It was Monday morning and Jay had just got into school and was on his way to form. When he was going in he saw Sadie Cunningham and he had to admit he thought that she was fit, he noticed that Saskia, her best friend, was absent. She seemed to notice him, when she walked into form, and smiled. Which was very rare, in fact Jay was shocked she'd even noticed him. When he got into his, unusually loud, form he saw that his tutor was not in so understood all the noise so want and sat in his normal spot.
"Hi." Sadie said, happily in her usual soft Newcastle accent, as he sat down
"Urm, hey." Jay replied a bit confused, why was she being so nice to him suddenly? She normally just ignored him.
"Are you OK?" She sounded genuinely concerned.
"Yeah it's just you never usually talk to me."
"Well I fancied a change, beside thinking about it you don't seem too bad."
"Right."Jay said narrowing his eyes.
"What?" Sadie said giggling slightly.
"Nothing, nothing." Jay smirked, then he laughed slightly with Sadie.
"RIGHT, settle down and shut up." They heard Gilbert's voice boom through the door sounding bored. The whole form group sighed and slouched in their chairs, already, fed up.
"Great half an hour stuck in a room with Gilbert. Might as well start writing my suicide note now." Sadie joked causing Jay to snigger.
"Cartwright, Cunningham." Sadie and Jays heads shot up smirking."Could you two do everyone a favor and shut up?"
"Sorry Sir." They said in unison clearly not meaning it, Phil just rolled his eyes. Form went by pretty much the same as that, Jay found out that Saskia had a guitar lesson so couldn't make it to form but was still in school.
Jays first lesson was History, a lesson which he HATED, with Sadie also and it was towards the end of the lesson when Mr Hoffman called every one to the front of the class to talk about their new topic next lesson. Jay was bored and decided to take a risk...
He tapped Sadie on the shoulder when she looked around he nodded down wards and said, with a grin, "Oi Sadie. There's the left one." She looked down confused and saw he had got his left bollock out. They both started laughing and the bell went before Mr Hoffman had a chance to send them out for laughing.
When they got out of their class they burst into laughter when they finished Sadie screeched a bit because she felt a jabbing pain in her side the Saskia came into her view and they giggled.
"Oh um hey Jay." Saskia said a bit surprised to see them talking but she didn't really mind, she thought that he was actually kinda cute but she would never go out with him.
"So whatcha laughin' 'bout then?" Saskia said mocking her friends accent, which earned her a sarcastic look from Sadie.
"Funny! Well, anyway at the end of history we all had to go to the front and Jay tapped me on the shoulder and signaled down to his lap and was just like"theirs the left". And do you know what he was on about his left fucking bollock." for a moment their was just silence then Saskia and just burst out laughing. When she finally calmed down, her Sadie and Jay walked into the common room.
"I betchya you wanna see the other one now."
"Fuck off I don't"
"Well if ya do that can be easily arranged ." Will, Simon and Neil noticed that Jay was with two girls that didn't look like that they wanted to punch him where it hurts. Neil wasn't that surprised, but Simon and Will, Knowing that Jay lies about his "conquests", where shocked.
Sorry about the random ending to this chapter. The bullock thing actually happened to my friend in IT.
