Zechs Got Run Over By Wing Zero
by Himekuri

Disclaimer: Don't tell anyone, but I don't own Gundam Wing(Sunrise, Sotsu Agency, TV Asahi, & BanDai) or the song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer(Randy Brooks). I'd hate to think what would happen if that little secret got out...
And for the couple parts of the song haven't been changed or changed much, I take no credit for them either.

A/N: Guess what! This's a repost! I decided I'm gonna put it back. Aren't you pleased? I've reworked parts, but some places still need stretching or squishing to work. Sing it creatively.


Zechs got run over by Wing Zero
Going home to Earth Christmas Eve
You can say you don't believe in Heero
But as for me and Relena we believe

He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his inebriation
And stumbled out into the artificial snow

When we found him Christmas morning
At the seen of the attack
He had bits of gundanium
And a beam saber through his back

Zechs got run over by Wing Zero
Going home to Earth Christmas Eve
You can say you don't believe in Heero
But as for me and Relena we believe

Now we're all so proud of Relena
She's been taking this so well
See her in there watching TV
Drinking beer (!) and playing cards with Lady Une

It's not Christmas without Zechs
And Relena's dressed in pink
And we just can't help but wonder
Did Heero self-destruct
After he attacked
(large explosion)

Zechs got run over by Wing Zero
Going home to Earth Christmas Eve
You can say you don't believe in Heero
But as for me and Relena we believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the gray and silver candles
That would have matched color of Zechs' mask

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never train a pilot
That can operate The Zero System

Zechs got run over by Wing Zero
Going home to Earth Christmas Eve
You can say you don't believe in Heero
But as for me and Relena we believe

Sing it Relena
Zechs got run over by Wing Zero
Going home to Earth Christmas Eve
You can say you don't believe in Heero
But as for me and Relena we believe