When Nozomi walked through the clubroom door, she was surprised to say the least.

Her cards predicted something like this but everyone just took it to a whole new level.

"Happy Birthday Nozomi-chan!" Honoka exclaimed happily.

"We made it extra special for you." Umi added, blushing.

"Only for you." Eli smirked sexily.

In front of Nozomi were girls dressed in very revealing lingerie with the words 'Grope me' written in all caps.

It was a paradise for Nozomi.

A paradise of tiddies.

"Don't let our hard work go to waste Nozomi-chan~" Kotori chirped, revealing her cleavage.

Nozomi groped all of them and Nozomi was very happy, but the others were the opposite.

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"Good morning everyone!" Nozomi happily exclaimed during morning practice, but instead of smiles she got rock hard glares.

"Nozomi..." Nico muttered.

Nozomi went closer to Nico to hear what she's saying.

"When did you last wash your hands?" Nico stared coldly at Nozomi.

"Hmmm... Maybe 5 or 6 years ago." Nozomi replied, not seeming to be ashamed of herself.

"WHAAAT?!" Maki exclaimed with a horrified expression on her face.

"What's wrong?" Nozomi asked feigning innocence.

"Nozomi... Look at this..."

Eli lifted up her shirt to reveal her cleavage, it was covered in shit.

"Ooooh... I shouldn't have eaten those last night..." Nozomi lifted up her hands to her face.

Nozomi began to chant some spiritual stuff that no one can understand, and she started to glow.

"What's happening Nya?!"

"Harasho..."

Nozomi started to transform on the light.

"OMG! IT'S JUST LIKE THE OVA!"

When she ended her transformation, she fell on the ground in her new form.

"Hey wait a minute..." Maki stood staring at Nozomi. "I recognize you!"

"Could it be? Nozomi's true form?"

"That means Nozomi-chan is a-"

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"HANDSOME BANANA!"

"Yes children, you finally realize!" The banana started to speak.

"I, Nozomi Tojo, is actually a banana."

Everyone stood in awe until a monkey ate her.

END