

Clint: gah stupid autocorrect

Peter: I choked on my fuckting taco you fucks

Cap: Jesus who has he been hanging around with lately?

Nat: us, Steve. The Avengers

Peter: and MJ, but I suppose she doesn't swear much

Clint: ooh? Who is MJ?

Tony: whoever she is better watch her back

BB: we better send her. Video saying if she hurts Peter we'll ed her

Sparky: HULK. SMASH

Peter: whoa wha whoa whoa!! There will be no smashing of MJ. We aren't together

Tony: yet

BB: yeah. Who knows what could happen in an hour?

Peter: oh I gotta go MJ wants me to get a cup of coffee with her now. Cyl

Peter has left the chat

Tony: whaaaaaaaatttttttttt?!

Nat: send the fucking video send the fucking video

Cap: keep her away!

Buckster: sorry I was peeing. What's going on?

Reindeer Games: people are idiots. Correction: YOU people are idiots. Have a horrid day

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BB: gtg I'm spying on PeterMJ

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Clint: oh so Bruce wants to e part of the action?

Tony: shut ur mouth Clint so help me or I will rip you from that cupboard and feed you to my crocodile

Clint: XD ur CROCODILE? Who the hell would give YOU a crocodile?!

Tony: I warned you

Clint: omg I'm gonna die!!! Save me!!!! Ahhhhh

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Cap: tony what'd you do?

Tony: I made a robot crocodile earlier; I sicked it on Clint

Nat: oh I'm laughing so hard can I have something to spit my tea in?

Buckster: I c give you a purse

Nat: nvm I gtg

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Buckster: I'm gonna go train some wanna come cap?

Cap: sure why not as long as all weapons are forbidden

Buckster: of course :)

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Sparky: just me and you now, Man of Iron

Tony: fuck off Sparky

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