A/N: So I wrote this yesterday night around 9:38PM after I got back from a field trip where I had a ton of sugar. (My teeth feel rotted) My friends thought that if I were to write something it would turn into total crack. . . turns out it did. I had a brownie after that and began to write. When I look back on it with a grammatical eye, I feel like this was done by a second-grader that knew a little too much if you know what I mean. I kept the spelling and such the same so it would be easier to tell how crazy I was. Well, I hope you enjoy it!

A/N: written on a sughar high AGGHH!

So Dib and Zim are walking through the park and DeScole jumps out of the bush "Boo!"
Dib jumps in Zims arms
"I will Rape chu!"
"Oh noes!"
They run away from Descole and he chases them to Layton's house
"Hello!"
"Descole is gay and scary" Dib said still in Zims arms
"Oh, then come right in!"
"ZIM IS AN AlIAN!" Dib screamed
"No I'M NOT! IZ LIEZ LIEZ!"

"Puzzle!" Layton said

he thought
"*Ding!* Zim is an alien"
DeScole bursts in
"I WILL Rape chu all!"
"Hi, DeScole!" Layton says
"oh, hey"
"So you finally came out and said your gay?"
". . . yes"
"ME TOO! X3!"
Zim and Dib both say "whaaa-?"
Sherlock Holmes comes down the stairs "Through my series of deduction I have concluded—"
"you were up there the hole time?" Dib asked
"PlEAse let ME FINish! As I was saying . . . Through my series of deduction I have concluded that everyone in this room IS GAY!"

"GASP!" they all said
"Wait! Dimitri Allen said who had suddenly appeared "you are also in this room so you are gay too!"
"of course"

Silence

"So! who wants watermelon!" Zim asked

Silence

"Awkward silence. . . " Don Paolo said from the window "That means a gay baby is born"

Silence

"wow. Must be a multi-birth" Dib said
"huh?" zim said
"I really don't want to explain it" Dib said

"wait. Wasn't Descole chasing you guys?" Dimitri asked
"How would you know?" Descole answered
"'CUZ I WATCH CHU!"

" *w* Aww, I'm flattered"

Discostick by lady Gaga came on and they all danced and John Watson showed up and made-out with Holmes in the corner.

"You Earth-monkeys are so strange with your same-gender marriages in only a few states."
"Wait!" Dib exclaimed. The music stopped and everybody went silent again.
"Madi-chan isn't on her sugar rush as much so now I realize that we are in London instead of the U.S."
"oh, that is strange" Layton said
"So Descole chased us all the way to London in less than a minute?" Zim questioned

"Whatever" Lady Gaga said "Just Dance!"
so they all danced to Just Dance and Dib played the song on the viola. Zim thought that was very smexy and he dragged Dib up to a bed room and . . . yeah. . . you know. . .

Later, it was soon found out that Descole had Tourettes since he kept yelling "RAPE!" over and over.

"Helloooooo!" Gir said
"GIR!" Zim yelled
"Yessssss?"
"you aren't gay. You can't be at a gay party!"
"Ohh yeaaaaahh. . . BYE-BYE!"
and he jetted off.

Then Lady Gaga came in with some fireworks. "How 'bout a concert?" she screamed
"HELL YEAH!" was the response.
she lit the fuses and then the whole world blew up because Gays plus lady Gaga plus fire works plus crossover plus an author on a shugar high plus paper and pen equal massive world explosion. And
BOOOSH!
the world was gone.

Red Tallest says "did you hear something?"
". . . no" Purple tallest replied
"okay."

~THE END!~

A/n: I just got back fer Sliver Dallar City and had 3 giant pixie sticks! HAHAHAHAAAHA! WEEEEEEE! THERE MAGICK!
SHUGAR HIGHHHHH! !