So, someone pmed me and told me I should do this fic... and, naturally, I had to. There is only one other person who made a commentary for this fic, and that's SpicyTacos (btw, SpicyTacos, if you're reading this, then kudos to you for your awesome commentary).

Anyway, just a reminder, if you guys have any suggestions as to what I should comment on next, please do let me know. On with the commenting!
HEY GUYZ IM BAKKKKK! Someone doesn't know how to turn off caps lock... ITZ BIN 2 WHOLE YEARZ! I FINALY GOT UNGRONDED 4 FAILING SKOOL 2 TIMES. You failed school twice? How dumb are you, exactly? DA TEACHRS R JUS JELOUS OF MY G8 RITING SKILS! *bursts out laughing* Oh, oh God! That's a good one! Trained professionals, jealous of YOU, and your shitty excuse for writing skills... *stops laughing* Wait... You were SERIOUS? DEN MY COMPUTA BROKE SO I MADE MY MOM MOVE MY STORI INTO 1 DOCUMENT 4 ME! SHE LABELED DA CHAPTAS! U NO IM STIL MAD DAT FF ALOWED SPICYTACOS TO STAY BUT NUT ME! You're upset that they let a good writer stay rather than a dumbass who's most likely a troll pretending to be unable to write a good story or even spell worth crap? Could you really blame the site for that? MY SISTA SAID NO 1 REDS ME STOREE BECUZ ITZ CONDENSED AND GIVE PPL HEAD ACHES! I think that's just a nice way of saying it sucks worse than a donkey's rear end. SO I GOT MY MOM 2 CHANGE THE FORMTA! SHE IZ VRY PROUD OF ME! SHE SAD DAT SHE IS SO HAPY 2 SEE ME READ RITE BECUZ SHE DIDNT TINK I COULD WATEVA THAT MEANS! It means that Mommy knows best, Madison. You can't write worth crap.
"Chapter ONE! Inrto Cara

A/N THISSSSSS IS MY NEW STORY PLZ READ AND REVIREW! I KNOW YOU WILL LUV IT! I know I will hate it.

My name is Caroline Olivia Queen and I attend one calls me Cara for short because I HATEE my first name and I have a problem I am in love with Fred and Jorge You mean George? Weasly. They r My BEST FRIENDS! We gone too Hogeasrts together since we were in the first year.

I hace long beautiful chochlate colored brown hair that fell in perfecjt curls down my back. I styled my hair down. I had light blue eyes. Blue as a freshwater river. I have a VERY curvy figure. I am petite and small. Typical Sue description... ALOT of people seem to love me. Proboly because I am very nice and kidhearted! I give money to the homeles and orphands too! Everyone sayes they love to be around me. She's sounding more like a Mary Sue by the second. I also love to prank with Fred and Jorge. We love pranking Snepe but we never get caught! I am in griffindor with them. I dont no if they like me or not. Being around them makes me fell all nervous and fuzt inside! I always feel fuzt when I'm around a guy I have a crush on. Whatever that means.

My story begone now when I was on the train. Waiting to arrive at the school I attend, Hogwarts. You don't need to keep telling us that you go to Hogwarts. We get it. Then my frends walk in the compartment I was sitting.

"Hello" say Fred and Jorge Seriously, when did George become Mexican? at the same time.

"Hi" I said rest of the train ride we eats stuff from the troly such as chochlate and caramel Then we arrived at Hogwarts. Hogwarts is a big castle big enough for all the students ti sleep in. No it's not. In fact, half the students are stuck sleeping outside every year!

"Were here" I said very excitedly. You see I luv Hogwarts more then home. Hom,e is boring since I live alone. I am a orphan thit is why I luv giving them money and understangin. I dont like being alone I am a people person! My parents die when I was young about 4 actually. How did you manage on your own since then? A year later I met the weaslys. My parents were killed by death eaters and Voldomort Fred and Jorge walked into the grate Hall. I sat betwen them at the griffindor table. I smiled as I ate my chicken thinking of all the pranks we were going to do this year.

"So Cara what r we going to prank snape with this year" said fred happily. "tink we should turn his hair pink!" Lol Snape with pink hair.

"OMG That would be soo funny." I cheered.

"I agre" agreed Jorge. Then Dumledore said we had to go to bed since it was VERY late.

I went up to my dorm bed and fell asleep. And never woke up.

The next morning Oh, darn. I was so hoping she died in her sleep. I went in the grate hall with fred and Jorge. Snape walked into the grate hall with PINK HAIR! Snape glared at us and sat next to hagrid. He didnt look very happy. Dumledore was eating his waffles. Dumbledore eating waffles. Interesting mental image...

"Hey cupcake, how about we make out" Dumbledore saaid to Snape who walks inro grate hall. Oh, dear God. I know Dumbledore's supposed to be gay, but seriously? I never imagined him to be the type to request a make-out session in public. And the thought of DumbledorexSnape...God, no. Just no.

"no thank you dumbdore!" insulted Snape. You didn't have to insult him...

Me Jorge and fred laughed at the headmaster being rejected. WE then finished our meals and went to classes.

First we had potions then we had a bunch of other classes.

I sat in the back row nxt to Fred and Jorge. Snape walked in the clasroom and glared at us.

"miss cara, you have detention for my hair." Ooh, busted!

"I dont do anything I responeded

"I kn'w it was you. You will report ti my class room after lunch and dont think about doin any homeworK!" Cara doesn't have to do homework? God, if only that happened every time I got into trouble. If it did, I wouldn't have worried about keeping a near-spotless record in high school. If anything, I would have been getting myself into detention once a week. Snape said. I was shocked. we never got caught befour. Snape must have been up to something emEVIL!

I ate my pizza and soda for lunch. Who knew they served pizza and soda at Hogwarts? Then I went to sbnapes classroom for detention…

TO BE CONTINUED! I'm just dying from the suspense... NOT!

REVIEW AND I WILL WRITE DA NXT CHAPTER! If only people hadn't listened to that...