A/N: Mmkay, so I got bored on Tumblr and asked for some prompts and all my amazing followers provided! This is a little series just about all the prompts. Some will be AU some will be canon.
Once again I thank everyone who sent me prompts! You guys are the fucking best!
Prompt 1: Part 1 FIRST KISS [Canon]
"So…" Sanji leaned up against the counter and dried his hands with a dish towel. "Why do you always have to fall asleep in my kitchen?"
The person in question was Zoro who was currently slumped over the back of a chair asleep. Sanji sighed and threw the towel at his face. Lately, Zoro had, unless he had watch, been making himself at home in his galley while he cleaned up. At first, Sanji figured it was to stake out until no one was here so he could sneak a bottle of sake out. But as the weeks went on and he stayed until Sanji finished and the cook woke him up, Sanji began to feel clueless.
As Zoro began to rouse from his sleep Sanji, frustrated, continued to talk. "Stupid moss." He frowned. "You don't help me, you don't drink. All you do is sit here until you fall asleep." By now, Zoro had removed the towel from his face and sat there blinking at Sanji. "Do you know what this sounds like? Stalking. That's exactly what it is." Yawning, Zoro rolled his eyes and stood up stretching. "I should get a restraining order."
"Will you shut up?" Zoro asked mid-stretch.
Sanji crossed his arms over his chest and raised his visible eyebrow. "I'll shut up when you let me know why you sit there and watch me day aft-" Zoro cut him off by quickly pressing his lips to Sanji's.
As soon as the kiss happened, it was gone. Zoro took a few steps back, his face red. Sanji stood frozen in place.
"You…" Zoro's eyes shifted to the floor, furiously blushing. "You asked why and..."
Sanji, realizing what Zoro was trying to say shook his head. "You are such a stupid moss." Zoro looked up at him in confusion. "You know, there are so many ways to tell someone you like them. Like, for instance you could just come out and say 'I like you' but no. You choose to stalk someone for weeks until you get the courage to say something. Stupid Marimo."
Zoro looked more lost than ever, which is saying something because he was lost quite frequently. "What-?"
"Such a stupid moss." Sanji laughed. "You dumbass, I like you too."
