The stupid parody

So I assraped this mean girl

I assraped this mean girl

But I didn't think that

She'd go tell her dad

So now instead of living as a dickless wonder

I'm a sex slave in the basement at her mom and dad's.

And her great gramma Jones

Keeps on a jumpin my bones

All cuz I was a rapist and a dickheaded tard

So because I acted like a total bastard

I'm subbing like a bitch boy to the dog in their yard.