SUMMARY: Mario/Zelda cross, the idea came from the Mario party 5 instruction book. Where Mario has a gold 'Rupee' in his hand.
The story is like a game. The characters must make their kingdom. Chaos, havoc and chaos(did I say that twice?) with humour along the way! I DID add myself as a character in the fanfic. I also added some of my cousins' "pen names" on MSN.
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Conker: Ok, if you had a brain you would've read that crap above bu--
Link: Dude… are you on dope? How could--
Conker: SHUT THE (beep) UP OR ILL KILL YOU OFF!
Link: Make me!
Mario: Dude shut the (beep) up and listen to the god-
Peach: Hows-
Zelda: (Uses dins fire) EVERY ONE SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
All but Zelda and Conker: OKAY!
Conker: Thanks Zelda… now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted I don't own The LoZ and SMB characters… I DO however own E-Man and Hyroom. Hyroom is a cross over b'tween Hyrule (Zelda world) and Mushroom kingdom (SMB). My author name Conker I do NOT use commercially as 'Conker' is a trademark of RARE/RAREWARE Ltd. My 1337 edited 'Conker' C0nker will not be used. Instead the normal conker with an 'O' will be used. And is currently working for Micro$hot. 1337 speak C0nker is 'mine' I guess :S
All characters belong to their respective owners. This may only be found at unless stated. This is made for ENTERTAINMENT MEANS ONLY! And I will not make a profit out of this. Ok… is any one gonna cut in?
Link: Done yet?
Conker: No
(Awkward silence)
Conker: Ummmmm… now I am.
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CHAPTER ONE: Going Up, Left, right around and down!
"Link"… a female voice said trying to wake Link up, "Link!" she said again "I don't wanna go to the toilet"… Link muttered
"Do you even wake up?"
"Who? What? When? Where? Why?" Link said extremely fast
"Oh… Morning Zel"…
"Link look outside," Zelda said gesturing to the balcony
"Huh?" Link replied seeing a weird looking thing yawning
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--SHROOM KINGDOM--
"MARIO!" Peach exclaimed
"MARIOOOO!" she said again
"Ma-ma-miah!" Mario exclaimed looking out the window there was a blue swirly thing that looked like a vortex warp-looking like thing outside the castle
"Mario did you see it?" Peach asked
"Yeah… and that… that 'thing'!" Mario said gesturing towards… well… me :D I was waving pointing down the vortex and I jumped in. (Yeah… I added myself cause it's my story: ) )
"Should we-"
"Lets" Mario said.
HYRULE
"Uh… Zelda, what the hell IS that thing?"
"I don't know… but it seems magical" Zelda replied hugging Link, Link was simply stroking her hair.
"I know that much!" Link said playfully hitting her,
I flew out of it yelled "OI! YOU TWO LOVER BIRDS! COME IN HERE!"
"HOW THE (beep) DO YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP?" Link yelled back
"LOOK! I'LL TELL ON THE WAY… AND LINK GET DRESSED!" I informed.
"RIGHT!" Link replied
"Link… why didn't you get dressed?" Pointing at his body not even having undies on.
"eh… err… umm…" Link couldn't speak…
"None to worry… C'mon he's waiting… I'll be at the 'thing' with him. Okay?"
"Kay."
Zelda walked to the courtyard where the man was standing,
"So… uh… hi I'm-"
"Zelda… Princess Zelda… I already know." I cut in.
"And your Boyfriend is Link, Hero of Time"
"Yeah and-"
"You both hold a piece of the Triforce… you have Wisdom, and you are also the 7th sage, and Link has Courage, Killing Gannondorf/Gannon with the master sword by travelling forward in time and vice-versa." I cut in again… boy I have bad manners…
"How do you know so much?" Zelda inquired
"Well you see… You, Link, Gannon, the sages, you dad, the guards and whatever are… part of a game in my world."
"WHOA!" I heard Link say
"So anyway… I'm Conker… Glad to meet you, Link, Princess."
"No need for the formality"… "Just call me Zelda."
"Sorry… now C'mon… on three we jump ok?" I informed
"Ok..." they both said in sync
"Okay… ONE! TWO! THREE!" we all jumped in
"Okay… now greets."
"Princess Peach, meet Princess Zelda, Zelda, Peach"
"Hello Peach"
"Hi Zelda"
"Peach is princess of the Mushroom kingdom, Zelda is the princess of Hyrule. She hold a piece of the legendary Triforce. And is the 7th sage."
"Link, meet Mario, Mario, Link"
"Eh"… Mario "said"
"Umm… hi?" Link said placing his hand out for a handshake Mario did nothing.
"Come on Mario!" Peach "instructed" Mario to return the shake by gesturing towards Link's hand but after five seconds Peach gave the hand shake to Link.
"Link, Rescuer of Zelda, saviour of Hyrule and Termina, a parallel world with Hyrule. Guardian of the Triforce of Courage, and the hero of time and also Zelda's girl. So Peach doesn't cheat with Mario. Anyway welcome to my Fan-Fic.! Anyways HEADS! We went Down, Left right around and up. And Link I whispered into his ear "Just so ya know I didn't see anything below your face" He blushed slightly.
"He-lo. I am E-Man. I will be looking after you here in… err… Conker"…
"Oh… right… HYROOM! Now remember kiddies don't steal my work unless credits given ;)" I spread my arms out to show them the vibrant lush land that was forming. And in the middle of the two couples came a large never-ending wall with one big door in it.
"Alright! In this game show… our game characters, Link and his girlfriend Zelda-" "Quit saying that!"
"No! I'll kill you off in chapter three if you don't shut up!"
"Shutting-up!"
"Good now Link and his giiirrrlll frriieenndd Zelda will-"
"Dude that's getting' on my nerves"
"Sorry Link"
"What? You give him and apology and I get threatened to be killed in the 3rd chapter? FOR THE LOVE OF DIN!"
"Try to recreate what looks like Hyrule, and Mario and his-"
"Conker… what's with the bold his?"
"So I can rub it in?"
"Do you even HAVE a girl?" Mario asked rudely
"Yes I do…"
"Why isn't she in the fic?"
"Coz it's my fic and I'm using her?"(A/N No I aint using her… it's just a joke)
"Oh… ok"…
"Now as I was saying Mario and his giirrllfrriieenndd has to make their side look like the mushroom kingdom. Both boyfriend and girlfriend couple have exactly 6 months to do so. You have the same: Race; 'enemies', and basic shops. Team Hyrule, in this story know as team 1 will have a field in it. Link I'm sure you know all that stuff. Mario and Peach; team 2, you will have blocks that shoot out coins when you hit them, and Koopa troopers and Paratroopers. Both have their advantages and disadvantages like Hyrule is large and vast, while yours is small, Mario you have to have coins in blocks and lots of enemies. But, Link and Mario, you will be doing the physical stuff and Peach and Zelda you will be planning. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!" everything they needed to get started was there. A basic castle structure was put into place too.
What do ya think? Well I got holidays so expect an update soon! Review please I will reply to you and review your stories! Well 'Till next time!
--C0nker! "0wning 73h )ay you $tar73)"
