Yes I'm starting another collection of oneshots even though I don't have time to write them. This one is fun, though! This is a collection of wedding/engagement themed prompts written by the tumblr user plinys. I'm not going to write each one in order - in fact I might not end up writing all of them, and I might repeat some. I'm only going to write as many chapters as I get requests for - so feel free to review with a ship and a prompt number, and as long as you don't happen to ask for one of my notps, I promise to do your request! (And if you do suggest one of my notps, I'll probably still do it... It'll just be friendshippy instead. :D)

And by the way, I don't own PJO/HoO.


1. "i jokingly told you that the only way i'd marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and i'm kind of charmed."

2. "this is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

3. "we've been dating forever, and you just caught the bouquet at our friend's wedding"

4. "remember when we were in high school and we swore that if we were still single at 30 we'd marry each other, well hey guess whose birthday it is"

5. "i planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing"

6. "we're getting fake engaged for [insert reason here]"

7. "we're assigned to this mission in which we have to pretend to be a married couple, but i'm actually really in love with you"

8. "we accidentally got married in vegas oops"

9. "accidentally crashed this wedding, but hey you're pretty cute"

10. "i was deliberately not invited to this wedding so im crashing it anyways, even if that means the angry hot maid of honor is going to murder me"

11. "you're the hot stripper at my friend's bachelor(ette) party"

12. "hey i'm the best man, you're a bridesmaid, let's do this thing?"

13. "i know im supposed to be your best man/maid of honor, but maybe i should mention now that i'm in love with you"

14. "i'm a wedding planner and you don't believe in marriage"

15. "i'm your wedding planner, but i'm also falling in love with you"

16. "i'm the wedding planner, and you're the best man/bridesmaid"

17. "my ex just invited me to their wedding and i need you to be my date so it doesnt look like ive spent the last few years failing to get over them."

18. "it's my younger siblings wedding and my mother won't shut up about how i'm going to die alone"

19. "i need a date so i'm hiring you off criags list, please don't be a serial killer"

20. "wow i never knew bride/groom had such a hot sibling"

21. "our parents are getting married, and it's a little weird, but you're really hot"

22. "your the dj/wedding singer at my friends wedding and you just played my song."

23. "i'm really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so i don't ruin my friends wedding."

24. "our weirdo friends are throwing a wedding for their dogs and we both got dragged along."

25. "i'm stuck at this stupid wedding, so please bar tender keep the drinks coming"

26. "they said 'speak now or forever hold your peace' so i'm speaking up"

27. "i'm a runaway bride/groom and you're driving my getaway car"

28. "my bride/groom ditched me at the alter, but fuck them i'm taking this honeymoon anyway."

29. "it's our honeymoon but we're spies/secret agents/whatever and bad guys keep appearing to ruin everything."

30. "its our honeymoon and everything is super perfect and romantic"