LUNATIC!!!
Episode 1
"LUNATIC!!!!!" A person yelled in rage, this guy has brown long hair with a scar on my wears a black hoody and black trousers to resemble the CP9. This is Nukid. As A strange Kid appeared on a Mongoose. This Kid is Lunatic121.
"Why can't I kill you!!" Nukid screamed. As Looney simply drived away.
"Die you son of a bi-!!!" Nukid roared as the camera changed to somekind of command post. In it was A man, He was wearing, a crimson jacket, black jeans and a Hollow Mask, this is X prodigy. as he was hearing the racket outside another Man appeared, this one, had Purple Hair and Eyes, A Red Shirt, Blue Jeans and Black Trainers, This is Roscoso or simply Ross.
"My God, tell me that isn't Nukid?" X asked, Ross who simply nodded his head.
"I'd say he's up to automatics," Ross said.
"You have to stop them," X said,
"ME!! Why Me!?" Ross said.
"It's your job, chain of command, remember?" X said with a smirk.
"Bullshit This is YOUR mess!!" Ross yelled.
"Their your men! I am not going over your head." X said.
"Your the Lieutenant, I'm not even a Sergeant!" Ross yelled.
"Good Point, let's fix that shall we," X said, as he turned to the loudspeaker's.
"Ah crap" Ross moaned, as the loudspeakers blared. While Nukid and Looney where busy trying to kill each other.
"Attention! Attention! Gentlemen of the Fifth Intergalactic Semi-Mechanized Infantry Battalion. It is my pleasure to announce the Promotion of Ross to Sergeant Effective Immediatly. Treat him with the respect you would show for any other officer." With that Done, X faced Ross again.
"Now, go stop your men," X said,
"No way. No way! No F-ing way!!" Ross yelled.
"Do it, or I will have a tank blow up your supply of Sugar Alchohol," X said.
"For the Thousandth time, it's not Sugar Alchohol, it's called Root Beer!" Ross yelled.
"Call it what you want, it still blows up," X said, with no way to win, Ross just gave up.
"I hope you die in a fire X!" Ross said as he rushed off to stop Nukid and Looney.
"Life's a bitch Ross, welcome to the officer corps," X said as the camera switched to Nukid, On the Roof of a Building, while Looney still on the mongoose faced him,
"It's been 5 Years, but I am afraid Looney, that we are at the end of things," Nukid said as Looney started to drive away again. "Nothing to say? None of your classic wit or insults?" As Nukid didn't noticed Ross approaching him.
"Very Well then as a personal favour, I promise not to maim you or anything lame like that, if you stand perfectly still." Nukid said.
"What the HELL are you thinking!?" Ross yelled. As Nukid turned around.
"I don't think I do," Nukid said.
"What YOU do, it make OUR lives miserable!" Ross said.
"Did you hear what he called my mom, that women's a saint." Nukid said. As Ross sighed.
"So you are going to have another wacky scheme involving, High Explosives, Giant spinning blades of doom, the odd violation of the laws of physics..." Ross said.
"Screw Laws," Nukid interruptted.
"...Several TONS of express delivery package's!" Ross yelled.
"Hell Yeah!" Nukid said smirking.
"Speaking of that, how do you get all this crap anyway! I can't even get a Pillow from HQ, and you get everything but the Kitchen Sink!" Ross yelled.
"No I get the sink too. Told them it was padding for the hornet. Or some Crap like that," Nukid said.
"Who the hell did you blow to get all this...?" Ross asked.
"Classified!" Nukid said.
"Whatever, point is, IT WON'T WORK! You know it, I know it, everyone does, but you'll do it anyway," Ross said.
"Already did it," Nukid said.
"If you keep this up you'll lose it again remember the last time?" Ross asked.
"No," Nukid simply said. As the camera shows scene's of Things Burning, Exploding, and more Exploding. "Are questioning my patriotism?" Nukid asked as Looney drived by.
"Quote 'I'll burn you all to get that Son of a you know what,' Unquote" Ross said.
"Hey he asked for it!" Nukid said.
"But you missed him and hit EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!" Ross yelled.
"Yeah well." Nukid said.
"Listen just put the fists down before someone gets hurt." Ross said
"I don't know maybe for once your r-" Nukid started to say. But Looney drived by again.
BEEP BEEP!
That did it.
"That's It!! I'll Kill him!!" Nukid roared. As he launched multiple Shingans everywhere.
"DAMMIT NUKID!!!!" Ross yelled. As He quickly dodged the ones aimed his way.
BEEP BEEP!
Meanwhile back in the Command Post.
"Look I know we have a troop shortage but we need more men." X said not noticing the Shingan. Barreling towards the Methane Tanks nearby.
BOOOMMMM!!!!
"AHHHHH!" X screamed as he was slammed into a wall and then a pipe in the wrong area.
"I need those," X whimpered as he groaned in pain.
Back with Ross and Nukid, Nukid was still trying to shoot Looney down.
"Heh, well at least you didn't hit anything important." Ross said. As Looney drove off.
End of Episode One.
