I "HEART" You
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
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It was this kind of commitment that showed Naruto was less of a lover and more of a stalker.
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Naruto knew that this was wrong.
On some level he was begging to be caught because there was no way in this or any alternate universe that he was going to be able to walk out and climb back down his ladder without a broken nose. But the almighty hamper that was in his beloved's bathroom held the treasure that was both forbidden and enticing. A piece of bliss that belonged on heaven's pedestal.
The bastard's briefs smelled like what God would use as cologne. Naruto breathed in deep, pressing the soft fabric to his nose.
It was... amazing.
Like a high he hadn't felt since the party at Kiba's.
How he had carried a ladder across the street without anyone noticing, he didn't know. All Naruto could possibly know was that he was lucky. Honestly, he should get a lottery ticket before sneaking back to his own house. He'd win for sure and with Sasuke's underwear in his pocket, he'd win millions.
Stuffing the piece of dirty laundry into his pants he quickly slid out of the bathroom. No one was in the hall. Sweet. It was the night where the whole Uchiha family had dinner. Which was odd because Naruto was certain that not a single Uchiha liked to talk to another Uchiha.
Their family ways was a mystery to him.
Swiftly, Naruto switched to tip-toe mode, shuffling down the hallway into Sasuke's room where his top-secret exit was in place.
"I cannot believe you would embarrass this family, Itachi!" Naruto's heart exploded. He looked to the walls and was relieved to see that none of the bits from his organ were anywhere to be seen.
You assholes! You're not supposed to be home yet!
Naruto tried to move his feet.
"I simply asked Uncle Madara to quit looking like some starving dog." Naruto heard Itachi reply very quietly. So creepy.
Sasuke's older brother was not normal.
Itachi was always hanging off of his brother. On his Sasuke; and no way in Hell was that acceptable. He was like some weird-ass perv.Taking a breath, Naruto rushed into Sasuke's room and successfully managed to not trip on the countless books that were piled to the ceiling.
He had to get to his ladder, it was his only way out and if he was caught... Naruto could easily imagine the whole family getting in a good punch before they threw him to his house. Then Sarutobi would finish the job.
Do not vomit, do not vomit, do not puke in Sasuke's room...
Failure was not an option. The word 'fail' wasn't even listed in his own personal dictionary. For the Great Uzumaki could save a damsel and put out a fire all at once.
Something downstairs broke and Naruto took the opportunity to shove the squeaking window open. God help me if they notice...
The whole Uchiha family had the hearing of a bat.
With a leg out the window and the hope that no, he would not be caught—that tonight was the night of pure luck. But then Naruto heard what he feared the most—
Someone was coming up the stairs. And those feet sounded like a certain bastard.
Naruto had two choices; jump and somehow not shatter his knee caps or be seen leaving his friend's room in the middle night with a pocket full of used undies. It was an easy choice.
As he fell from a second story window Naruto quickly wished on one of those bright and sparkly stars that he would be able to run away as soon as he landed. Was there a bush to land on? Or was this the side of the house with the rock garden? Naruto could already feel the broken bones.
Though it was not the side of the house with the large bushel of plant, it was thankfully not the side with the sharp and pointed rocks.
Grass... Great...
Naruto's back stung and he could feel that he had definitely twisted something in his body. He had to move, run as fast as he can without being seen because Naruto heard himself land. It had been loud and for sure that freaky Uchiha family in the house had heard. That thud had been damn loud.
"Idiot?"
"Yeah?"
"Were you in my room?"
Though he wanted to deny this to his death—which was coming sooner and sooner with the pain he was in—he could only cough.
Naruto heard footsteps and soon Sasuke's head was in his vision. And then a foot connected with his already aching side. He yearned to smack the bastard in his shin.
"You all right, Uzumaki?"
A moment and then Naruto choked out
"Homework..."
Another kick to his side.
"Could have just called, dumbass."
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Why did Itachi say that to Madara? Hmmm...
I like Naruto being the guy who is so in love with someone that he does completely creepy things. It's just fun to me. Also his total disrespect for everyone makes me smile. He's just a big goofy guy.
And Sasuke calling Naruto a 'dumbass' is just hilarious to me.
