Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. But if I did, L would be singing this rap.

Note: This was made purely because L thought it'd be cool. As one of his last wishes, I give you his very own rap. Yes, L wanted to be a famous rapper.

Don't judge.

He'll get you.

In your sleep.

Not really.

But that'd be AWESOME!

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L Makes A Rap

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My name is L.

Know it well.

Cause I'm the Detective,

That's totally effective.

What L stands for, I don't know.

But Kira better stay low.

Cause I'm after his ass.

The way he kills he ain't got no class.

So he's got his pen and I got the sword,

He won't have a chance to say a word.

So Kira remember who I am.

Cause I'm singing this jam.

My name is L.

Hope it gives you hell.

Him and his gay little tie.

How's he even a guy?

So I'll kick him in his face.

Bring him to my base.

Make him eat some broccoli.

But he'll try to mock me.

But that won't get to my mind.

Cause I ain't one of his kind.

After I'm done kicking his ass,

I'm gonna need another glass.

Cause with more coffee it'll be twice the pain.

Kira, I ain't gonna play your game.

Kira, remember this.

Cake is the shit.

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