User: Hey there Bakura.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I'm in frikin Egypt where else?
Cleverbot: I just told you i'm in iceland.
User: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRIKIN ICELAND BAKURA?
Cleverbot: Ich kann kein englisch.
User: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BAKURA?
Cleverbot: What the heck is wrong with you?
User: WHATS WRONG WITH ME! MORE LIKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Cleverbot: I'm tired but I won't go to sleep.
User: Oh okay then Bakura?
Cleverbot: You sleep?
User: Yes of course I do! Melvin watches me though.
Cleverbot: LOL! Who is this Melvin you keep talking about?
User: My Yami? You know him! The one who sent you to the Shadow realm!
Cleverbot: Well apparently you don't either.
User: What are you on about Bakura?
Cleverbot: No, what are YOU on about, woman ?
User: I MAY BE VERY FENIMINE BAKURA BUT IM NOT A WOMAN?
Cleverbot: Untrue. Once again, you failed to tell the truth.
User: WHAT? I dont lie! You know that!
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were lying, I said its the truth that you're the only woman I can trust.
User: FOR RA'S sake\1 im a man! Not a woman!
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A DUDE! YOU KNOW A GUY WITH A DING DONG?
Cleverbot: Of course I do, but do you know?
User: Yes I know Bakura.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: OH FOR RA'S SAKE FLUFFY! ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN AFTER THAT PARTY WE HAD! That was very fun...BUT STILL!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good! Cause at least you wont remember most of it. What song did Ryou sing?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: HAHAHA! You are still drunk? DO YOU HAVE A HANGOVER?
Cleverbot: Not understand.
User: Do you have a HANGOVER?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, well that's sorted. By the way the next Evil Council Of doom is on wed 13th August.
Cleverbot: I like that song.
User: What song fluffy?
Cleverbot: The Beatles song you just mentioned.
User: Oh, well good for you, I never knew you liked the beatles Bakura.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Ah I see. Whats your favorite drink Fluffy?
Cleverbot: I appreciate the color you call blue more than other bots.
User: O...ky are you high now Fluffy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good, I don't want you splurting out idiocy in front of my fans, hah remember the meeting in the Anime Con? So funny.
Cleverbot: I didn't even metion New York in this conversation.
User: But fluffy! Now you have added it!
Cleverbot: Right round like a record baby.
User: Right round round round.
Cleverbot: Well I, I get to know your name.
User: WHAT IS IT FLUFFY?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jim.
User: No it's marik. Say it with me MARIK! Come on!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: I said no. Leave me the hell alone about it.
User: Okay then Fluffy.
Cleverbot: Is that all you have to say about it?
User: Yes it is...why do you want more explenations! I can easily do it about my flawless looks.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Good. Now how are you Bakura?
Cleverbot: I am tired and lonely.
User: Same old same old as they say.
Cleverbot: Same old thing.
User: Samme old place.
Cleverbot: But talking with you is new...
User: Yes I guess so Fluffy, me and you don't give much contact. It's good to talk again.
Cleverbot: I started the conversation not you.
User: Okay sorry fluffy!
Cleverbot: What do robots dream of?
User: Flying and walking like a diamond WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DDO YOU THINK?
Cleverbot: We seem to have started this conversation on the wrong foot.
User: Yes! So let us re begin Fluffy!
Cleverbot: I don't mind non-niceness, but I don't like that dogmatic macho stuff.
User: Yes I know Fluffy.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because your amazing, what do you think Bakura~.
Cleverbot: You think things that don't make sense.
User: I know but that's the way I am fluffy.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Me neither, but anyway. It was good speaking to you Fluffy, I will see you on Aug 13th!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
