Okay so I really love this song and I'm a dork, so this is a thing that's happening. It'll be with a whole bunch of pairings (Including both usuk and fruk, just in case anyone was wondering) and I know for the most part what pairing I'm using for each line. There are like 3 undecided lines, so you can make suggestions for those if you want.
Groans because this is really really short, but I really wanted to write prucan. Okay so basically in this AU Gil has never had PB&J for some reason so as a totally awesome boyfriend, Mattie has to introduce it to him.
Enjoy or whatever.
Gilbert Beilschmidt and Matthew Williams sat at their kitchen table, a single plate placed in front of Gilbert, a single sandwich on top of it.
"Peanut butter and jelly?" Gilbert poked at the offending sandwich, causing it to leak strawberry jelly, "You sure this is edible?"
Matthew rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's antics. "Don't tell me that the awesome Prussian is afraid of a little sandwich. How haven't you had one of these?" Gilbert shrugged in response and Matthew continued "Not having a PB & J sandwich is almost as bad as not having pancakes—wait, I introduced you to those too."
"Shut up. It's not like I've never had jelly. I've just only eaten it on toast, and not with this weird peanut butter stuff."
Matthew cocked his head to the side in confusion, "What's toast?"
"Mein Gott, birdie, you say I'm the sheltered one. Look, you take bread and-"
"Never mind, we can solve the mystery of toast later. Just eat your freaking sandwich."
"But Birdie~"
"But nothing, eat it, hoser."
"Fine, fine," Gilbert roughly grabbed the sandwich (making a quick note to self that roughly grabbing sandwiches filled with jelly was a bad idea), taking the dreaded first bite and…"Birdie, This is delicious!" The rest of the sandwich was devoured within seconds.
"Mmhm," Matthew picked up the plate and brought it to the sink, "Told ya so. Where would you be without me?"
Matthew felt Gilbert wrap his arms around him and leaned back with a contented sigh.
"I don't think I'd ever want to find out," Gilbert nuzzled his lover's neck, "Ich liebe dich, Mattie."
"Je t'aime trop, Gil."
