Super Sonic X-Men
by Latifah27

This is an X-Men:Evolution/Sonic: The Hedgehog crossover. This fic is based on 'The Adventures of Sonic: The Hedgehog', not the Archie or Fleetway comics.

"Hey, my turn!"

Evan grabbed for the sega's player 1 controller.

He and Kurt were playing Sonic 3(connected to the Sonic & Knuckles cartrige, of course). Neither of them liked those newer '3D' videogames very much, since they were wayyyyy too complicated. They liked the ones where you could actually control the character, and not make him walk like he had a little too much to drink.

"No, you got to play Sonic last time," Kurt corrected, "And while I do enjoy lifting you out of danger, I would like to play a character who has something in common with me"

Evan laughed, "Ok, ok, you can play Sonic. Just remember, I'm not that good at flying"

Kurt shrugged, and pressed the reset button on the old sega. They stopped making those things back in the early 90's, before he came to America. Now, what with the advant of the playstation and N-64, the sega cost less then a cd, and the games, less then a box of donuts each.

Kurt selected an empty game, and scrolled the options until it showed Sonic and Tails. Then he pressed start, and waited until the sequence ended. He and Evan watched as Knuckles, that echidna with the Milli-Vanilli hair, grabbed Sonic's emeralds, laughed at the hedgehog, and then ran away, just as Tails flew down.

"Well, it's about time," Kurt joked.

Then, the gameplay started. Kurt grabbed some rings, then broke a rock and bounced on the spring that was hidden under it. He landed on a lift, and jumped onto a ledge that had a box of rings and a pair of power-sneakers, and jumped on them, making the game go faster for a short time. He did the spin-attack on a monkey, but was unable to dodge the coconut it threw. Sonic was thrown into the air, got this look like he was screaming, 'Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh', and a shower of rings flew out of him. Evan, as Tails, ran to rescue a few rings, and then they both headed for an area enclosed by some loose rocks.

Kurt did the spin-dash, and opened the door to a secret room that almost everyone who played the game knew about(of course, Rogue couldn't care less where the secret room was; she was at the PC, playing Doom).

Kurt jumped into the giant gold ring that he knew would be there, and was transported to the secret level. He knew it like the back of his hand, and was able to get a chaos emerald.

"I got one!" he yelled, making Rogue look up from her game.

"Hmph, thank God for Winamp," she mumbled, glancing at the mp3-player on her desktop. She switched to her favorite Klank-song, and then added another song she liked, for some strange reason, to the playlist. Then she decided to play the song, 'Move out,' by this British-American duo, Yaz. She made sure no one was watching, and then started lip-synching. Rogue had a collection of other 80's synth-pop and drum&bass songs, but she didn't want anyone to know that she, the goth with the perpetual case of pms, liked such happy music. Sometimes, it was probably the only thing that kept her from commiting suicide. Of course, she was also rather squeemish when it came to the various methods of suicide that were readily available to her.

But she didn't want to kill herself; she knew that that would mean she would burn in hell, and she did believe there was some way she could get to Heaven, where she could touch and hug people without hurting them.

Tears welled up in her eyes as she thought of that. Was God mad at her for something? Then she wiped the tears away, smearing some of her eye-makeup. Her makeup was perfect for hiding the tears, since she could smear it and it would still look dark. Rogue found it easier to be labled a goth then a cry-baby.

She tried not to think of that, and went back to her game. If anyone saw her lip-synching or crying, she would just die.

Meanwhile, Kurt was duking it out with Robotnik, and winning, Jean and Kitty were engrossed in a Pokemon game, and were trading their pokemon with a game-link. Scott was asleep, or at least it looked like he was; he always wore his glasses, except when he was showering. He missed seeing the different colors, as he was trapped forever in a world of red.

He watched the game, and smiled a little. He wished he could join in, but it felt kind of silly, since in his mind, those videogames were too childish. Besides, it was hard for him to see the display because he saw everything in shades of red.

Just then, Storm walked in, and she wasn't feeling very well.

"Just checkin'-ACHOOO!-up on you"

Storm blew her nose, and wrinkled it because it itched so much. She coughed, and sounded extremely congested.

"Catch a bug?" Evan asked.

"It appears that I have-ACHOOO!"

"Well, I hope you feel better soon," Evan said.

"Thanks," Storm said, as she left the room.

Suddenly, rain started falling, which was rather odd since it was falling inside!

"Aunti-O! Are you alright?" Evan asked, alarmed.

No answer. As they were getting ready to leave the room, Kurt covered the sega-console, protecting it as if it was his pet, and he didn't think about covering his holo-watch.

The watch shorted out, and it emitted a bright flash of light, momentarily blinding everyone in the room. When everyone's eyes adjusted, they found they were not in the rec-room.

There were flowers, lots of green grass, and funny animals and robot-thingies wandering around.

"What is this place?" Rogue asked, though she didn't want to know.

"Hey, I know where we are," Evan said.

"Ja," added Kurt, "We're in the game!"

"Cool," said Evan, "We're gonna meet Sonic!"

"Who's Sonic?" Rogue asked, not really caring who Evan was talking about, "Is he that mono-whatzit?"

"Monotreme," Kitty corrected, "and no, he's not a monotreme, that's Knuckles, the echidna"

"Oh, brother," Rogue mumbled. She was in a grouchy mood, as usual, and getting stuck in this 'Sonic-world, didn't help it.

Just then, they heard a sound that was kinda like a buzz-saw when it wasn't cutting wood, or a vaccuum-cleaner. Or Pietro, Evan noted to himself. There was a flash of blue, which came back in their direction, and stopped. It was Sonic, alright, and those new-comers had piqued his curiosity.

"So, where ya from?" he asked, in a sort of whiny-yet-smart-alek voice, one that reminded the young X-Men of Steve Urkel, from 'Family Matters'the guy who played Urkel also voiced Sonic in all three of the Sonic cartoon series.

"Uh, we're not from around here," Scott replied.

"Well, I can see that," Sonic said, "But I hope they got chilli-dogs wherever you came from. Speakin' of chilli-dogs, I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Race ya!"

And at that, he sped off.

Kurt's mouth watered at the thought of chilli-dogs, so he teleported to where the hedgehog was heading.

Scott shook his head.

"Kurt. Always thinkin' with his stomach"

Sonic, who was going to turn back and say 'psych!' to the strangers, and then show them where they could get the best chilli-dogs on Mobius, was stopped in his tracks by Kurt.

"Whoa! Howdja do that?"

"Oh, it's just something I do," Kurt answered.

"I bet ya got it from wherever ya got that hedgehog-blue fur," said Sonic, "Snazzy!"

Kurt blushed.

"I'm glad you like it!"

"Well, why wouldn't I? After all, hedgehog-blue is the coolest blue in the world!"

"Well, let's just put it this way; where I'm from, not that many people look like this"

"Oh, I see. Well, you'll like it here, especially if you like chilli-dogs!"

"Ach, ja! I'm so hungry I could eat Robotnik!"

At the word 'Robotnick', Sonic's eyes bugged out.

"Robotnik? I thought you guys weren't from around here! Waita minute! You're not workin' for 'im, are ya?"

"Ach, no way, man!"

"Then how come you know about him?"

"I beat him just before we got here!"

Sonic was confused. Beat him before they got here???? This just didn't add up! How could this guy know Robotnik, unless he was in cahoots with the mad scientist.

"Whadya mean, before you got here? What planet are you from?"

"What planet? I'm from Earth!"

"Earth? Never heard of it. What's this 'Earth' like?"

"Well, we have videogames, and you're in some of them"

"What????????? Me? In videogames??????? Now, I may have a song written about me, and I may be a world-wide celebrity, but videogames?????"

"Ja! And you're a cartoon. My friend, Evan has all the episodes on tape! I like the one with Breezy-"

"BREEZY?!?!?!? How'd you know about her????????????????????"

That was it. Sonic was getting paranoid. He was obviously being watched, if not by Robotnik, then by one of his rivals.

"Is this some kind of joke?" the hedgehog demanded.

"Nien"

"Don't give me a number! Just tell me what's going on!"

"Ach, I mean 'no'," a very embarrased Kurt explained, "In the country I was born in, Germany, 'nein' means 'no'"

"Oooh, man, this is getting weird. Alright, if you really are from another world, then can you-?"

Suddenly, he was interrupted by a voice calling, "Kurt! Where are you?"

It was Kitty. She and the other X-Men had caught up with Kurt and were not happy.

"Look, instead of chatting with that rodent, we could like, be finding a way out!"

"Yeah, an' I probably just died on Doom!" Rogue complained.

Shoot, Sonic thought, I've really picked up some weirdos!

"So, how did you 'beat' Robuttnik?" he asked the strangers.

"Oh, man, Kurt! Did you have to tell him about that?" Evan asked him.

"Ok," he continued, "We're from another dimension. Have you ever watched shows about other dimensions before, or for that matter, government conspiracies?"

"Uh, no," Sonic said, "I'm usually too busy fighting Robutt-head, takin' care of Tails-by the way, where is he? Did he wander off again?"

He was answered by a "SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TAILS!!!!!"

An orange fox ran down a trail nearby, and had two robots on his tail. One of the robots looked like a tank, while the other looked like a cross between a chicken and an ostrich.

"I'm gonna get you, you-you do-gooder you!" said the tank.

"No, I'm gonna get him! You messed up last time, Grounder!"

"Hey, you did it too, Scratch!"

"No I did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not infinity!"

And so on...

While the robots were quarreling like children fighting over a sandbox, they didn't notice that they had stopped and tails had gotten away. That gave Sonic the perfect opportunity...

"Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like Dumb & Dumber decided to pay a little visit!" he joked, "Howza 'bout a little trip, say, back to the junk-yard where you belong?"

"Uh, let's get him," Grounder suggested, "Robotnik will be very happy with us!"

"No, you idiot!" Scratch said, as he conked Grounder on the head, "Now, let me think... hmmm...."

He scratched his head and pondered, as Sonic, Tails, and the X-Men watched, amused at the spectacle.

"Hey! I got it! If we get Sonic instead of Tails, Robotnik will be very happy with us!"

At that, even Scott and Rogue let out a loud guffaw.

"Hey, what are you laughing at?" a very insulted Scratch demanded.

"If ya don't know, it's no wonder ya cain't get that stupid porkypahn!" Rogue answered, with her typical attitude.

"Excuse me, but I'm a hedgehog," Sonic said, sounding rather insulted, "And I'm not stupid!"

"Well, I think I'm going home," said a miffed Grounder.

"Yeah, we don't have to take that from people like you," added Scratch.

The two walked away in a huff, forgetting that they were supposed to kidnap someone.

"Wow, those guys sure are dumb," said Tails.

Rogue mumbled something under her breath that Sonic, with his superior hearing, could tell was an obscenity(no S***).

"Hey, not in front of a four-year-old!" he scolded.

"Was that a bad word?" Tails asked.

"Yes," Sonic said, "And people who use those words don't get any chilli-dogs!"

Rogue rolled her eyes and folded her arms. Oh, brother, she thought out loud.

"Well, anyone for chilli-dogs?" Sonic offered.

"Uh, sure," said Scott, "It is almost time for lunch"

"Like, count me out," said a disgusted Kitty.

"Don't mind her," Kurt explained, "She's a veterinarian"

"You mean, 'vegetarian', said Scott.

"Ach, ja,"

Kurt blushed in embarrassment at his malaprop. Of course, he always had a way of bouncing back:

"Just call me 'Mr. Malaprop'!"

Everyone laughed at Kurt's one-liner.

"Hey, I know where you can find a salad-bar!" said Sonic, "It's in that chilli-dog joint in the Metropolis Zone!"

"Like, cool! You can like, eat your artery-clogging junk-food, while I get something that's actually good for me!"

Sonic shrugged, "Well, knock yourself out. C'mon, follow me!"

And he and the X-Men headed for the Metropolis Zone.