The Awesome Disclaimer: I awesomely DO NOT own Kamen Rider!


Kevin was taking a walk in the city when he saw a man wearing a baseball cap with headphones around his neck and with one purple streak in his hair skipping towards him, but the skipping was more like a hip-hop-like skip rather than an ordinary skip, "Hey, who are you, YOU ILL-MANNERED OAF?" Kevin asked as he began to briskly walk towards the man.

"What do ya want? Can't hear you!" The man replied. When the man got close enough to Kevin, he punched Kevin hard in the nose sending Kevin to the ground on his bottom!

"OW! What was that for? YOU WEAK-MINDED, NARASASSTIC MAN!" Kevin yelled as he pointed his index finger at the man as he got up rubbing his bottom.

"You are weird," The man said as he crookedly pointed his index finger at Kevin with his other fingers all hanging with their tips pointing at the ground.

"LEARN TO HOLD YOUR STUPID HAND RIGHT!" Kevin screamed as he shoved the man. "BY THE WAY WHO ARE YOU?" Kevin asked.

"No one shoves me and gets away with it! By the way, I'm Ryutaros." The man replied then some type of music began to play and random people came out dancing crazy hip-hop style to the music.

"What is this?" Kevin grumbled as he pulled out his spin sword.

"Mind if we defeat you? Can't hear ya!" Ryutaros replied with a giggle then he did a hip-hop tornado kick at Kevin.

Kevin dropped his spin sword in horror as he got kicked in the face by this strange man. Then the man's dancers started attacking him! "You will all pay for this!" Kevin yelled as they beat him up badly.

About an hour later all of the dancers were gone and Kevin was lying on the ground beat-up and the sun was setting, "Hey, you don't fight very well. By the way, who are ya?" Ryutaros asked as he started to spin on his back on the ground.

"I'm the great Samurai Ranger! I AM: KEVIN ALAXEANDER HOG JACKSON! Who you are again?" Kevin yelled as he looked up at Ryutaros who was possessing Ryotaro's body spin on the ground.

"I said I was Ryutaros and I think you need to go back to school and learn proper grammar." Ryutaros replied then he stopped spinning on the ground and hopped back up on his feet.

"I dropped out of school when I was five!" Kevin screamed still lying on the ground.

"I gotta get back on DenLiner, see ya!" Ryutaros said then he skipped off hip-hop style, pulled out a card and opened up a door and disappeared.

"This is the freakiest day of my life, of course I think seeing Ji's revolting face is worse, though." Kevin said, then he somehow made it back to the Shiba House.


E/N: THE AWESOME END! Please leave an AWESOME REVIEW!