AIR chapter 1:
hy my name is Saly,i'm 15 years old,i live in france,and i go at
Santa-Flora junior high school...i love cartoon,video game,crane game,
and ice cream!!
mother:"Saly hurry you are gonna be late!"
Saly:"aaah!it's 7h30! why you don't wake me up earlier?"
mother:"ho Saly you don't have time for your breakfast?"
Saly:"sorry but i'm already late byeeeeeeeeeeee!"
mother:"w-wait!....hum...too late!"
voice:"saly waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!"
sara:" oh! hanan!"
hanan:"i see that you wake up late!"
saly:"haha...how about you?you wake up late to!"
hanan:"i'm not like you i study all the night!"
saly:"...OH NO I'VE TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK!"
hanan:"that's a problem because they were a lot!in biologie,science,math,
french,history,geography,music,english,technologie,civique,economics,
literature,and a test in italian!"
saly:"snif!i think i'm gonna be dead!"
hanan:"and we will be difenitivly late if we don't go now!"
school
saly is sleeping in class
dream
she's in a sort of room with water
saly:"here...where is this?water?"
something come out the water and take her in it
saly(in the water):"oh?i'm not suffocating."
voice:"...wish."
saly:"..."
voice:"make a wish"
end of dream
other voice:"saly!"
saly:"hum!"
teacher:"saly!"
saly:"yes!"
teacher:"i see that you sleep in class i wish that you do your homework"
saly:"...well...you know...heu..."
teacher:"GO OUT THE CLASS"
out the class
grolgrolgrol
saly:"oh!i'm ravenous!"
teacher:"saly!"
saly"...y-yes!"
teacher:"plus you sleep in class you have a bad mark at your test!"
saly:"30/100!"
teacher:"yes!"
end of school(at 19h00)
hanan:"saly stop pulling that face!"
saly:"easy to say you had 98/100..."
hanan:"hum...i know what can i do for see you smile,come with me"
saly:"WOW! AN ARCADE GAME CENTER!"
hanan:"yes it just open today...but it's not only an game center it's a fun fair!"
saly:"a-a fun fair!?"
hanan;"yes!"
saly:"but if it's just open today...how could you know all that?"
hanan:"well it's my father ownership...hiihi!"
saly:"guhw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-WHAT?!"
hanan:"yes!and you are my best friend so you can enjoy for free!"
saly:"bouhouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hanan you are my best best best friend to!"
hanan:"stop crying like a baby and let's enjoy"
at saly home
mother:"ah!where have you been?why you came so late?"
saly:"...well,nevermind"
mother:"ah!saly!i have see one of yourclassmate he told me that you have the result
of the test"
saly:"um...hahaha that's right"in her mind"IF I CATCH THAT PERSON!!"
mother:"so what's you mark my saly?"
saly:"bah....well....you know...eeeeuh....."
mother:"show me"
saly:".... yes mummy...here"
tou tou tiii
mother:"OUH!SAAALY!"
saly:"yes!"
mother:"how could you came from the school with that it's a scandale!in your room!"
saly:"yes...."
the room of saly
saly:"snif!i don't want to do my homework"
in the same time the books of cartoon of saly light on
saly:"hum?what's going on!"
voice:"....wish"
saly:"that voice..."
hanan house
hanan:"...it's time saly to join the world of cartoon"
saly house
saly:"what do you want???"
voice:"A wish!"
saly:"well i want...i want ...that cartoon are real!"
voice:"i'm air your alter-ego make a good trip!if you had problem call me and i will came..."
and there is more and more light
saly:"what? wait? alter what? what trip? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
and she fall(well knocked out)
mother:"my kid! what's going on...saly saly"
she came and open the door there is no one
mother:"saly? saly? saly where are you?..."
somewhere
saly is knocked out on the grass
a little far away from her
a boy:"hum?"
girl:"what's up?
boy:"a human suddenly appear in this forest"
other girl:"that's not good! there is to much demon here!"
girl:"let's find him or her!"
they join saly
boy:"she seems always alive..."
girl:"oh!SHE HAD CLOTHES FROM MY TIME!!!"
girl:"but how she came?"
saly:"..umm aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch...AAAAOUCH"
boy:"STOP SAYING AOUCH!!!!"
saly:"hum...dog ears...silver hair...golden eyes...no way..."
girl:"don't be scared he's a half demon"
saly:"it's not WHAT he is who scared me but WHO he is"
girl:"Well he's name is..."
saly:"..inuyasha..."
inuyasha:"that's right! but how could you know me!"
saly:"you're inuyasha"
inuyasha:"yes!"
saly:"really?"
inuyasha:"yes!!"
saly:"really,really?"
inuyasha:"yes!!!"
saly:"really,really,really?"
inuyasha:"YES!"
saly:"really,really,really,really?"
inuyasha:"i know 100 who i am you damned bitch"
saly:"that's him!"
kagome:"inuyasha!SIIIT!"
baaaf!
saly:"someone wake me up it's a nightmare!"
miroku:"my ladie will..."
saly:"absoulty not!i don't want to bare your child miroku!"
miroku:"how could you know"
kagome:"she's maybe a witch?"
saly:"ooh!"boum(knocked out)
inuyasha:"that girl know a lot of thing maybe she work for naraku"
miroku:"let's take her at kaede hut!"
kaede hut
kaede:"no she's not working for naraku she didn't have any spider on her back
and she's 100 normal human"
saly:"anybody help me!"
sango:"you're awake"
saly(dumbfounding):"oh! i am always dreaming! hahahahaha"she start to run like a
little kid..."i'm flying!"and she fall "hahahahaha and know i am falling!"
kagome:"are you ok?"
saly:"no prob' i'm okayyyyyyyyyyyy!hihihihi"
inuyasha:"this girl is a dumb or what?"
saly:"..."
she sat silently
saly to kagome:"euh...kagome-chan did you have any ideas about how to go back in my..."
kagome:"if you came from the well i can help you"
saly:"no..."
inuyasha:"NO?!"
sango:"so where do you came from"
saly:"i'm scary to say it..."
shippo:"you are from the earth right?"
SPAAFFF
saly(letting her calm going):"OF COURSE YOU LITLLE PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE FUCK CAN I CAME
FROM? I'M A 100 HUMAN!"(author note:don't forget that's she's rude some times so she talk
like inuyasha)
"she talk 100 like inuyasha!!!"sango and kagome thinked
shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIN you didn't have to slapp me OUIIIIN!"
saly:"HUM!"
"same reaction that inuyasha have!"sango and kagome thinked
shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
inuyasha:"....!"in his mind"i'm calm i'm really calm i will not slap him...i will not"
saly in her mind"he is just a kid i will not kick his ass...i will not"
shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
inuyasha and saly in their mind"I WILL NOT...I WILL NOT!!!"
shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
SBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFF they kick shippo in the same time
inuyasha/saly:"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP STUPID FOX!"
shippo run and go to hind behind kagome
kagome:i think we talk a lot but we don't know you're name?"
saly:"I'm saly...without two "l" please!"
miroku:"strange name!"
saly:"because maybe miroku is not a strange name!"
miroku:".....hmm...well...hahaha...and what the meaning of your name!"
saly:"..meaning?"
Miroku:"y-yeah meaning like miroku mean..."
Saly:"lecherous monk and big pervert right?!"
sango:"saly we're gonna be good friend i think!"
saly:"me too!...well saly mean kindness why?"
inuyasha:"i thought he mean olg hag!!"
saly:"...inuyasha do you know that in my time their is a mix up!
inuyasha:"about what?"
saly:"dog!"
inuyasha:"a mix?"
saly:"yes dog and wolf!"
inuyasha:"...d-dd-ddd-d-dog and...w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w--ww-w-what?"
saly:"wolf!"
inuyasha:"oh!im gonna vomit!"
saly:"it's named a husky"
kagome:"and it's really cute!"
inuyasha was blue
kagome:"are you ok?"
inuyasha:"kagome please tell me is not true that a wolf and a dog made it?!"
kagome:"sorry but it's true"
inuyasha:"keh!"
saly:"oh!he's so immature!"
inuyasha:"what about you,bitch!"
saly:"are you a hanyo or a junior high kid?"
inuyasha:"WHAT?you old goat!"
saly:"OH!you pervert!"
inuyasha:"hum!tomboy!"
saly:"you're rude!"
inuyasha:"you're two-faced!"
saly:"you sneak"
kagome:"please calm down!"
inuyasha:"stupid!"
saly:"dummy!"
inuyasha:"you litlle minx"
saly:"you fool!"
inuyasha:"i will use you like a punchball!"
saly:"you have to see a psychiatrist!"
inuyasha:"you are a whore and what's that psiakatrist?"
saly:"i said psychiatrist and not psiakatrist!!"
inuyasha:"keh!you are stupid!"
kagome:"please calm down!"
saly:"...you BENT!"
inuyasha:"i am a bent and how about you you lesbian!"
saly:"you're a sex maniac!"
inuyasha:"ME A SEX MANIAC TOLD THAT TO MIROKU NOT ME!"
saly:"you're a real schizophrenic!"
inuyasha:"what's that skozifrenic?!"
kagome:"please calm down!"
saly:"hum!you're just a filthy pig!a bastard!and a swine!"
inuyasha:"you chick!"
saly:"puppy!"
kagome:"OSUWARI!"(SIT!)
SPAWM
inuyasha:"why did you?"
kagome:"i had told you too to calm down!"
in the same time saly remember what her alter-ego said"if you had problem call me and
i will came..."
saly:"it's that true!it's that true what she told me..."
sango:"what are you talking about?"
saly:"well...OH! AAAAAAIR ROLL UP YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW !!!"
air:"don't moan...what'd you want?what's the matter"
saly:"WHAT DO I WANT!WHAT'S THE MATTER!YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MATTER!THAT IS THE MATTER!!
(showing inuyasha and he's friend)"
air:"heu..inuyasha is your problem?"
saly:"YES HE'S A HALF FROM MY PROBLEM!"
inuyasha:"what did i do?"
air:"what's the other half"
saly:"MY OTHER HALF IS HEEEEEEERRRRRRRE!"
air:"where?"
saly:"HEERE!WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING IN THE SENGOKU JIDAI?(inuyasha time)"
air:"what?you never dream to see them?"
saly:"THAT'S NOT IT!!I WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM IN AN ANIME!?"
inuyasha and the other:"AN ANIME?????"
saly:"hey air?"
air:"hum..."and she deseapear
saly:"she ignore me!"
inuyasha:"she was your twins?"
saly:"nope!my alter-ego!"
inuyasha:"?"
saly:"oh!i only wish to told you OSUWARI!"
SPAWM
saly(who didn't notice somthing):"just one OSUWARI!"
SPAWM
kagome:"someone else than me can say OSUWARI!"
SPAWM
kagome:"why he react at your OSUWARI!"
SPAWM
saly:"i don't know it's not my fault if he react at my OSUWARI!"
SPAWM
kagome:"BUT HE ONLY REACT AT MY OSUWARI NORMALLY!"
SPAWM
inuyasha:"stop it,for the love of god!"
