"Hey Cas!" Dean called from the bathroom. Castiel looked up from the television in confusion, what could Dean possibly need his assistance for in the bathroom? Dean knew his way around cheap motels way better than he did. Why couldn't he ask Sam? He shifted awkwardly up off the couch and went over to the bathroom where Dean was, sighing heavily in the process. Being stuck in human form was exhausting, no wonder they would pass out for hours every night.
"Hm?" Castiel asked, peeking around the doorway.
"Come over here," Dean said. Castiel shuffled over until he was standing right beside the other man in the small bathroom. Dean turned his eyes and Castiel followed them, until they were both facing the corner of the bathroom where the toilet was.
"De-"
"What the hell is that?" Dean interrupted, pointing at the roll of toilet paper. Castiel furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
"Dean, it's a roll of toilet paper".

"No shit, Sherlock," Dean said impatiently, "I mean that".
Castiel wasn't sure what he was expected to do. He crouched down to inspect the roll. It was the new one he had just put on, and he hadn't paid much attention to it. There didn't seem to have any symbols or spells written on it, nor did it seem to have been tampered with by some sinister being, and even though he was human now, he still would have been able to sense if it was cursed.

"Dean, I don't understand what's wrong with this toilet paper. Also why you would need me to help you solve whatever problem it's causing".

"Godammit," said Dean, "That's the damn problem," he continued, aggressively jabbing a finger towards the roll.
"It's unraveling down the backside! Toilet paper is always suppose to unroll down the front!". This was what Dean was so worked up about? His already furrowed eyebrows scrunched even further together and he tilted his head.
"Dean how could it possibly make a différence?" he asked.
"It does! I'd rather find an empty roll than one that's been put on goddamn backwards!" Dean replied. That didn't even make sense. Castiel had no idea that there was a front and back to a round object, or that mixing it up would upset Dean so much.
"That's a silly thing to get so worked up about," Castiel stated. It was returned by a death glare from Dean.
"Shut up, Cas," he muttered. Castiel could hear Sam in the other room laughing at their bickering, and he wondering if Sam had to deal with a similar situation once. Who knew Dean would have a stick up his ass about a stupid roll of toilet paper.
"Whatever," he said, reaching down and flipping the toilet paper. With that he spun around and returned to the living room so he could go back to watching tv. He could practically hear Dean grinning smugly behind him.