Made these up myself, took a while :)
How To Annoy The Cullens
Go to the garage and destroy all of the cars every way you can.
Invite all of the Cullens and all of the Quilettes to a party. Put a video recorder in the room and lock them in together. Sit back, and wait...
Spontaneously give yourself a paper cut every time you're around them.
Attack them with fake tan every time you see them.
Attack them with glitter every time you seem them.
Spend the whole day cooking them a three course meal. When they refuse to eat it, throw a huge tantrum.
Cause complete havoc in Forks. Then go to Italy and tell the Volturi that the Cullens did it.
Constantly change the ring tones on their cell phones to confuse them.
Walk beside them with a sign reading "Vampire --" constantly.
Hot wire all of their radios to play rap and hip hop stations constantly. At full blast.
Call them every now and then to warn them that it will be sunny all day.
Every time you bump into something, trip over something, etc. go to the hospital and demand to see Carlisle.
Tell all of the Cullen females that you're having an affair with their husbands.
Spontaneously jump out from behind doors every time Alice enters a room, and yell, "Betcha didn't see that one coming, did you small fry?".
Ask Alice if she is secretly the eighth dwarf.
Hum "In The Navy" every time Jasper walks into the room.
Talk loudly at how broody you are every time you're around Esme or Rosalie.
Beg them constantly to turn you into a vampire.
Call the RSPCA and tell them about their cruelty to animals.
Take them to the zoo.
Every time they encounter a piece of technology, point at it and tell them loudly and slowly what the object is called.
Accuse them of not being real vampires.
Ask Jasper how Maria is.
When Alice is around, loudly say to Jasper "Its too bad you and Charlotte broke up. Is that why you left?".
When Alice is around, loudly say to Jasper "Its too bad you and Peter broke up. Is that why you left?".
Leave good bye notes from the other Cullens for Esme to find.
And the number one way to annoy a Cullen?
Simply move in with them.
