I don't even know how to explain this. This is what my brain does when I'm tired. ;P Please don't take this seriously. This is obviously a crack!fic. Nothing more to say. Bye.
While sailing to Middle-Earth, Feanor was thinking about the Silmarils. He needed them. Now. No scruffy Dark Lord could keep them from him! He pulled out his smartphone and saw he had gotten a text from Morgoth.
Hey u the Silmarils are mine :P
Feanor stared at it for a moment, then threw the phone overboard with a shout of rage. "What happened this time?" asked Maedhros, strolling over. "Don't tell me Morgoth sent you yet another text." he said suspiciously. "Why don't you answer him, instead of throwing your phones into the sea? We don't have very many left, you know!"
"Give me yours!" shouted Feanor, reaching for Maedhros' pocket.
"NOOOO, Ada, you can't, it's the latest model!"
Feanor's eyes glittered dangerously. "Give it to me!"
Maedhros sighed. "Here it is."
Feanor turned it on. He saw something he did not expect.
Virtual Silmaril App
Maedhros groaned. His father was not supposed to find out about that.
"What's this?" shouted Feanor.
"Umm, nothing...just..."
"Just what?"
"Well, Morgoth emailed me about a new app he made, and it's pretty addictive! Basically, it's the Silmarils! Virtual Silmarils, anyway." he added after a moment.
Feanor said nothing, but opened the app. Instantly the phone screen was filled with bright light. It was an image of the Silmarils which Morgoth had taken. Feanor stared. He sighed with delight, and sat down with it.
That evening, Maedhros went to talk with Celegorm. "Ada's still looking at my phone." he muttered. "I don't think he has even returned Morgoth's text!"
"Really?" said Celegorm. "Look what Morgoth and I have been saying!"
u are fools the Silmarils will always be mine
u are a jail crow of Mandos
so?
that's disgraceful
so? I'm a dark lord
no kidding
Maedhros like my new app?
He hasn't showed it too me
Lol
What's funny
u
why
have to get Sauron off my laptop brb
k
hi
hi
Wha'sup?
O_O
?
Ada just threw another phone overboard lol u send him another text?
Yup ;P
Stop it we don't have that many left
try and make me
Maedhros raised an eyebrow. Celegorm looked at him. "So, is Ada on Morgoth's app?"
"Yes, yes he is." Maedhros said in despair. "He's completely obsessed with it!"
"What is it?"
"The Virtual Silmaril App."
"THE VIRTUAL SILMARIL APP!? WHY DIDN'T MORGOTH SEND ME ONE?" Celegorm screamed, and ran to find Feanor. Maedhros followed. Celegorm found Feanor gazing at the screen in complete bliss. Celegorm sat down next to him and stared at it in wonder. Feanor didn't even notice. Maedhros was getting irritated, so he stole Celegorm's phone and started texting.
hey brothers ada found a Silmaril App
WHAT?!
yes it's true meet me on the deck
The rest of Feanor's sons came pouring out of the bottom of the ship. "WHERE?" they shouted. Maedhros pointed. "Right there." They all ran over, and joined the other two, becoming glassy-eyed as they stared. Maedhros grinned and taking their phones, kept texting.
hey Fingolfin how r u
:-|
oh too bad how sad
:'(
don't get emotional
I'm leaving
whatever
bye
bye
Maedhros was annoyed. Fingolfin could be so boring at times. Well, he would try Manwe.
hey manwe old pal
Maedhros waited for some while. Manwe was not responding. So he tried Sauron.
hey mairon, LTNS
yo
why'd Morgoth kick you off his laptop?
I finished a level of Angry Birds. He wanted to and now he can't
Lol
It's not funny! :(
MTFBWY
what's that mean
May the force be with you, duh
I haven't seen Star Wars
O_O you haven't seen Star wars? What kind of a Maia are u?
dunno
that's so lame u know
yeah
LLAP
what's that?
*facepalm* you're hopeless. It means live long and prosper
fascinating
funny u should say that
why?
nevr mind
I have to go, Morgoth wants me to pick him up a big Mac
k CUL8R
bye
Maedhros was bored again. He decided that his family had the right idea on how to spend the voyage, and joined them to stare at the Silmarils on their way to reclaim them.
The End
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