I know it's bad to write new stories when u haven't finished the first one yet, but this just came on my mind.

DISCLAIMER: Hindi akin ang twilight!!

EMMETT'S BABY-SITTING SERVICES

EDWARD

"But, I don't want to stay with wittle-miss-Bella," Emmett pouted at Rosalie.

'Oh, don't be a big baby Em," I said stifling a laugh. He is a big baby isn't he?

"Yeah, I don't wanna stay here with Emmy-bohoo," Bella mimicked Emmett and acted like a five-year old.

"Please love, just for two days?" I pleaded with her. Now, who could resist my charm? Hahah!

"Ok," She grinned "but ask Emmy."

"NO!" Emmett cried.

"Oh! For goodness sake! You're a fucking vampire!" I nearly shouted for the world to hear. We are fucking late. "Rose?"

Rosalie whispered something that I didn't want to hear or read on Emmett's mind. Eew! Don't need visuals.

Emmett finally relented. "Bye Rose! Can't wait to get you back." He said with a sly smile.

"Bye love" I kissed Bella's forehead and headed out the door.

EMMETT

"Ok, they're gone," I said the sly smile still on my face "What should we do?"

"Eew! Emmy! No!" Bella jumped back and clutched her shirt."

"What?" I asked clearly confused.

"Nothing," She said a look of relief and embarrassment on her face.

Just then my phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi Emmy!"

"Oh, Hi Jasper"

"I see you are getting bored"

BEEP!

"Oh wait! There's another call"

"Hello?"

"Is this Emmett's baby-sitting services?"

"Yes, I mean No"

"Good"

"I'll drop Tyler there and will talk about the wage; sorry I'm in a hurry, bye"

"Wait!" and the line went dead.

BEEP!

"Oh, sorry about that jazzy!"

"I see you got you're little surprise"

"What surprise?"

"Oh never mind, Bye Emmy"

I dropped my phone on the sofa and thought about what had recently took place. Baby-sitting services? Surprise? Then it hit me, I have been pranked! They all planned this, for revenge, I guess. But they did it all, it was there plan that I stay here with Bella, 'cause that never happens. Rarely happens. GODDAMNFUCKINGIDIOTS! I don't know how to take care of a damn baby!

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