Disclaimer : If I owned Avatar 'Money isn't what I had in mind,' would have turned out a whole lot weirder.

I got this idea from a friend of mine, who watched CoD and said she couldn't get the song out of her head. I had been on a bit of a writers block, so I jumped the idea and ran with it.

So here's my countdown to Valentines Day. Weirdest holiday in the history of forever that I don't really celebrate, but it gives me chocolate, so I pretend to. I think it's only fair that I celebrate it by abusing my favorite ship, among others.


Lobster Is Red


Zuko closed his eyes, allowing the Avatar's waterbender to place her hand on his scar. No one else had ever, ever been this close, and though the girl did not know the rarity of this moment, she seemed to understand its significance. The firebender should have been hopeful, but instead, the sensation he felt in his gut terrified him.

But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl . . .

A few minutes later Aang and Iroh busted through the walls of a cave, to come upon a rather strange sight : Katara, using her waterbending, Zuko, using his firebending, to cook a strange, crab-like creature. "Um . . . what's going on?"

"Hey, Aang," Katara replied cheerily, glancing up from her task. "We got hungry, and there were these little singing crustaceans just lying around, so we thought we'd make a snack."

"They're pretty good," Zuko said. "You want one, uncle?"