iBeat the heat (my version)

Hi it's me again....yup! Anyway I heard there was going to be an iCarly episode called iBeat the heat coming out. I don't know EXACTLY what it's about...All I know is Griffin returns!!! And yes rumor has it this is a Seddiesode. This will be a multi-chapter storyso hang tight. Dedicated to the 1 year anniversary of iKiss ENJOY ^_^

Chapter 1: Summer record

(Carly's POV)

Today was the last day of school (Thank god!) Which means no more Briggs, Howard or angry teachers. Though I will miss Mr. Franklin. He was a cool principal. I was walking home with Sam and Freddie as usual. We stopped at our usual crossing and started discussing summer plans.

"So where do you guy want to go for our yearly summer trip?" I asked pushing the corsswalk button.

"I don't care...Mama just wants to go tanning" Sam said eating a ham sandwich she brought with her.

"Sam...in a bikini...yeah right" Freddie said putting his headphones into his ears as he turned on some music from his PearPod.

"Yeah Freddifur....closets thing YOU'LL ever get to one of those girls on the front of Playboy" Freddie stared at Sam and started choking on his Twix bar. She whacked him in the back hard.

"Owww! uncalled for!" he yelled holding his back.

"Got you to stop choking didn't it?" she said aggrivated. I chuckled at them. They clearly saw me because the expressions on their faces got sour.

"What's so funny?" Sam asked still aggrivated.

"You guys fighting...it reminds me of an old married couple." I said with a slight hint of laughing in my voice.

"Me...marry this thing? I'll marry Freddie after the Cubs win a world series" Freddie just rolled his eyes and smirked at Sam's comment and turned up his music and bobbed his head to the music and started humming. The pedestrian signal popped up and we walked across the street. Freddie's humming got extremly loud to the point where he actually started singing.

"You wanna turn the singing down, Justin Timberlake?" Sam asked rudely.

"What's your problem Puckett? I thought you'd be in a better mood now that we don't have school." Freddie said taking on headphone out of his ear.

"I'm PMSing Freddison"

"Ok!" Freddie said fastly not wanting to go into more detail and quickly turning up his PearPhone and going back to listening to his music. When we reached Bushwall the new doorman Melvin was asleep at the front desk. Again. We got on the elevator and the whole way up Sam and Freddie were fighting AGAIN.

"I'm telling you for the last time Fredlumps you CANNOT compare Cuttlefish to the Beatles"

"Sam The Beatles are musical legends...Cuttlefish is a great band but..."

"But what?"

"Compare their music...the Beatles sold...oh nevermind. No use arguing with a girl when she's having PMS" he said giving up in defeat mumbling the last part to himself. I just watched them again going into the apartment to see Spencer building a sculpture of a giant Fan.

"Hi Spencer..." I said walking in.

"Hey Spence what's up?" Sam asked flopping on the couch with her backpack filled with clothes and other overnight stuff in her hand. Sam's staying with us for 2 weeks while her mom's getting plastic surgery in Vegas. (DON'T ask where)

"Nothin' much just...finishing this giant fan sculpture" He said.

"Why are you building a giant fan?" I asked sitting next to Sam on the couch. Freddie sat next to Sam on the other side.

"Turn on the weather channel and watch the weather forecast for the next week." I turned on the TV and watched the weather channel.

"Looks like we'll see a lot of eggs on the sidewalk this week. The weather in Seattle is suppose to get up to over 103 degrees over the week. We reccomend you stay inside your home with airconditioning and get ready to break out the summer clothes and baithing suits. Now back to Bob with the sports report...." I tuned off the TV.

"103 degrees!?" Freddie asked shocked.

"Wow!....we need ice cream!" Sam said getting up. "I'm going to make a run to pink bunny. Carly come with me"

"I can't I've got to stay here to make sure this sculpture of Spencer's doesn't catch on fire"

"Well I'm NOT going by myself" she glared over at Freddie sitting on the couch.

"Oh no! Last time you dragged me somewhere it was to go get your phoen from Lewburts office. And I am NOT getting in-" but before he could finish Sam had lifted him off the couch and slung him over he shoulder.

"Sam wha- how do you do this!?"

"PMS may give me extreme mood swings and cramps but it also makes me stronger" he groaned as she carried him out the door.

(Sam's POV)

I carried Freddork until we were outside. It was already getting hot out. I had a purple spaghetti string on under my shirt anyway. Plus I already had shorts and flip flops on.

"Hang on a sec" I stopped and took my shirt off. I felt better. Freddie stared at me in my spaghetti strap shirt.

"What!?"

"Nothing it's just that...are you sure you want to wear just THAT in public?"

"Look around you dork...all the girls have tanktops on and all the guys are shirtless."

"I'm good" he said. He looked like he was sweating. Even though he was wearing a white Hollister shirt he still looked hot.....I meant....tempature wise. Freddie's not HOT like that! We arrived at the store.

"Freddie I'm going to go get the ice cream, could you do me a favor and go grab me some pads or tampons?"

"What!?" he asked slightly scared.

"Go down the feminie products and get me some pads or tampons" I said slightly louder.

"Why can't YOU go down and I'LL get the ice cream?"

"I know what kind to get and you don't. Go before I beat you up. After all this PMS IS giving me super strength right now."

"Fine!" he grumbled before us going into the store and going down opposite isles.

(Freddie's POV)

I walked down the feminine products isle thinking why did I even agree to come with her. Then I realized oh yeah she picked me up and made me come here aginst my will

I looked down the long wall of pads. They had so many freakin' kinds, regular, extra padded, with wings, without wings (what the heck are wings for?) panty liners, thong pad (ok....I KNOW Sam doesn't wear thongs...does she?) I didn't know what kind to get her so I just picked up a box of Tampax pearls and hid them behind my back running to go find Sam before someone saw me.

"Hey Freddie!" I heard Gibby say. I quickly held the box behind my back.

"Oh...hey Gibby."

"What's behind your back?"

"Nothing."

"Seriously....what's behind" he pulled my arm and saw the box of tampons.

"What are you doing with tampons?" he asked confused.

"Ummmm...I was just picking them up for Sam."

"Why?"

"She's buying ice cream and told me to pick some up."

"Oh...Wendy's making me pick some up to" he held out his box of tampons too. Him and Wendy were currently dating. It's a long story of what happened between him and Tasha. Let's just say Wendy knocked some sense into her. And ever since her and Gibby have become a thing.

"Hey, I thought guys only picked up stuff like this for their girlfriends....are you dating Sam?"

"No!" I said WAY to fast and defensively. "Why would you ever think me and Sam would go out. I'd never ask Sam out. I happen to like my face the way it is."

"Oh...well I guess then-"

"FREDDIE!" I heard Sam yell from across the store.

"Gotta go bye!" Gibby said running off. Sam walked over to me looking VERY angry.

"Did you get my tampons?"

"Yeah right here...why?"

"I started....like just now"

"Started what...oh..oooooohhhhh!" I said.

"Yeah....and" she whispered on my ear "I have a stain on my shorts."

"Well....what are we suppose to do?"

"You're wearing boxers right?"

"Yeah why....oh no!" I got where Sam was going with this.

"Come on Freddie. I really need to borrow your shorts." Sam pleaded, she was clearly embaressed and I wasn't going to put her through public humiliation. now matter how many times she's put me though it.

"Fine...I'll walk behind you while we go pay for the stuff then you can changed and stuff in the bathroom" We walked together to the register and the lady rang us up and I paid for the stuff.

"Have a nice day" she said with no expression in her voice.

"Ummm...excuse me ma'am where's the restroom?"

"In the back there...just don't flush anything that's not toiletpaper down it"

"Thank you" We walked back there. Me still like 2 inches away from Sam. She stopped suddenly which made me bump into her. Making the situation even MORE uncomfortable as my hormones started taking over.

"Freddie....stop poking me"

"I'm not it's just the....candy bar I bought....these pockets are REALLY deep and it kinda...fell?" it sounded more like a question then an actual statement.

"Whatever" she opened the door and I stopped.

"Well?" she asked

"Well....what?" I asked,

"Aren't you coming in?" It was a one person bathroom.

"No!"

"Freddie! come on. I seriously need you to come in."

"Ugh fine! start walking." she opened the door to the bathroom. It was a little on the small side but it fit both of us in fine.

"Freddie....this is probably the ONLY time you'll ever hear me say this....take off your pants" I glared at her. She stared at me making me VERY uncomfortable as I took off my Chucks so I could get out of my shorts.

"Come on grandma I haven't got all day!" Sam said. I quckly undid my belt and unbuttoned my pants and took them off. Her staring at me the whole time. Now I was at the point where I took my pants off and handed them to her.

"Here!" I said shortly.

"Freddie could you grab me a tampon out of the bag?" I sighed and opened the box taking out a tampon and handing it to Sam. She sighed taking it from me and turning around. I took another one out of the bag and studied it.

"How do you use these things anyway....do you just stick them..." I asked her trying to figure it out myself by making a model with my hands. I finally figured it out. I heard a zip.

"Ok you can turn around now." she said. I turned around to her. Not only in a spaghetti starp but now in my shorts which looked baggy on her. I put my Chucks on and we walked outside. It was getting hotter. I couldn't take it anymore. I took my shirt off once we went outside. Now I was only in my blue checkered boxers and my Chucks. I probably looked like the biggest wierdo in Seattle but at least now I was comfortable. I couldn't help but notice Sam's eyes glancing over every once in a while. Was she checking me out? I though to myself. No! no way! she hated me. We got up to Bushwall plaza.

"Hey where are your keys?" she asked.

"In my front pocket."I said. She checked both front pockets and finally got them. Unlocking the door to Carly's apartment (Yes I do have a key to Carly's apartment. Spencer said I could have it just incase of emergancy)

"Hey" she paused. "I thought you had a candybar in your front pocket...." Uh oh! "It probably fell out when we were changing" she said.

"Uhh...yeah" I said awkwardly walking into Carly's apartment.