55 reasons I hate twilight.
Bella cant do anything without edward, and when he leaves she basically attempts to commit suicide.
Meyer is living out her fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly a younger version of herself.
The books aren't well written. Just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn't make it good writing.
All the rules meyer sets for becoming a vampire are broken by the end of the 'saga'. More importantly, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.
The population of the world will come to an end because all the girls who read this book will think they are Bella and wait for their Edward to come until they are old, and he will never come.
Bella always almost dies, and Edward saves her. This is boring.
The reason the books have become so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.
Isn't it convenient that her father always disappears when needed and never asks any questions? Real parents aren't like this.
Lack of character development.
Bella is a useless, whining doll who has suddenly become the idol for girls everywhere.
Its waay too cliché.
Read ann rice- those are vampires, not the girly men that meyer created.
We all know how hot Edward is, we got it the first 50 times.
Her vampires sparkle. Enough said.
There is too much face touching. Its kinda awkward.
Its predictable and childish.
Meyer cant think of original names.
The plot drags on and on and on… she could have finished the series in two books.
WOW! Another "original" vampire love story. Sigh
Its too easy to mock. Seriously
There was a drug reference in a book for 10 year olds, not to mention basically all on breaking dawn…
Fangirls are so blinded by Edward love, they don't realize how stupid the books are.
There are loads of historical errors, facts easily fixed by using Wikipedia (or your brain…)
Bella. Enough said.
Meyer wrote 4 books about nothing, really.
Straight men sparkle?
Its teeming with grammatical errors.
Bella swan means beautiful swan, which is horrifically cheesy, in a bad way.
Edward Cullen is sparkly, crows like sparkly things.
Do any guys really, actually, like twilight?
If the first 200 pages of a book rely on the characters identity being revealed, don't slap first, Edward was a vampire on the back. That's just stupid.
They fall love too quickly.
They only like each other because Edward is hot and Bella smells good.
It teaches young girls that true love consists on the guy stalking you and watching you while you sleep.
Isnt it odd that Carlisle only turns teenagers into vampires?
The reason Edward cant read bellas mind is coz she doesn't have one.
The book isn't worth the paper it was printed on.
100 years age difference= pedophilia.
New hot couple name for Bella and Edward… bedward.
Bellas only deep thoughts are "Edward is so perfect. I love him"
Coz its dumb- random person on the street
Its annoying as hell- random person on the street 2
Vampires are interesting. Edward is not.
It is incredibly hard to kill him, and thats just ruined my life.
Edward has stupid hair.
He was a virgin for a century- this is hilarious.
While reading new moon I thought there was a slight chance that he would stay away, but NOO, he just HAS to come back. This is really infuriating.
Edward is always telling Bella to be careful. No, I wil not be careful when I shoot him!!!
Edward. Enough said
Yes Edward, Bella smells yummy. Get over it!
Superpowers are overrated.
Why sparkle? Why not shrivel up and die?
Edward means protector. It should mean douche.
Meyer made Rosalie hate Bella, and then in BD she's nice… bipolar much?
The books are stupid!!!
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