Grocery run

Hey guys :D it's been awhile since I wrote anything so I tried something new, sorry I haven't been posting much, I've been busy with personal stuff but everything is okay now. Anyway this is a story based off of my dumb adventures at grocery stores with my friends. I haven't really done any one-shots before so I hope its okay.


It started as an easy errand but with Natsu and happy it became a real challenge. Seriously every grocery store we go to he finds a way to get kicked out.

"I can't believe that you guys got us kicked out of two stores already." Lucy said with a sigh.

"But Lucy riding a shopping cart into the ball pit was great!" Happy said

"Yeah Lucy, and the fight with that manager was great!" Natsu said while punching his hand.

"That manager was Gajeel you idiot! And you got me banned from there." Lucy said sulking

"But I wion Lucy! That's all that matters in the end" Natsu said happily

"Yeah that's all that matters to you" Lucy grumbled, honestly Natsu is pretty beat up right now but Lucy didn't want to hurt his pride so she kept it to herself.

"Why are you so down Lucy?" Natsu asked

Why are you so mad about it?"

"Because you two always clean out my fridge with your crazy appetite and I wanted help buying groceries but you are nothing but trouble" Lucy said sounding exhausted.

"We're not trouble! We'll help but it's just so boring" Natsu tried to reason

"We can do something fun when we're done, ok"

"Fine Lucy but you have to buy me some fish" Happy declared

"Ok Happy, go to the seafood aisle and pick something out."

"Aye sir" Happy saluted Lucy and headed toward the seafood aisle

"Ok Natsu I need to get som—" Lucy started to say but she yelped as something poked her

"Come on Natsu quit playing around!" Lucy screamed as her idiot best friend as Natsu took another jab at her with a foam pirate sword.

"Arg I'm not Natsu! I'm Captain Blackbeard, King of the seven seas!" Natsu laughed as he continued his strikes with the foam sword.

Urg he is so annoying Lucy thought, I'll just ignore him and he'll stop...ok ten stabs is about as much patience Lucy had currently.

"That's it you're going down Natsu!" Lucy declared as she turned around to stop the constant poking.

"Oh is that so? I king of the seven seas believes that was a challenge"

"Hell yeah it is" Lucy said as she tried to get past Natsu

"Well you look unarmed so it seems I have the advantage"

"Wait, I want a sword"

"Nope"

He wants to play that way huh? Jerk. Lucy tries to scan the area for a weapon. And then she sees it, a box full of foam swords. Lucy runs toward the weapons but is cut off by Natsu.

"Where do you think your going?" Natsu said with his dumb devious smirk.

"Past you" Lucy said as she charged into Natsu and he fell to the ground and dropped his foam weapon.

Damn she hit hard Natsu thought as he looked up to see Lucy now was holding a foam blade. Natsu grabbed his sword and started to get up but Lucy took a stab at him while he was getting up so and he fell on his butt again.

"Quit it! I'm the king of the seas, you stand no chance" Natsu said in a pirate like accent and swung his sword at her legs. Lucy failed to dodge the sword and fell over on her butt.

"Ouch, That hurt Natsu!" Lucy complained rubbing her sore butt

"I told you I'm Blackbeard not Natsu" he said in his pirate accent

"Well fuck you Blackbeard!"

"Arg that's no way to talk to a King" Natsu grumbled as he took a lunge at Lucy, Lucy douged Natsu and he fell on his stomach beside her. Lucy decided to attack natsu while he was down, Natsu turned so he was laying on his back and suddenly his hands were pinned over his head and had the toy sword up against Natsu's throat.

"Haha I win, me Queen Lucy of the the seven seas!"

"Real original name Lucy" Natsu said sarcastically. Lucy and Natsu just sat there in the same position for a little bit trying to catch their breath.

"Hey Queen Lucy could you please let go of me"

"Huh I'm not your queen, I'm the queen of the seven seas and I, ruler of the seas should be announced properly"

"Yeah, and I'm king of the seven seas weirdo" Natsu said smirking. Lucy finally understood what he meant.

"Shut up Natsu!" Lucy said with painted red cheeks as she looked away.

"Alright but you need to get off of me first"

"Huh?" Lucy looked down to see that she still had him pinned down with his arms over his head and she had her legs on both sides of Natsu's chest.

"Umm ok" Lucy said and started to get up off of him. Her face was completely red now.

"You Loveeee her"

"Huh?" both Lucy and Natsu turn around to see Happy holding his phone phone out in one hand and a fish in his other hand.

"I leave for a few minutes and come back to see you two making out on the floor" Happy said

"WHA—" Natsu and Lucy screamed

"How long were you here?" Lucy asked bravely

"Long enough to see you two making love on the floor" Happy said snickering

"Happy give me that phone" Lucy and Natsu said as the ran toward Happy

And the chase is on.

"Wait till Mira Sees these photos!" Happy laughed as he went to send them to Mira.

"Don't you dare! If you do I won't buy you any seafood for a month" Lucy threatened.

"This is so worth it" Happy said as he was about to hit send

"No don't do it, Happy the guys will annoy me about this if you do" Natsu whined

"More the reason" Happy laughed mischievously

"Let's get him" Lucy whispered to Natsu.

"Sounds like a plan" He whispered back.

"What are you guys whispering abo–" Happy started to say but was tackled by Lucy and Natsu. The phone fell out of Happy's hand and Lucy went to get it and delete the photos but it was too late because he already sent it.

"Crap" Lucy cursed under her breath. They were in for a lot of teasing later.

"He set it didn't he?" Natsu asked hesitantly

"Yep"

"Shit" Natsu cursed.

"Hey you guys! Get out of here you are disrupting the other shoppers" Said a man in a store uniform.

"Really three times!"

"Please don't raise your voice young lady"

And they got up and left the store and started to go to the next grocery store.


I really liked this one :) especially since this is something that happened to me and it's basically me telling that story. I love writing one-shots so I might do more in the future.