"Sam, you seen my cookbook?"

"It's in the kitchen."

"Oh. What about my toothbrush?"

"Did you look in the bathroom, Einstein?"

"Bite me, bitch. Hey, I can't find my Zep album, the one with the cool shit on the cover. You seen it around?"

"Shit, Dean, who am I, the Amazing Kreskin?"

"The amazing who?"

"Dean, I'm trying to work."

"Well, Sammy, I'm bored and you know I love it when you get all cranky. Your hair poofs up and your eyes turn red - you're like a berserker moose. Heh heh. I like that one. 'Berserker Moose.'"

"Fuck off, Dean."