Frodo Got Ran Over By a Ringwraith

Frodo got ran over by a Ringwraith,

Walking home from Bilbo's party Christmas eve.

Some people say there's no such thing as evil,

But as for me and Bilbo, we believe.

Frodo was drinking too much ale,

And we begged him not to go.

But he forgot his mithril vest,

He staggered out of the inn , into the snow.

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When we found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack.

He had hoof prints on his forehead,

And incriminating sword marks on his back.

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It's just not Christmas without Frodo,

All the family's dressed in black.

And we can't help but wonder;

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

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Now the goose is on the table,

And the pudding, my oh my,

The blue in the candle,

Would have matched the blue in Frodo's eyes.

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I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

Better watch out for me, myself, and I.

They should never give a horse,

To a cloaked man who serves a lidless eye.

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