Hello one and all! I'm kinda shy about writing my first Pokeboy story, but the sight wants a story, and I like writing so it's a deal.
Disclaimer the project of Pokeboys isn't something I own, though I did create some Pokeboys for the sight.
----Chapter One----
" Reki....Oh Reki.." I heard as I rolled around in my comfortable bed. I felt a groan climb up my throat as I tried to go back to sleep. Suddenly a loud snap, a large crash, and the growling of an enraged creature pounced on top of me and grabbed me by my throat. " Reki Valico you better get up right now and take your Tamer Test, or else you're going to go there in your pajamas through your window!" the voice said to me. I leaned up and pushed her off of me, opening my eyes to glare at her.
" Yea, Like you would really like to pay for all of those hospital bills mother dearest." I said, watching her retreating backside through the space which used to be my door. ' This is not only last day of High School, as well as the last day of my training yet this is the start of my day? This bites!' I thought before walking over to my pile of clean clothes and pulled out my outfit for the day. The outfit was a black short sleeve shirt with the ancient, Japanese kanji for 'love' written in white, blue pants that had stitches where the pockets used to be, his black socks, and his size 11 shoes. I turned to the human sized mirror in my room to look at myself. I'm 5'6 with spiky black hair that seemed to never go down. My brown contrasted against my pale skin like my love for Japanese culture with my little interest of Spanish culture. My left hand had a crimson red diamond which went through the palm of my hand to my knuckles, though I never knew why I had this weird birth gem in my skin. As I started to get dressed for the day I started to think about how my life came to this point.
When I was little my father told me about the horrors that his father went through as he lived through the Genesis Wars. The family and friends that he lost, and the new friends he gained in the process didn't interest my mind all that much. However the Pokeboys of the time were what caught my sight. There were few accepted Pokeboys in the town of Rusai, which was only a week away from the main Russo-Chinese Villages.
My mother, who was of the Puerto Rican heritage tried to force me to pay attention to my heritage and my studies. Both of my parents worked high paying jobs which made our life easier the most of the other families. My dad was a farmer of his own industry while my mother was the head of the Water and Electric trusts of the town, as well as others in near by villages. Unlike my mother my father was okay with what I liked of the Japanese culture, but to also give my natural heritage a chance. He also told me that he'd send me to special Survival Academy on the weekends to make up for all I would of learned each day, though this left me to do most of the work with sample Pokeboys instead of the one I could usually pick.
Due to my interests in Pokeboys this left me with the female population who also desired to have their own Pokeboys as the other boys would joke about him and Pokeboys.
' After today I'll never see those pricks again. Though I'll miss the girls. We always had something to talk about.' I thought before putting on my photo gray glasses. I walked out of my room and picked up my black hat with a green type crest from the British royalty that had the letter Z on it. I walked out of the house, not even getting a bite to eat, or yelling out I was leaving as excitement flowed through my veins. ' After today...I'm just like everyone else of the world!'
--Location: Revi High School--
Revi High School had a certain shine on it today as I walked through the hallways for the very last time. The black and green lockers reminded me of so many good memories as well as the bad ones, but that didn't matter right now. I saw a large dust cloud run towards me and stood as I knew what to expect from this everyday occurrence.
" Reki!" was yelled out before a large group of girls held onto me.
' I was surprised I'll admit. I figured they would be crying all over me.' was the thought that went through my skull as I rubbed their backs evenly, giving two girls the attention before moving on to the next two. The eleventh girl was the one that made me smile.
She was 5'9 with dyed blue hair, and blue contacts to go with her pale skin, though compared to my skin hers might as well be considered tanned skin. She wore a light blue scarf around her neck, which went down to her waist. This scarf was a special scarf usually meant for Pokeboys however as it had special Weapon Runes on it to keep Fire type Pokeboys warm in cold temperatures. The scarf was also stitched for her arms to go through the scarf, letting it act like shin guards around her arms. Her shirt was a light yet tight blue shirt, showing her perky B-sized breasts. She wore blue jeans that had several pockets that seemed to be filled, and wore Geta, which are a traditional Japanese footwear.
After the girls gave me their numbers, and left I smiled at her and started to walk with her towards our first and final class.
" So Izzy when are you going to pick up your Pokeboy?" I asked her. She turned to me and gave me a slightly feral grin.
" Why do you assume that I passed the Academy?" she asked me, but I merely pulled out a slip of paper from my back pocket.
" Remember I have the Academy on weekends for triple the amount of times the regulars go for. I know who passed, and who failed. On you I can proudly say that you passed at the top of the female class." I said, enjoying her look of shock and surprise before it was swept away by her usual empty look.
" Let me guess you graduated at top of the male class?" she said with a hint of mockery.
" That my dearest Izzy is for me to know, and for you to assume. Now then lets go off to English before we get the slip of death." I said, thinking about the first hour teacher.
Mrs. Boris was a teacher who also had a connection to me, though it wasn't like the fan-girls of the school. She would help me with the poems and stories I would write during class as I understood the literal meanings of the stories we had to read, the essays were too easy, and presentations weren't as fun as they used to be for me. Her student teacher Ms. Mihal was a serious female who disliked me for myself not applying my knowledge into the work.
When the two got to the door they found that there was a small sign on the door and blinked at it several times.
" Go to the Gym. Huh you figured they would follow tradition." Izzy mumbled before walking towards the gym. I looked through the glass window and saw Mrs. Boris sleeping on the desk. I sighed and pulled out one of the fan-girls slips of paper with her number and erased it, putting on the registered number I was given and put it on the sign before jogging up to Izzy.
The Gym was circular with many chairs stacked in a movie theater like fashion with the principal standing in the middle of the room. Izzy and Ricky sat as high as they could up since it didn't matter where they sat.
' I wonder if this is where the tax money goes to?' I thought as I looked at the hundreds of people talking to their friends. However it was when the loud alarm yelled through the crowded gym did I decided to put on my headphones and ignore as best as I could all of the speaking that started to occur.
Hours of constant standing, sitting, and yelling for the various sports that our school won it came down to the last words. Usually the teachers, and those apart of sports, or the academic teams would speak out their final words for the newer generation of students to listen to. I personally see this as bull-crap since after the school time is over we'll have to survive on our own with out our parents help for the future. The only reason as to why I decided to listen to this part was that all of the yelling destroyed my interest for music so I turned off the mp3 and put it in my pocket.
" Now then before we have one of our hard working students come down and say the traditional final words we have a surprise that's not so traditional." the principal said, which caught my interest. Something not traditional in a town that was filled with tradition? That was unheard of, but it was a awesome change for me. " Now then it has been tradition that the hard working of students, the one who does the best on grades, and help the community gains a scholarship and some extra money for their first year for college. For this student however they're getting a pokeball with a Pokeboy of the school faculty's choice. Now then....Reki Valico come on down!" the principal said in the microphone, pointing upwards to what I assumed was my spot. A large, blinding light shinned upon me as I tried to stand from my spot. Many of the students from the years clapped and cheered as several started to boo at me. I walked down the long number of steps until I got to the mid-point and decided to do something not traditional. I jumped as high as I could into the air, and front flipped towards the stage. Though I knew I wouldn't make it I grinned and landed in front of the principal and turned to him with a smile.
" If you're breaking tradition then so will I. It's only logical to make these final moments something that the students won't forget." I said to him, finally taking a good look of him. He was 6'4 and bald, though he wore a goofy smile on his face. He wore a light gray suit with black shoes and the basic pokeball was in his hands. He laughed loud and happily with a proud look in his eyes.
" Such a way to end this school year is the right thing to do indeed! Reki for the high grades that you've done, the awards you've brought to this school for your award winning poetry and stories, and for the work you do making this town of ours safe and clean I present to you from the school faculty this Pokeboy for you to keep as our thanks for dealing with our stubborn hides." he said proudly, making many in the crowd cheer, and laugh. I stood with a surprised look on my face before smiling and grabbed the pokeball from his hands. This pokeball felt right in my hands. It was as if maybe destiny made it so I could get to this moment, and fate needed to kick my ass for me to pay attention. I turned and watched as everyone cheered, with several people being pulled out from the room. Streamers fell from the roof, and teachers walked over to me and shook my unoccupied hand, wishing me a safe fair well.
' This has got to be the best day of my life.' I thought with a happy smile.
--Location: Academy Poke-center--
" Scratch that. This has got to be the worst day in my life." I said out loud as I tried as best as I could to ignore the glares, and stares from the other students.
After the final words were said from the head of the Football team the students cheered and were allowed to leave. I got some praise, though it was mainly from the girls who were hoping I could release the Pokeboy from captivity. Izzy and I quickly left school and jogged to the Academy Poke-center. Once we got there we registered into the center as students for their last day. The problem was that I was a night student, and as such all of the attention of a person who already had a Pokeboy just randomly appear and say that they're graduating with the rest of the students pissed off a lot of people. I turned to see Izzy giving me a small smile.
" Don't feel bad. The miniature pep talk should last only ten, twenty minutes tops. After that it's merely getting a pokeball with a starter, and leaving together." Izzy said.
" Yea that sounds like a plan me and you traveling togethe-Wait what!?" I said, turning my head so fast I thought I spun myself twice. She giggled at me before tapping her Getas on the tile floor.
" You heard me. I'm leaving with you to where ever you decide to go. This town has nothing for me, and since I know you've been wanting to leave this dump of a area since you've told me you were in the Academy. I say after this we just head home and meet up at the town entrance. So what do you say Reki?" she asked me, giving me a small taste of her unique charm. I sighed but nodded.
" It should be fun traveling together, and seeing what Pokeboys we'll be collecting." I said to her with the possibilities of money, traveling time, and the Pokeboy factor running through my mind. Suddenly the entrance to the testing room opened, and we stood up and entered along with many of the other students. Once we walked in we found two seats in the back and sat there. We were silent unlike most of the students that walked in with us with the exception of a few students. The final person to enter was a female who was 5'7 and wore a torn brown cloak around her body. The only features that showed was her tanned head with her black hair in a pony tail, and her dark brown eyes.
" Since I know you little snots are just jumpy to grab your Pokeboy and leave I'll make this short. You have passed the tests, and proved to us that you can be a tamer who could take out a feral Pokeboy and lower the population for us. However we'll truly find out when we see you capturing and trading your Pokeboys instead of just keeping one as a pet, or play thing. Now then when I call your name come up here and take the pokeball handed to you. There's no way to know what you'll get until you get your pokedex from the Nurse Bridget outside which will already have you registered into the system. Now then First off is..." the women said, but the names started to be muffled by the groans that came from the surrounding tamers.
" So do you think you're going to get something rare?" Izzy asked me, though I sighed and shook my head.
" Nope. We're starting tamers not professional soldiers. We're most likely going to gain a Pokeboy of the common, or uncommon. The rarest thing we'll get is a very uncommon Pokeboy for us." I said, noticing that there was only ten of us left. ' Wow they must be calling us out quickly.' I thought as I looked at the newest person that was called to the stage.
" Glinata Izzy." the women said. Izzy stood up with a slightly confused look on her face but walked to the front and picked up a pokeball and left out the door.
' Unlike the principal she's actually using our custom of speaking. She must be traditional to her heritage.' I thought as I watched two more students being called to get their pokeball.
" Valico Reki. Oh and what do you know you're the final one." the women said as I stood and walked towards her. After standing in front of her I grabbed the remaining pokeball and bowed in a respectful manner.
" Ariagato sensei." with that said I turned around and left the room wondering what sensei's face looked like. Was it shock, surprise, or maybe a angered look? Either way it was now in the past.
" Hello Reki. I really do hope I can see you again. I'll miss you." the Nurse Bridget said to me. He had black hair, light green eyes, and slightly tanned skin which was all in a tight nurse outfit. He handed me the standard pokedex and let loose a bright smile as I nodded and left.
" I'll miss you too." I mumbled loud enough for him to hear, chuckling as he screeched happily before gasping.
The town itself was quite common. The buildings were small with nothing taller then a duplex apartment with the exception of the hospital, factories, and the police station with its own jail facility. From the Poke-center the Poke-mart was only five minutes away facing north, and that was my first stop.
" Welcome to the Poke-mart! Please tell me if you have a question to ask." the boy said with a smile. He wore the Poke-mart uniform, which was a green shirt, and tan pants. I nodded and looked at the medical supplies first. With only 4,000 credits I wanted to make sure I had everything I'd need for myself, as well as my Pokeboys. I picked up ten Stim Packs which I was happy to find out they were only 100 credits each. Though I knew what I would need to eat in the wild I didn't check my Pokeboys yet. I looked and noticed the Poke-chow Tablets and sighed as I picked up three tablets. That left me with 1,500 credits left to spend. I walked to the counter where they had the pokeballs and looked at the prices.
" I'd like to buy this plus six pokeballs." I said as I put the stuff I picked up on the counter. The boy nodded and turned around, pulling down six pokeballs from a dispenser in the wall before putting them in the bag, along with the rest of the items.
" Okay that will be exactly 4,000 credits." the boy said with a smile. I grumbled and gave him the 4,000 credits before grabbing the bag which held my purchased items. " Have a good day." the boy said with a smile.
" You too." I said before walking out of the Poke-mart. I turned and saw the Nurse Bridget from the Poke-center running towards me with a backpack in his hands. " Is something the matter Nurse?" I asked him.
" You (huff) forgot your (huff) bag..." he said, taking a breath before handing him the backpack. " It has your belt which has four empty pokeballs on it with the other two in the backpack's side pocket. Also I forgot to tell you that once you scan your pokeball that you'll be able to access the 10,000 credits we happily gave you. Have a safe journey!" he said before running back to the Poke-center. I felt my right eye start to twitch before I sighed and walked towards a public bench and opened the backpack, showing the standard brown belt with four pokeballs on it. I pulled out my pokedex from my back pocket and one of the pokeballs that I gained today and scanned it.
MISTY, the Cloud Pokéboy
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Air/Water
Frequency: Very Uncommon
Diet: Water, various human drinks
Role: Aerial assault, cover fire
Libido: Average
Attacks: Sweep Away, Mini Twister, Eye of the Storm, Sonic Fist, Rain, Mist, Water Missile, Typhoon, Cloud Summon*
Enhancements: Speed (x4)
Evolves: Sky Shocker (Thunder Stone) Chaotic Skylord (Dark Stone and Thunder Stone)
Evolves From: None
Would you like to read the historical information?
I blinked at the dex for a second before pressing the No Icon with one of the buttons on the dex. With sudden interest I put the Pokeboy at the front of my belt and picked up the second pokeball and scanned it.
GRAPHI, the Eager Rock Pokéboy
Type: Humanoid
Element: Rock
Frequency: Common
Diet: Soil or rocks
Role: Warrior, 'human' Shield
Libido: Average
Attacks: Beat-Down, Rock Throw, Fissure, Substitution Stones, Tremor, Stone
Enhancements: x3 Strength, x2 Defense, x2 Constitution
Evolves: Quartz (Experience)
Evolves From: None
Would you like to read the historical information?
After clicking no I put the ball on the belt before putting the belt on, though I had no need to tighten my pants. I put the new supplies into the backpack and looked at the pokedex in my hands.
' So I have a Misty, and a Graphi as my brotherhood. It's not bad considering I could of gotten a Fire type, but considering the area around here I doubt a Graphi would catch much value if he doesn't work for the brotherhood. I'm quite surprised as to how I got a Misty since around these parts it's rare to get one. Though I'm not going to look a Milky in its breasts.' I thought before walking back towards my house.
When I returned to my home I noticed that my father stood outside with a serious look on his face and a overfilled shopping bag in his hands. I walked up to him with a confused look on my face.
" Dad what's this?" I asked him as he handed me the bag.
" This would be your favorite clothes that I'm throwing away since my no good son of mine decided to leave while my loyal, non-pushy wife is at work. Though he didn't have anything of real worth in that disgusting room of his I decided it would be best to at least put in some extra food, and Pokeboy related supplies for the lucky random person to take this stuff." he said with a smile of sarcasm on his face. I smiled back and gave him a hug before pulling away. " Make sure you don't come back until you're prepared to deal with your mother." he said to me. I chuckled and nodded.
" She better be prepared for my brotherhood at her doorstep." I said, enjoying his laugh one last time before walking down the road. I walked down my street and saw Izzy walking down towards me with what I assumed was her Pokeboy. He was 5'3 and was rounder then the usual thin Pokeboys I've seen in my life. I could tell that he had rock like skin with brown, dirt colored hair and what I assumed also had brown eyes. I pulled out my pokedex and scanned the running Pokeboy and looked at the results the dex gave me.
KAMIEN, the Down to Earth Pokéboy
Type: Humanoid
Element: Ground/Rock
Frequency: Common
Diet: stones, rocks, gravel, or anything with high mineral content
Role: Miner, Guard, Rescue Worker
Libido: Low
Attacks: Beat-Down, Dig, Curbstomp, Mud Slap, Soil Armor, Rock Throw, Stand Ground
Enhancements: 5x constitution, 5x defense, 3x strength
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
Would you like to read the historical information?
After clicking no I looked up to see Izzy and her Kamien in front of me. The Kamien looked away slightly and tried to move closer to Izzy.
" You're ready to go?" she asked me, which I nodded to her. " Good! So what Pokeboys did you get?" she asked. I smiled and looked at her.
" You'll find out once we find some ferals won't we?" I said, calmly walking away as I heard her grumble, which caused me to chuckle.
--Day 1--
' Our first task was to get to the Russo-Chinese Villages as they will have a better stock of items, and possibly even some Pokeboy hunting jobs Izzy and I could take to make some credits, and record the feral Pokeboys around the area. Since Rusai was on the coastline we were traveling North East towards our destination. Our main problem was the water Pokeboys in the area. I had a Misty which meant I was safe, however it's Izzy that's the problem. Her Kamien is extremely weak against Water types, and unless she obtains a Plant Pokeboy I'll have to be fighting against all of the ferals that try to attack, which would weaken my boy.' I thought as we continued to walk silently through the forest. The empty coastline was in our sight, though Nick, Izzy's Kamien, was in his pokeball since there would be no point in having him out.
" Did you hear that?" Izzy whispered. I shook my head slowly, silencing my thoughts to listen to the forest before slowly walking. She followed my lead, but stopped. I turned and saw her about to step on a banana peel and looked up.
" We should keep moving." I said and her her mumble 'Yea.' However as soon as I took a step forward something appeared beside us and punched the ground, causing several Izzy and myself to jump out of the way. Now we were out of the forest and on the sandy shores where we were finally able to look at our attacker. The Pokeboy was 4'7 and was slightly bent forward. He had brown fur, no thumbs, and had a slightly below average penis. His light brown eyes looked at the both of us before focusing his attention on Izzy. I pulled out my pokedex and scanned the boy, which Izzy did as well and gained a scan.
MONACHUS, the Playful Primate Pokéboy
Type: Animorph (Monkey)
Element: Normal
Frequency: Common
Diet: Omnivore
Role: Practical Jokers, Entertainers, Assistants
Libido: Average
Attacks: Tackle, Fist Flurry, Mega Punch, Mega Kick, Dive, Takedown, Cheap Shot
Enhancements: dexterity (x4), speed (x3), intelligence (x1.5), stealthy
Evolves: Da Xing Xing (Earth Medal)
Evolves From: none
I closed the dex before it could offer its usual question and turned to Izzy.
" Izzy use Nick against him. He's a normal type so he shouldn't do that much damage against Nick. I'll only pull in if it seems like you need help." I told her, noticing her surprised look on her face.
" Wait, why aren't you helping me?" she asked as she grabbed her pokeball. I pointed to the ocean's dark waters behind us.
" We may of attracted water Pokeboys, and I'm currently the only one with a Pokeboy who isn't weak against the water element." I said. She nodded and released Nick. At that moment the Monachus started running towards Nick and Izzy.
" Nick I want you to use Soil Armor at the last moment then use Beat-Down!" she yelled out to him. Nick nodded and stood on the sand with his arms on his sides, his hands curled up in fists as he looked at the Monachus. The Monachus ran up to Nick and used Takedown on him, but didn't expect for Nick to just stand there and take the effect. The evidence of Soil Armor showed as some small patches of dirt suddenly fell on the Monachus' head. Nick kicked the Pokeboy in the leg before punching him to the ground. This was repeated several times as he continued to use Beat-Down on the feral. Before I could comment on Izzy throwing the pokeball I heard a small bubbling sound and turned to see a Pokeboy with gills on his chest, cobalt like skin, and had a Bubble Shield prepared around himself. I scanned him with my pokedex, already going for the pokeball that held Misty and sighed when the dex showed the information.
BOUG, the Watery Gambling Cajun Pokéboy
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Water
Frequency: Common
Diet: Omnivore, although they have a special fondness for shrimp
Role: Soldiers, Gamblers
Libido: Average (High after a thorough bath or successful wager)
Attacks: Tackle, Beat-Down, Water Gun, Bubble Shield, Water Missile, Rain, Wet Pleasure
Enhancements: strength (x2), dexterity (x3), strong lungs, bravery
Evolves: Podna (Experience)
Evolves From: none
' Knew it.' I thought as I put the dex in my back pocket. I clicked the white button on the pokeball and watched as the Misty appeared before my eyes. Like the dex said he was 5'3, had light blue hair and Caucasian skin. He turned to me and blushed slightly before covering his waist in a small cloud. " Okay I know this is too sudden for a battle, but I need you to use Mini-Twister on that Boug in front of you. Can you do that?" I asked him. He turned and pushed his hands forward, which created a strong, rapidly moving miniature tornado and went towards the Boug. The Boug tried to dive back into the water, but was pulled in to the air current and was tossed into the ground by the vortex of wind. " Now use Sonic Fist." I said in a calm manner. He nodded before running towards the stumbling Boug and slammed his fist into the Boug's back. The Boug let loose a loud scream, before the Misty punched him again. I turned and saw Nick using Curbstomp on the Monachus and moved as Izzy threw a pokeball at him. The ball twitched several times before it stopped, signaling the capture was complete. Nick picked up the pokeball and handed it to Izzy.
" Reki we did it! Me and Nick caught the Monachus!" she said with a large smile, holding the pokeball in between her breasts before looking at his Misty and the defeated Boug. " Hey why aren't you catching the Boug?" she asked him.
" Because this Boug is yours. I already have Misty here, and my second Pokeboy so I won't need a water type. However you'll need him for fresh water, and it'll make you more balanced as a brotherhood." I told her with a nod. ' Truth be told the Boug wouldn't even fit in with my brotherhood even if I didn't have a water type. I don't do gambles.' I thought, watching as she threw her pokeball at the Boug, and smiled as it only shook once before it signaled the capture. I turned to the Misty and smiled at him. " Do you have a name?" I asked him.
" No master. I do not." he replied, looking at me straight in the eye. I nodded and put my finger upon his pokeball, slightly tapping the top of it.
" Your name....Your name shall be Alexan." I said before pointing to Izzy. " This is our fellow traveler, and my friend Izzy. That Pokeboy beside her is Nick, and he's a Kamien. When we find a place to sleep for the night I'll reward you for your performance today. Now then we should keep moving before night hits." I said before walking towards the forest.
" H-Hey, Wait for me!" Izzy yelled and started running with Nick and Alexan following me.
' All in all the day wasn't that bad of a start.' I thought before entering the maze of a forest once more. To my shock I heard a loud laughter several steps ahead of me. I placed my hand out to the side, making sure for Izzy, Nick, and Alexan to stop. I pressed my head through the bush to see a short, blond haired boy with three whisker marks on each cheek, blue eyes, and a really ugly, orange jumpsuit.
" Sweet since I'm a super bad-ass ninja I got three Pokeboys instead of one. That's because I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Believe it!" the loud ninja known as Naruto yelled before releasing all of his Pokeboys out in the forest in front of him. The first boy was 5'2 with blond hair, Caucasian skin, and had a pair of cat ears and a tail to match. The second and third Pokeboys looked very identical as they both wore a black, school uniform with gold buttons. The only real difference to tell them apart is that the first one had black hair which was shaped like a Cockatoo's behind with black eyes, while the second had his hair in a slight bowl cut manner, except it was gelled back in a gentlemen like manner, and had brown eyes. All three Pokeboys turned to Naruto. He turned to the neko look a like and smiled. " Hello how are you Pokeboy number one?" he asked. The neko laughed and pointed to the ground.
" Eeeewwww! Mom! Therz dog poopz in da yard!" the neko boy said before laughing once again.
' Must be a Lolcat.' I thought as Naruto had a very confused look on his face.
" I don't know what you just said so I'll call you Shikamaru. Now then what about you two?" Naruto said, pointing to his two look a like Pokeboys. I sighed and scanned the Pokeboys including the Lolcat just for the information on my dex.
LOLKAT, the Confusing Kitteh Pokéboy
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Electric
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: Milk
Role: Pet, Partner, Comic relief
Libido: Average
Attacks: Beat-Down, Slap, Growl, Kawaii!, Purr, Lengthy Debate, Confusion, Shock, Thunder, Static
Enhancements: 1.5x speed, 1.5x dexterity
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Neko (Internet use)
EMO, the Vocally Malcontent Pokéboy
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Dark
Frequency: Rare
Diet: Omnivores, some are vegetarians
Role: Saboteurs, Poets
Libido: Low
Attacks: Beat-Down, Slap, Yell, Cut, Swift Attack, Dark Blade, Affinity Missile, Obscure
Enhancements: x2 strength, x3 speed, shadow affinity
Disadvantages: anemic and suffers from low stamina, very moody and disobedient
Evolves: Chemo (Gains a positive perspective on life, finds a loving Tamer)
Evolves From: none
Two Emo Pokeboys are in sight.
' Great so the dex can tell math too?' I thought with sarcasm before returning my attention to Naruto. The short haired Emo Pokeboy was sitting on his butt drawing on the ground as the bird haired Emo Pokeboy was glaring at Naruto, who was preparing to throw a punch at the Pokeboy.
" You know what I'll call you Sasuke for being such a prick, and you'll be Sai since you like to draw!" Naruto yelled out loudly. Sai looked up to Naruto.
" Actually you're so boring I decided to draw." Sai said to Naruto.
" Could you lower down the amount of stupidity you're releasing baka." Sasuke said, causing Naruto to glare at him.
" Oh shut it you teme!" Naruto yelled. I sighed and sent Alexan back into his pokeball before walking out to the clearing. Naruto turned to me and grinned. " Aha! An opponent to battle against. Believe it!" he yelled out, which made me glare at the blond.
" Look since I heard you about a mile away I'm here for a battle. Your three Pokeboys against my two. You get to decide which Pokeboy goes first then I'll follow." I said to him. He grinned and nodded.
" Okay then. If I win I get one of your Pokeboys!" he said to me in a loud voice.
" Fine. If I win I get 500 credits. Is that simple enough for you?" I asked, watching Naruto grin like a fox.
" Believe it, This will be a piece of cake! Go Shikamaru!" Naruto said, which the Lolcat nodded with a chuckle before stepping forward slowly yet jaggedly similar to a machine.
" Domo arigato kitteh robotoh." the Lolcat named Shikamaru said before laughing. I nodded and brought out the Graphi I recieved. He was about my height, but shorter by two, maybe three inches. He had white skin with streaks of black with gray, though he wasn't very shiny like I assumed when I scanned his pokeball. He turned to me and smiled, giving me a chance to see his milky white eyes.
" Okay Gary, which is your name, we're battling against this ninja reject over here. Is this okay with you?" I asked Gary and I got a nod as my reply. Naruto got angered at the reject part and glared.
" That's it! Shikamaru use Thunder on that Pokeboy!" Naruto yelled out.
" Run and use Fissure." I said calmly. Gary ran towards Shikamaru, watching as Shikamaru released a Thunder attack with a laughter, but stopped as Gary got hit and continued to run.
" T-that isn't possible!" Naruto yelled as Gary jumped into the air and landed onto the ground, causing cracks to from on the ground. Shikamaru shook due to the vibrations and fell onto the ground.
" Beat-Down." I said. Gary ran towards Shikamaru and punched Shikamaru in the face before kneeing him in the stomach. " Use Substitution Stones then follow it up with Tremor." I said. Large stones suddenly appeared and laid on the battlefield as Gary jumped once again.
" Shikamaru use Growl then Beat-Down!" he quickly yelled out to Shikamaru.
" Idiot." I mumbled as Shikamaru used Growl. It didn't seem to effect Gary as he slammed into the ground, causing the ground to shake yet again. " Grab large chunks of rocks and use Rock Throw. If need be use Beat-Down." I said, watching as Shikamaru tried to stand up straight. Gray placed his hands in one of the cracks and lifted a some what large rock and threw it at Shikamaru, who didn't dodge and fell onto his back. Gary tore off another rock and started to run towards Shikamaru before throwing the other rock. The Lolcat managed to toss the first rock off of him, but got hit in the right shoulder with the second rock, and took a kick to the jaw. The Lolcat didn't move, which made Gary get off of him.
" Shikamaru get up!" Naruto yelled out. I sighed and pointed to him.
" I won the first round. Now recall your Lolicat and send out one of your two Emo Pokeboys." I said, making sure to use a serious tone. Naruto glared but recalled Shikamaru into his pokeball.
" Okay Sai you're up." he said as he put the pokeball on his orange pokebelt. Sai sighed and walked in front of him. Instantly the Substitution Stones lifted and slammed into the surprised Sai. " What...What the hell?!" Naruto yelled out as a cloud of dust overtook the spot where Sai stood.
" Substitution Stones acts when a new Pokeboy is released into the battle. As such the stones lifted and slammed into him without warning. Now lets see if he survives to fight, or is knocked out?" I said as the dust started to dissipate, revealing a knocked out Sai covered in large rocks.
" Sai return." Naruto said as he sent Sai back into his pokeball. Naruto turned to Sasuke and sighed. " Okay teme it's time for you to fight and show them how you're the best Pokeboy in the world!" he yelled out to Sasuke. Sasuke wore a smirk upon his face.
" For once dobe we agree." Sasuke said as he stood in front of Naruto.
" Now then use Dark Blade, and follow it up with a Yell!" he yelled as Sasuke formed a Dark Blade in his hands and ran towards Gary.
" Rock Throw then follow it with Tremor." I said, taking a look at the Dark Blade. ' Gary isn't weak to Dark type attacks so he should be able to handle that damage if he's attacked.' I thought as Gary grabbed two stones and threw them at Sasuke, who managed to dodge them both by jumping up into the air. Gary quickly grabbed and threw one stone before jumping into the air, watching as Sasuke dodged the stone.
" Sasuke quickly use Affinity Missile!" Naruto yelled out.
' This may be difficult.' I thought as several missiles of dark energy flew towards Gary. Though Gary was a Rock/Ground type and quickly fell towards the ground the missiles were faster and slammed into him, making him fly beside me in unconsciousness.
" Yes! Go teme! You're the teme!" Naruto yelled and praised with Sasuke who wore a confident smirk as I recalled Gary. After putting him back on the pokebelt I released Alexan from his ball.
" Alexan use Rain then follow it with Mist." I said, watching as Alexan summoned spheres of water and sent them into the sky. He dodged Sasuke's first punch, and quickly summoned a cloud to lift him into the air as dark clouds filled the air, making it rain. After it started to rain hard a mist suddenly overtook the battlefield. Alexan flew down on his cloud, letting it dissipate as he stepped in front of me. " Water Missile, then Sonic Fist." I said silently. Alexan nodded and ran into the Mist.
" Quick Sasuke use Affinity Missile!" Naruto yelled out.
" It's kinda hard for me to do that if I can't even see my opponent dobe!" Sasuke said with an angered tone, but let out a groan as he was forced into the air thanks to a Water Missile. While he was in the air Alexan appeared below him and hit him in the back with a Sonic Fist.
" Sasuke use Dark Blade!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke quickly formed what would be considered a crappy Dark Blade and tried to slash at Alexan only to find him not there.
" Mini-Twister." I said, letting a acute grin show as a miniature tornado formed in the battlefield. It swallowed the Mist, as well as the continuous Rain as it moved towards the falling Sasuke. Sasuke fell into the tornado when he was quickly pushed out thanks to an extra serving of Sonic Fist. Sasuke slammed into Naruto, as unconscious to the world as the Mini-Twister, Mist, and Rain no more. " I believe this means I win. Now please come over here and send me my 500 credits." I said as I recalled Alexan. Naruto recalled Sasuke and shook his head.
" Nope. There's no one here watching the match, and as such I don't have to give you anything." Naruto said, but widened his eyes as Izzy decided to step out of the bushes.
" I watched, and recorded the match on my pokedex. And we all know the rule if you don't pay up to your end of the bargain correct?" she said with a feral like grin, which made me show one as well. Naruto grumbled as he pulled out his pokedex and linked it up to mine, and transferred the 500 credits with a press of several buttons. He put his pokedex in his pocket and glared at me. " Don't think this is over you fool! Uzumaki Naruto never gives up, because that is my nindo, my ninja way!" he yelled out before running into the forest. I walked up to Izzy and blinked at her before looking at the forest area.
" What's his deal?" I asked her. She just shrugged at me.
" Who knows. Maybe he has that special disorder. What was it again?" she said with a confused look on her face.
" I believe it's Santome's Disorder." I replied. She snapped her fingers and nodded.
" That's it!" she said happily.
" I personally think he's just a Narutard since that show is still popular today, but who am I to say such a thing?" I said before walking over to the pile of rocks which Gary threw and picked one up. " This is going to be camp for the night. So the sooner we get this done, the sooner we can tame our well deserving Pokeboys."
--Day 1 End--
Geta--A Japanese form of footwear.
Santome's Disorder--A medical condition in the Pokeboy universe where the person believes that they're from another world, or have seen something upon that nature.
The Narutard bit is apart of the story, and should serve as a good point for all Naruto fans of the Pokeboy world. If you're going to make a Naruto fic on here he's going to be native, no Kyuubi, and no chakra in any way, shape, and form.
Other then that I hope you enjoyed the first chapter and I hope for some reviews to point out errors, or ideas.
