Title: The ABCs of Harry Potter

By: Captain RogueCajun the pirate & Bootstraps (Who pretty much saved my life on this. Moony, you're my hero mate!)

Summary: Title says it all. Just a little collaboration betwixt me & Moony written for the enjoyment of all. Like all of the things we write, don't take it too seriously.

Rating: Pg-13 because of the language. Sorry, but Moony's got a dirty mouth. Shame on her.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I owned Harry Potter then Sirius would not have died and the books would be about him, not Harry. But alas, I do not own Harry Potter.

Rating: Pg-13-ish.

Random Quote: "Stark Raving Sane."-Rosencrantz (Gary Oldman) from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are dead

Note: All the ones that are sort of random were written by Bootstraps. Thanks a lot mate!


A is for Avada Kedavra, a curse that ruined the Dark Lord's day

B is for bike that Harry's godfather gave away

C is for cupboard, the one that's under the stair

D is for Dumbledore who helped free Harry from there

E is for Lily Evans, a feisty red-headed dame

F is for Fawkes, that's Dumbledore's phoenix's name

G is for Gryffindor who almost always wins the Quidditch games

H is for Hagrid who like to keep critters that aren't actually tame

I is for the Invisibility cloak Harry inherited from his father

J is for Jinxes which are really a bother

K is for Keeper, the position Wood played

L is for the love potion from Romilda that ruined Ronniekins day

M is for Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Ferret

N is for Nagini, who should be made into a purse, I swear it!

O is for the Order of the Phoenix Dumbledore's trusty crew

P is for Potter, Harry's Surname but that you already knew!

Q is for Quidditch the only game on broomsticks

R is for Remus who wears a collar for fleas and ticks

S is for Sirius, Padfoot the loyal and true

T is for Tonks who can turn her hair bright blue

U is for Umbridge…….bitch.

V is for Voldie, who has a vagina, which makes her a witch

W is for Wormtail, he can't be all that bad

X is for X-citing adventures to be had

Y is for Ynoom, that's Moony spelled backwards

Z is for Z is for- what the fuck starts with z? Bastards….


A/n: Yes, that last one is supposed to have 2 "Z is for"s. Some of them also don't quite rhyme, but that's Bootstraps' fault. :) Reviews are amazing! Stay tuned for our next random interlude!

Cheers,

Padfoot