Chains and whips and angel dicks,
Heaven's full of dirty tricks.
Naughty things and angel wings,
Oh such fun do feathers bring.

Look! There's Cas, with that rod up his ass Pulling it out will be quite the hard task.
Drop that red-hot lollipop,
Cause just one lick and you'll never stop.

And here comes Dean, ever so keen Stiff and ready for something obscene.
Heaven and Earth will join at the groin,
With flames of passion firing their loins.

Cas will groan and Dean will moan,
Amidst that lusty hot cyclone.
How the skies will creak and shriek,
When atop the clouds they reach their peak.

The righteous man will so be damned

When down his throat that rod is rammed.

Forever stained, the angel fell,
But what does it matter? For, heaven or hell,
With love and his human all will be well.

Together they nuzzle, Heart, mind, soul.
Two parts of a whole,
Love's perfect puzzle