"Mommy can I ask you something?" I asked coming into the room.

"Sure whats up Nessie?" Daddy's head popped up from where he was talking with my Jacob and stared at me shocked.

"I was reading a book and I didn't understand something." I said quickly confused by daddy's reaction.

"It happens, what were you confused about?" She asked rearranging some flowers.

"Where do babies come from?" She looked up quickly and stiffened. Uncle Emmett laughed loudly from the basement and Grandma Esme whispered a small "Oh no," and my Jacob was paling quickly.

"Well when a man and a woman love each other... they uhh..." she shifted uncomfortably and muttered, "shit."

"Let me try baby," daddy said standing up quickly. "Nessie when a man and woman love each other they get married," I nodded. "The man plants a seed in the woman and it makes a baby." Hmmm so that's how it happened.

"Why was there so much blood at my birth?" Jacob hid his face in his hands and shuddered daddy didn't look much better and looked away. "Well that's the way half-immortal births are like sweety."

"So my own pregnancy won't end like that." I asked twisting my hair.

"Of course not," daddy said sweetly. "But you won't be getting married for a long time." I nodded and tapped my foot thinking.

"Mommy?"

"Yes?"

"I want Jacob to be the father of my children." Jacob spat the water he was drinking and flushed a dark red. Daddy glared at Jacob and mommy shifted uncomfortably. My family was so weird some times.