Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. But if I did, L would be singing this rap.
Note: This was made purely because L thought it'd be cool. As one of his last wishes, I give you his very own rap. Yes, L wanted to be a famous rapper.
Don't judge.
He'll get you.
In your sleep.
Not really.
But that'd be AWESOME!
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L Makes A Rap
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My name is L.
Know it well.
Cause I'm the Detective,
That's totally effective.
What L stands for, I don't know.
But Kira better stay low.
Cause I'm after his ass.
The way he kills he ain't got no class.
So he's got his pen and I got the sword,
He won't have a chance to say a word.
So Kira remember who I am.
Cause I'm singing this jam.
My name is L.
Hope it gives you hell.
Him and his gay little tie.
How's he even a guy?
So I'll kick him in his face.
Bring him to my base.
Make him eat some broccoli.
But he'll try to mock me.
But that won't get to my mind.
Cause I ain't one of his kind.
After I'm done kicking his ass,
I'm gonna need another glass.
Cause with more coffee it'll be twice the pain.
Kira, I ain't gonna play your game.
Kira, remember this.
Cake is the shit.
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