AIR chapter 1:

hy my name is Saly,i'm 15 years old,i live in france,and i go at

Santa-Flora junior high school...i love cartoon,video game,crane game,

and ice cream!!

mother:"Saly hurry you are gonna be late!"

Saly:"aaah!it's 7h30! why you don't wake me up earlier?"

mother:"ho Saly you don't have time for your breakfast?"

Saly:"sorry but i'm already late byeeeeeeeeeeee!"

mother:"w-wait!....hum...too late!"

voice:"saly waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!"

sara:" oh! hanan!"

hanan:"i see that you wake up late!"

saly:"haha...how about you?you wake up late to!"

hanan:"i'm not like you i study all the night!"

saly:"...OH NO I'VE TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK!"

hanan:"that's a problem because they were a lot!in biologie,science,math,

french,history,geography,music,english,technologie,civique,economics,

literature,and a test in italian!"

saly:"snif!i think i'm gonna be dead!"

hanan:"and we will be difenitivly late if we don't go now!"

school

saly is sleeping in class

dream

she's in a sort of room with water

saly:"here...where is this?water?"

something come out the water and take her in it

saly(in the water):"oh?i'm not suffocating."

voice:"...wish."

saly:"..."

voice:"make a wish"

end of dream

other voice:"saly!"

saly:"hum!"

teacher:"saly!"

saly:"yes!"

teacher:"i see that you sleep in class i wish that you do your homework"

saly:"...well...you know...heu..."

teacher:"GO OUT THE CLASS"

out the class

grolgrolgrol

saly:"oh!i'm ravenous!"

teacher:"saly!"

saly"...y-yes!"

teacher:"plus you sleep in class you have a bad mark at your test!"

saly:"30/100!"

teacher:"yes!"

end of school(at 19h00)

hanan:"saly stop pulling that face!"

saly:"easy to say you had 98/100..."

hanan:"hum...i know what can i do for see you smile,come with me"

saly:"WOW! AN ARCADE GAME CENTER!"

hanan:"yes it just open today...but it's not only an game center it's a fun fair!"

saly:"a-a fun fair!?"

hanan;"yes!"

saly:"but if it's just open today...how could you know all that?"

hanan:"well it's my father ownership...hiihi!"

saly:"guhw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-WHAT?!"

hanan:"yes!and you are my best friend so you can enjoy for free!"

saly:"bouhouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hanan you are my best best best friend to!"

hanan:"stop crying like a baby and let's enjoy"

at saly home

mother:"ah!where have you been?why you came so late?"

saly:"...well,nevermind"

mother:"ah!saly!i have see one of yourclassmate he told me that you have the result

of the test"

saly:"um...hahaha that's right"in her mind"IF I CATCH THAT PERSON!!"

mother:"so what's you mark my saly?"

saly:"bah....well....you know...eeeeuh....."

mother:"show me"

saly:".... yes mummy...here"

tou tou tiii

mother:"OUH!SAAALY!"

saly:"yes!"

mother:"how could you came from the school with that it's a scandale!in your room!"

saly:"yes...."

the room of saly

saly:"snif!i don't want to do my homework"

in the same time the books of cartoon of saly light on

saly:"hum?what's going on!"

voice:"....wish"

saly:"that voice..."

hanan house

hanan:"...it's time saly to join the world of cartoon"

saly house

saly:"what do you want???"

voice:"A wish!"

saly:"well i want...i want ...that cartoon are real!"

voice:"i'm air your alter-ego make a good trip!if you had problem call me and i will came..."

and there is more and more light

saly:"what? wait? alter what? what trip? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

and she fall(well knocked out)

mother:"my kid! what's going on...saly saly"

she came and open the door there is no one

mother:"saly? saly? saly where are you?..."

somewhere

saly is knocked out on the grass

a little far away from her

a boy:"hum?"

girl:"what's up?

boy:"a human suddenly appear in this forest"

other girl:"that's not good! there is to much demon here!"

girl:"let's find him or her!"

they join saly

boy:"she seems always alive..."

girl:"oh!SHE HAD CLOTHES FROM MY TIME!!!"

girl:"but how she came?"

saly:"..umm aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch aouch...AAAAOUCH"

boy:"STOP SAYING AOUCH!!!!"

saly:"hum...dog ears...silver hair...golden eyes...no way..."

girl:"don't be scared he's a half demon"

saly:"it's not WHAT he is who scared me but WHO he is"

girl:"Well he's name is..."

saly:"..inuyasha..."

inuyasha:"that's right! but how could you know me!"

saly:"you're inuyasha"

inuyasha:"yes!"

saly:"really?"

inuyasha:"yes!!"

saly:"really,really?"

inuyasha:"yes!!!"

saly:"really,really,really?"

inuyasha:"YES!"

saly:"really,really,really,really?"

inuyasha:"i know 100 who i am you damned bitch"

saly:"that's him!"

kagome:"inuyasha!SIIIT!"

baaaf!

saly:"someone wake me up it's a nightmare!"

miroku:"my ladie will..."

saly:"absoulty not!i don't want to bare your child miroku!"

miroku:"how could you know"

kagome:"she's maybe a witch?"

saly:"ooh!"boum(knocked out)

inuyasha:"that girl know a lot of thing maybe she work for naraku"

miroku:"let's take her at kaede hut!"

kaede hut

kaede:"no she's not working for naraku she didn't have any spider on her back

and she's 100 normal human"

saly:"anybody help me!"

sango:"you're awake"

saly(dumbfounding):"oh! i am always dreaming! hahahahaha"she start to run like a

little kid..."i'm flying!"and she fall "hahahahaha and know i am falling!"

kagome:"are you ok?"

saly:"no prob' i'm okayyyyyyyyyyyy!hihihihi"

inuyasha:"this girl is a dumb or what?"

saly:"..."

she sat silently

saly to kagome:"euh...kagome-chan did you have any ideas about how to go back in my..."

kagome:"if you came from the well i can help you"

saly:"no..."

inuyasha:"NO?!"

sango:"so where do you came from"

saly:"i'm scary to say it..."

shippo:"you are from the earth right?"

SPAAFFF

saly(letting her calm going):"OF COURSE YOU LITLLE PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE FUCK CAN I CAME

FROM? I'M A 100 HUMAN!"(author note:don't forget that's she's rude some times so she talk

like inuyasha)

"she talk 100 like inuyasha!!!"sango and kagome thinked

shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIN you didn't have to slapp me OUIIIIN!"

saly:"HUM!"

"same reaction that inuyasha have!"sango and kagome thinked

shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

inuyasha:"....!"in his mind"i'm calm i'm really calm i will not slap him...i will not"

saly in her mind"he is just a kid i will not kick his ass...i will not"

shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

inuyasha and saly in their mind"I WILL NOT...I WILL NOT!!!"

shippo:"OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

SBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFF they kick shippo in the same time

inuyasha/saly:"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP STUPID FOX!"

shippo run and go to hind behind kagome

kagome:i think we talk a lot but we don't know you're name?"

saly:"I'm saly...without two "l" please!"

miroku:"strange name!"

saly:"because maybe miroku is not a strange name!"

miroku:".....hmm...well...hahaha...and what the meaning of your name!"

saly:"..meaning?"

Miroku:"y-yeah meaning like miroku mean..."

Saly:"lecherous monk and big pervert right?!"

sango:"saly we're gonna be good friend i think!"

saly:"me too!...well saly mean kindness why?"

inuyasha:"i thought he mean olg hag!!"

saly:"...inuyasha do you know that in my time their is a mix up!

inuyasha:"about what?"

saly:"dog!"

inuyasha:"a mix?"

saly:"yes dog and wolf!"

inuyasha:"...d-dd-ddd-d-dog and...w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w--ww-w-what?"

saly:"wolf!"

inuyasha:"oh!im gonna vomit!"

saly:"it's named a husky"

kagome:"and it's really cute!"

inuyasha was blue

kagome:"are you ok?"

inuyasha:"kagome please tell me is not true that a wolf and a dog made it?!"

kagome:"sorry but it's true"

inuyasha:"keh!"

saly:"oh!he's so immature!"

inuyasha:"what about you,bitch!"

saly:"are you a hanyo or a junior high kid?"

inuyasha:"WHAT?you old goat!"

saly:"OH!you pervert!"

inuyasha:"hum!tomboy!"

saly:"you're rude!"

inuyasha:"you're two-faced!"

saly:"you sneak"

kagome:"please calm down!"

inuyasha:"stupid!"

saly:"dummy!"

inuyasha:"you litlle minx"

saly:"you fool!"

inuyasha:"i will use you like a punchball!"

saly:"you have to see a psychiatrist!"

inuyasha:"you are a whore and what's that psiakatrist?"

saly:"i said psychiatrist and not psiakatrist!!"

inuyasha:"keh!you are stupid!"

kagome:"please calm down!"

saly:"...you BENT!"

inuyasha:"i am a bent and how about you you lesbian!"

saly:"you're a sex maniac!"

inuyasha:"ME A SEX MANIAC TOLD THAT TO MIROKU NOT ME!"

saly:"you're a real schizophrenic!"

inuyasha:"what's that skozifrenic?!"

kagome:"please calm down!"

saly:"hum!you're just a filthy pig!a bastard!and a swine!"

inuyasha:"you chick!"

saly:"puppy!"

kagome:"OSUWARI!"(SIT!)

SPAWM

inuyasha:"why did you?"

kagome:"i had told you too to calm down!"

in the same time saly remember what her alter-ego said"if you had problem call me and

i will came..."

saly:"it's that true!it's that true what she told me..."

sango:"what are you talking about?"

saly:"well...OH! AAAAAAIR ROLL UP YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW !!!"

air:"don't moan...what'd you want?what's the matter"

saly:"WHAT DO I WANT!WHAT'S THE MATTER!YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MATTER!THAT IS THE MATTER!!

(showing inuyasha and he's friend)"

air:"heu..inuyasha is your problem?"

saly:"YES HE'S A HALF FROM MY PROBLEM!"

inuyasha:"what did i do?"

air:"what's the other half"

saly:"MY OTHER HALF IS HEEEEEEERRRRRRRE!"

air:"where?"

saly:"HEERE!WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING IN THE SENGOKU JIDAI?(inuyasha time)"

air:"what?you never dream to see them?"

saly:"THAT'S NOT IT!!I WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM IN AN ANIME!?"

inuyasha and the other:"AN ANIME?????"

saly:"hey air?"

air:"hum..."and she deseapear

saly:"she ignore me!"

inuyasha:"she was your twins?"

saly:"nope!my alter-ego!"

inuyasha:"?"

saly:"oh!i only wish to told you OSUWARI!"

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saly(who didn't notice somthing):"just one OSUWARI!"

SPAWM

kagome:"someone else than me can say OSUWARI!"

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kagome:"why he react at your OSUWARI!"

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saly:"i don't know it's not my fault if he react at my OSUWARI!"

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kagome:"BUT HE ONLY REACT AT MY OSUWARI NORMALLY!"

SPAWM

inuyasha:"stop it,for the love of god!"