Saturday Night Gundam

Saturday Night Gundam!
with your hosts Calliope and DuoBat!

Calliope: Welcome one and all to SATURDAY NIGHT GUNDAM! I'm your host Calliope and this is my co-host DuoBat!

Duobat: Hello Calliope! I understand that we have a VERY interesting show planned don't we?

Calliope: That's right! Bang Boy is making an appearance tonight!

Duobat: Well, let's start the show!

Calliope: Alright!

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ACT ONE: The Amazing Bang Boy!

Stupid Announcer Guy: Come one, come all! See the amazing bang boy! This young man has such a unique hairstyle! Look at the way his hair just falls! He is the ultimate unibanged one! Let us worship him! His hair is so amazing! He was a gundam pilot sent by the colonies to destroy OZ in AC195...BUT WHO CARES! Just LOOK at that amazing hair! Now tell us Trowa, what unusual thing do you do that might make your bangs SO UNIQUE?

Trowa: My big sister Catherine throws knives at me.

SAG: Alright then! And isn't this AMAZING! Catherine and her brother have agreed to give us a demonstration of this unique feat! Here comes the young lady now!

Cathy: Ok Trowa stand still and don't move

Trowa: *nods*

SAG: Alright now she's about to throw it...the suspense is killing me!

Cathy: *is about to throw the knife*

SAG: OH MY GOD SHE JUST THREW IT!

Cathy: *loses aim because of SAG's outburst*

Trowa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My BANG! MY EYE! CATHY YOU CUT MY PRECIOUS BANG AND STABBED MY EYE!!!!! *starts running around blindly knocking things down*

Cathy: *glares at SAG*

SAG: *sheepish look* Whoops my bad.

Calliope: *gulps* *smiles a big smile* Well I guess that's it for Act 1 heh heh well now lets take a commercial break!

Trowa: MY EYE!!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!! OH THE PAIN AND MY BANG!!!!! IT'S CUT!!! AHHHHHH!!!

Calliope: *winces* I said LET'S TAKE A COMMERCIAL BR--

Duobat: huh? oh! *puts on the commercial before Calliope can finish her sentence*

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COMMERCIAL A: Easy Duo's Bakery

DuoBat: HELLO EVERYBODY!

Everyone: HELLO DB!

DuoBat: Did you know that ever since I was a baby bat and got an easy bake oven I always wanted a bakery of my own?

Everyone: No

DuoBat: Well I did, and now my dream is coming true with EASY DUO'S BAKERY! Everybody now

WeirdoSingingCrew: Easy, he's so easy, it's Easy Duo's Bakery! He can make it hot he can make it cold! He doesn't care if you're really old! It's EASY DUO'S BAKERY!

DuoBat: Hey I'm DB and I'm the easiest guy around. So if you want pleasure in a sweet treat then come down to my bakery on 44th street.

WSC: Ohhhhhhhh he's soooooooo easy! Easy Duo's Bakery! Come right now and bring lots of money!

DuoBat: I prefer women in my shop. But guys you can come in non-stop. Don't fear for your masculinity, everythings cool in--

WSC: EASY DUO'S BAKERY!

DuoBat: Yeahhhhhh!

Calliope: *hides face and shakes head* Oh My GOD!

Duobat: You didn't like your commercial?

Calliope: Now, exactly WHAT were you advertising?

DuoBat: *looks confused, then thinks about the commercial, then blushes* Whoops My Bad.

TBC

NEXT ON SNG: SUICIDE BOY MAKES AN APPEARANCE AND JUSTICE FREAK HAS A CONFESSION

Authoresses Note: Pixie Stix r evil

Disclaimer: dunown um never will