The great plan of Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Summary: Mayuri x Nemu. Nemu x Ishida. OOCness. After SS Arc, tie ins to the anime. Mayuri sent Nemu to the human world to bring Ishida back. He wanted revenge at first but changed his mind and decided to use Ishida to shield him from Nemu's constant nagging. Nemu has feelings for Ishida, she confesses only to find that a person was impersonating him. The real Ishida loves Inoue.

CHAPTER ONE

The great traitor Aizen Sousuke and his other two captain level accomplices had descended to Hueco Mundo about a week ago, leaving the all of Seireitei in disarray and a tangled web of emotions in every shinigamis' heart. Seireitei had become a land littered with debris within a matter of days. The whole catastrophe was something that nobody could have seen coming. While some thought nothing about it, most held great resentment for the ex captains. A few even furtively admired Aizen, seeing as he had managed to deceive the whole of Seireitei and succeeded in his devious plan.

All in all, vice captains of the three divisions were the most affected. They had served under their captains for many years and having to discover that the one you respected most, the one you put your life on the line to protect, the one whom you thought was your closest friend, was simply too much for them.

As everyone worked on restoring Seireitei most could not help being caught up in their own thoughts of either throwing darts at the faces of the ex captains, or secretly planning on following in their footsteps There were even unnecessarily battles when people shared their conflicting views on Aizen's betrayal.

While many shinigami had not gotten over the shock of the situation, there were also a few who were not much affected by it. However, there were three people who didn't blink an eye or flinch when Aizen, Ichimaru and Tousen had put their final stage of the plan into action. Zaraki Kenpachi and Kusajika Yachiru were both in the 11th Division headquarters discussing about the fight Ken-chan had with Ichigo and were plotting an element of surprise for the red head when they were to visit him soon in Karakura town for another challenging battle.

Meanwhile, Kurotsuchi Mayuri was in his office, sitting in his favorite revolving chair, eyes fixed on his computer in front of him, long pale fingers clattering on the keyboard as he typed continuously, never stopping to rest and flex his fingers. He was halfway through transforming back into his highly improved version of a human body which had been transfigured into a gooey slime in order to save his life. Come to think of think, Mayuri would rather die bleeding on the spot than live in embarrassment because he had to become such a lowly form when fighting with someone whom he should be stronger than.

At that point, Mayuri was highly unapproachable. His division members practically stayed a few feet away from him, passing their reports only to his vice captain Nemu, who would approach with great care. The slightest thing that he felt was unacceptable or out of place would land her into the great depths of his sadistic, ill mannered ramblings. He was vindictive and hell bent on revenge. However he was not sure of how he was going to do it without turning into slime again and it seemed his only options were to further disfigure his body and create a new way to counter the attack of the Quincy.

" Or I could just steal Hitsugaya Taichou's zanpakutou to freeze my body when it turns to slime, then invent something that would change the frozen block of slime back into me!" thought Mayuri, snickering to himself then realizing that his division members could have probably heard his insane cackle.

"Oops" he muttered, touching his lips with his hands, delicate fingers stroking his pale mask, black fingernails basking in the light, "Che, who cares, could always dispose off them. Needn't worry anyway, since my reputation's already damned ruined. Thank you friggin Quincy! Just you wait. Say your prayers cause nobody gets away with humiliating me. GEEZ Quincy you really deserve a flying kick to Hueco Mundo, with a letter from me attached to a collar round ya neck. Attention Aizen Sousuke, a new specimen I have sent, have fun playing and remember ya owe me one!" Mayuri chuckled, stopping when a deep pain formed in his abdomen. "Eh," he thought, "Am I going past my sane limit…"

"…Mayuri-sama?"

Mayuri spun around in his chair at the realization that someone may have overheard his very personal thoughts. Unfortunately because he was partly human form and partly slime, his chair was not used to the lighter weight and spun 360 degrees instead.

"KISAMA!!" he yelled, unknowingly allowing his cheeks to blush a little pink, and continued swearing when he realized that. Then he remembered that as long as he wore his mask, nobody could see his face.

"ARGH whatever, like I said my reputation is already ruined. I'd be sure to kill anyone who dares bring that fact up anyway. Oh this is really a pain! How I wish I would change back immediately. Not being able to sense others' reiatsu at the moment is infuriating..." he thought, carefully maneuvering the chair to face his uninvited guest.

"…gomen Mayuri-sama. But I was worried when I…"

"CHE! YOU!" Mayuri yelled, half relieved it was only his Nemu, the other half worried that she had heard him talking to himself about that damned Quincy. Though Nemu was really stubborn and never stopped denying it, he could sense she had some kind of bond with that boy. Not that he cared about her feelings but he just did not want to have to waste his efforts to shut her up when she started talking about the Quincy and how Mayuri-sama had misunderstood him. It had not been pleasant seeing as he could not kill her off. Sure, he had nearly finished her when he fought with that Quincy, but it was only so he would not lose face. How could he let a boy who knew nothing about him think that he actually cared for Nemu?! It would ruin his whole image and he would surely be mocked by the other shinigami when they came to hear of it.

He had a reputation to maintain, a past to keep buried deep in him to constantly remind him of his past failures, a dream to succeed, a life to avenge and a promise he made to himself to go all the way because he would not let that person's efforts go to waste, that one very important person, whom he could never repay. He had his own reasons that he would never divulge, not even to his daughter.

"….get tea for you, Mayuri-sama?" Nemu's voice which he had been oblivious to slowly slipped into his thoughts just as he was winning the internal battle fought with his mind to forget the past for the moment. The last thing he wanted was Nemu on his heels.

"Nani, Nemu?! Can't you see I'm busy?! Get out of my sight, I'm having a freaking headache and would not want to have to personally take action, so if you know what's good for you, scram!" Mayuri shrieked, his left hand rising to hold his head which he swore he thought was about to fall off, and the other hand gripping onto his zanpakutou to add an effect to his words.

"Hai, Mayuri-sama, but should you need anything, please let me know. Do not stress yourself over little things as well. You are not well, Mayuri-sama. You need rest and your temper under control in order for your body to fully transform back…" Nemu ranted, on and on, she did not seem to have the least bit of common sense that Mayuri was beyond pissed and would love to shove a big chunk of food into her mouth to shut her up. Not that it might work like that ingenious 6th Division captain had tried with Yachiru.

"NEMU! You are garrulous!" Mayuri interrupted her preaching, which she seemed to always pick the wrong time start on, "Please, just leave."

"Hai, Mayuri-sama, just one more thing..."Nemu said, but her voce trailed away slowly as she pondered if her next words were going to change her father back into slime with his uncontrollable and tremendous temper. His body was not yet stable so the slightest outburst would make him a sluggish pile of slime yet again.

"SAY IT NEMU! I am waiting!"

"As you wish, Mayuri-sama. Eto, I overheard you talking just now and I'm very sorry you lost to the Quincy, but please don't blame-"

"SHIMATTA" echoed through Mayuri's mind at least ten times before he put on his most serious face and was about to lecture Nemu and punish her when he was struck with an idea to make the Quincy suffer his wrath. He sneered silently, desperately trying to control his body from breaking out into convulsions from being unable to control his laughter. He managed fortunately to pinch himself and acquire a blank look before facing his daughter.

"Nemu, before you continue on and on with that monotonous tone of yours that is so much like a lullaby, I want you to go down to the human world. I want you to bring the Quincy back. AND BEFORE YOU INTERRUPT, I am not going to kill him, just play with him and put him through some stress and you know. use him to alleviate my pain. So I have a plan that will work to both our benefits…"

When Nemu heard of her father's plans she was beyond dumbstruck. Her father? Using seduction techniques? To avenge himself? She had stared incredulously and immediately asked him if he was feeling okay and even went through the trouble of getting yelled at, almost losing her hearing when she had asked him to visit the 4th Division for a check-up and if possible get the assistance of a therapist. Though he had beaten her a little, she was glad the old Mayuri-sama was back. The vigorous, petty father of hers. He had cocked his head to his left and grinned maniacally, barking off all sorts of threats so she would not refuse the order. It was true that Mayuri was often insane and his ideas were by far ridiculous but this was the first time that his ideas had far surpassed what she thought he was capable of.

In the end, what surprised her most was the fact that he actually knew she had feelings for the Quincy. She was flabbergasted and she felt heat rise up to her cheeks as they flushed a vibrant shade of red. She tried desperately to hide it by staring at the ground, then playing with her long braid and as if it was a shield to hide her face under.

She almost fainted when Mayuri-sama screeched that if she did not calm down; her heart would stop from the extreme pressure she was giving it by forcing it to pump that many times a minute. She then silently cursed that her one and only secret she thought she could keep to herself had been long discovered.

Mayuri, sensing her thoughts, only turned away and grinned sheepishly, so he had been right after all. He was however a little unnerved that her feelings were that strong. Not to mention inhumanly jealous of the way she felt towards the Quincy. He could never figure out for the life of his what was so great about the four eyed stick figure. However, he felt great and immortal that this was the first time he managed to get his revenge without causing any form of injury. He was never one for violence but the unfairness of life and the great depths of betrayal that had fallen upon him were the demons that became one with his life.

He had found it harder and impossible to forgive, after all the people he had given a second chance to all took things for granted and he was always taken advantage of. He shuddered as he recalled his past then became infuriated with himself for letting the recollections of his childhood drift into the present.

Nemu, sensing a great shift in her father's aura, thought it was better for both of them if she left him alone. Sighing, she left the room. "Oh well," she thought, "Least I get to spend some time with the first person I ever felt this way to." She hurriedly turned, long luscious braid of hair trailing behind her as she used to shunpo to get out of her father's office.

"I must be thankful though, Mayuri-sama never scolded me for having some feelings for that Quincy. But it's not like I can help it either!" Nemu thought, lost in deep thought, "Well I don't know what Mayuri-sama wants with that Quincy when I bring him back, but I'd surely protect him." She started packing her things for a two day trip to Karakura Town, not forgetting to include the cosmetics she had purchased from Matsumoto and her secret diamond earrings that she had never shown anyone before. With that she sighed and a small smile crept upon her face, erasing even the slightest bits of unhappiness in her. For once, she was actually looking forward to an order by Mayuri-sama.

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CHAPTER TWO

"Never underestimate the great powers of a little brat and her childish companions!" Renji snorted,

A/N: This is my first fanfic. I decided to try out writing after reading all the good fics n so here's my first try. If you could, please review? Haha would love to improve as I know this is very badly done. Flame away(x