Authors note: I just thought I'd clarify that I don't own any of these characters (except the pilot guy). They are YouTubers.

Chapter One: Mining My Own Business

Caves: The gold mine for adventure. Literally! In Minecraftia, what a better place for adventure and fun than a deep dark cave where unimaginable monsters live, that exist only to rip you face off. In this cave, an unusual duo were mining on and on for the heck of it.

Squid Ballistic Nugget waved his pickaxe in the air in a fairly dramatic way before smashing it on the coal ore, smashing the minerals out of the rock.

"The competition is still on. Right Stamps?" he asked his feline friend who he had met when he was only a little Squiddy.

"You betcha!" Stampy Pun Cat replied competitively. "First to find a diamond, wins a diamond!" he then spun around to continue mining.

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A few mining minutes later...

Squid gasped. "Oh Stamps…"

"What?" Stampy asked worried.

"Come see what I found Stamps…" Squid said quietly.

"Oh no…" Stampy grumbled as he sprinted his way to Squid's mine. He knew this wasn't going to be good.

"It's so beautiful…" Squid blabbered.

Stampy clenched his teeth as he got closer. please don't tell me Squid found Diamonds... Stampy thought, though he was almost positive it was.

He turned the corner to Squid's mine to see regular coal ore. Not diamonds. Stampy was relived to know that it wasn't Diamonds, but he was angry that Squid trolled him. Especially since he fell on the floor laughing his head off.

"It's not that funny!" Stampy hissed before walking back to his mine.

Squid wiped the tears off his eyes before doing the same.

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A few more mining minutes later of fooling and trolling...

Stampy cave across a cave.

"Cave system!" he announced.

"Where are ya?" Squid asked.

"I'm not telling." Stampy teased.

"Well now Stamps," Squid said. "That's kind of harsh. Don't ya think?"

Stampy laughed. "And this is coming from the guy who always steals all the pumpkin-I mean Pizza Planet Tokens."

"Ah whatever," Squid sighed. "But next time I find Diamonds, I'm not gonna share them with you."

"Like always..." Stampy said quietly so Squid couldn't hear him. but, of course, he heard him anyway.

"I heard that!" said person growled.

Stampy smiled and continued walking.

"We are never going to find any diamonds." Squid groaned.

"If you want to find Diamonds, you're gonna have to have a better attitude." Stampy said sternly. "We're just gonna hav-DIAMONDS!"

"Wut?" Squid said in disbelief. "You couldn't have!"

He could hear Stampy doing his happy dance.

"I found diamonds! I found diamonds! I found diamonds!" he sang over and over.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you big show off." Squid grumbled.

"I win the competition! I win the competition! I win the competition!" Stampy sang. He giggled as he mined the ore. "Squid? You're pretty quiet." he said noticing that Squid wasn't making an excuse to why he should have the diamonds.

"Yeah well Stamps, I see no need for me to be here anymore, so I'm getting outta here." Squid replied in fake sadness.

"Aw Squid, it was only one diamond." Stampy comforted.

"It was more than that." Squid said.

"Fine, it was two." Stampy lied.

"More than that." Squid assumed.

Stampy sighed. "Okay, it was more than-"

"Stamps!" Squid interrupted.

"Squid, you know not to interrupt!" Stampy bossed playfully.

"No Stamps look what I found!"

Stampy shook his head. "You're not tricking me this time Squid."

"I'm not lying Stamps!" Squid protested. "I found a city!"

Stampy raised an eyebrow. "Underground?"

"No, I'm at the surface!" Squid said. "Come find me!"

Stampy sighed. "Fine, but if you're tricking me…"