Disclaimer: I do not own the Rurouni Kenshin cast or any other anime characters that appear in this story
Casting list:
Kenshin Himura- Scrooge
Sanoske Sagara- Marley
Yahiko Myojin- Bob Crachet
Kaoru Kamyia- Mrs.Crachet
Ayame- Tiny Tim
Tsubame- Extra (daughter)
Ghost of Christmas Past- Megumi Takani
Ghost of Christmas Present- Sojurio
Ghost of Christmas yet to come- Misao
Random extra- Aoshi
Act One: Laundry bags and...um.......BURN!!!
The Curtains rise:
Random people are standing out in the snowy road, gracing those who pass by with a lovely X-mas song:
" On the twelfth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve drummers, drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lo-
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
Kenshin walked on stage. He was wearing his usual costume and used the hilt of his sword to jab people to move
" I'm very sorry that I'am" Kenshin whispered and then resumed character.
Kenshin walked to his place of business. It used to be: Kenshin, Sano and Vash's doughnut shoppe. But then Vash left to do Trigun and Sano "died". Since both Sano and Kenshin knew only half of the recipe, the place went bankrupt and Kenshin changed it into an office.
When Kenshin got inside, some workers were already there. Yahiko, to name one.
" Yay it's my favorite boss in the whole wide world." Yahiko said "Can we have more coal for the fire?"
" The next person that asks is fired, that they are?" Kenshin said
"Can we have more coal for the fire?" A random extra said.
Kenshin turned and glared at the random extra, his amber eyes glaring at the poor man that spoke those words.
At the front door of Kenshin, Sano and Vash's Shoppe-.....er I mean Kenshin's work.
Kenshin booted the random person out. The random went soaring into the air, screaming: " YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"I'M VERY SORRY THAT I' AM!!" Kenshin shouted and turned back to the rest of the workers, his eyes still amber. "Anybody else?" he said, angered.
The rest of the workers whistled innocently and went back to work.
Hours and hours went by at the work place....and then, a guy wearing all black teleported in. T'was Hiei-sama from Yu Yu Hakusho ( Polterguise Report).
"BURN!!!" Hiei shouted and Kenshin's bag of laundry, for Yahiko mind you, spontaneously combusted into red flames. As many of the workers gathered around the flaming bag to roast marshmallows, Kenshin went ballistic
" NO NOT MY PINK SHIRTS!!" Kenshin screamed in agony
" Hurray!" Yahiko said to himself " Now I won't have to do his laundry!"
"Pink makes you look gay" Hiei commented.
And then to confuse/ anger you even more, Kurama-sama from Yu Yu Hakusho
( Polterguise Report) walked in:
" What's wrong with pink" he said " I have to wear a pink uniform"
Finally, the director ( Kato Shingetsu) stood up from the front seat of the audience.
"HEY! You two are not in this anime or story. Buggar off!" Kato pointed and shouted
" Make me" Hiei said
Kato Shingetsu then pointed to a sign saying: " All you can eat Free Sweet Snow in the Kitchen". And low and Behold, Hiei-sama was gone from the stage, faster then Santa's 8 reindeer. However, Kurama-sama took his seat in the audience, shaking his head.
By this time, Kenshin's business office is burned to a crisp. The workers had ran off earlier to find a new job. The only things left intact are Kenshin, Yahiko, and a different bag of laundry and the work sign.
" Guess what Yahiko?" Kenshin said with enthusiasm
" What?" Yahiko said with a raised eyebrow
"It looks like were doing all of the paperwork outside, that we shall." Kenshin said with a smile on his face
"But it's 25 degrees outside!" Yahiko shouted at his boss
" So?" Kenshin said questioningly. Apparently, Kenshin did not mind 25 degrees of frost and cold.
As Yahiko had a sweat drop on his forehead, a bell rang 5 o'clock.
"Well boss tommorow is X-mas" Yahiko said, "so see ya the 26th!"
" Er no I'll see you tommorow" Kenshin said
"DUDEEE IT'S X-MAS!!" Yahiko shouted " I want to spend time with my family"
" Fine" Kenshin said but then added "Come in after lunch."
" OK!" Yahiko sighed and then added "Merry X-mas!"
" Oh and here take this" Kenshin said and then took a HUGE bag of laundry out of nowhere. It must have weighed 60 plus pounds because Yahiko could barely manage it.
"OO!!" Yahiko walked away and began to sing an X-mas carol at the top of his lungs.
As Kenshin looked at the company sign, he knocked some of the snow of the sign....which fell on him.
" oro.... AHHH COLD COLD!!" Kenshin shouted as some of the snow fell down his back. " BAH.....um.....er.....LINE!!!!"
" Humbug.." A stage hand shouted and then said under his breath " Dumbass"
End Act One- Please take this time to review!
