The Day "The World" Went Crazy.
M.R.D.: Hello, and welcome to the land of the strange, weird, and unusual. This is my first .hack fic. I intend on finishing. I hope you enjoy. This will consist of characters from .hack//SIGN to the video games. You will be frightened.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. Well I do but, you know what I mean.
It was a nice day at Mac Anu. Kite had just gated in when he found Blackrose.
Kite: Wazup?
Blackrose: Nothing yet. Heard anything about any protected fields?
Kite: No . . . hold on, I got mail.
Kite's E-mail-
Dear Kite,
I want you to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. We will resolve our conflict about "The World" there at 1:00 p.m.
Come alone you S.O.B.
-Balmung of the Azur Sky
Kite: Alright, Balmung wants to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. What the hell is a sob!?
Blackrose: -_- Can I go?
Kite: He said to come alone. I guess you can go then!
Blackrose: Yay!!!!!! (Happy dance)
~~~You already know~~~
Kite: I'm here!
Balmung and Bear were waiting at the front of the church like area.
Balmung: Welcome! (Sees Blackrose) What the hell are you doing here? Kite! You were supposed to come alone!
Kite: I did, but she wanted to come.
Balmung: Fine then. Kite! You have been chosen-
Kite: By Aura to help save both "The World" and the real world. I've heard this before.
Balmung: Not that. You have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!
Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.
Kite: No thanks.
Blackrose: I'll join.
Everyone else: . . .
Blackrose: What?
Kite: Lets go young minion, we got people to bother. (Drags Blackrose away)
Blackrose: (Being dragged away) But I wanna join!
(Both Kite and Blackrose gate out, leaving Balmung and Bear alone)
Balmung: What now, I'm out of ideas of people.
Bear: I know a man.
The duo warps to a special beach area for relaxation from fighting monster, collecting items, and leveling up.
Bear: There he is! (Points to Silver Knight)
Balmung: He looks like a good candidate for the Pimp Trio.
They both run up to Silver Knight, but then wish they hadn't when they saw that he was sunbathing, in a thong, and it was on backwards.(Try picturing that without vomiting, collapsing to the floor, gasping for air, as you struggle to get that image out of your head)
Silver Knight: Wazup home dawgs?
Balmung: You do know that thing is on backwards?
Silver Knight: What thing?
Balmung: Never mind. Anyways, you have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!
Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.
Silver Knight: Sure! I've always wanted to be a pimp! It's been my dream since I was five, and started Kindergarten.
~~~Flashback~~~
Five year old Silver Knight from the real world: (To a five year old girl) Where's my money bi*ch?
~~~End~~~
Silver Knight: Good times.
Balmung and Bear: o.O
~~~A little thing to end your day~~~
~~~In the real world~~~
Subaru: (Ridding her wheelchair on a skateboard ramp) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~End~~~
M.R.D.: What the. . .
Next time on "The Day 'The World' Went Crazy":
Kite: (To Natsumie) Do you have the money?
Natsumie: I want to see it first.
Kite: (Drops his pants)
See Ya' till then!
M.R.D.: Hello, and welcome to the land of the strange, weird, and unusual. This is my first .hack fic. I intend on finishing. I hope you enjoy. This will consist of characters from .hack//SIGN to the video games. You will be frightened.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. Well I do but, you know what I mean.
It was a nice day at Mac Anu. Kite had just gated in when he found Blackrose.
Kite: Wazup?
Blackrose: Nothing yet. Heard anything about any protected fields?
Kite: No . . . hold on, I got mail.
Kite's E-mail-
Dear Kite,
I want you to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. We will resolve our conflict about "The World" there at 1:00 p.m.
Come alone you S.O.B.
-Balmung of the Azur Sky
Kite: Alright, Balmung wants to meet me at Delta: Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground. What the hell is a sob!?
Blackrose: -_- Can I go?
Kite: He said to come alone. I guess you can go then!
Blackrose: Yay!!!!!! (Happy dance)
~~~You already know~~~
Kite: I'm here!
Balmung and Bear were waiting at the front of the church like area.
Balmung: Welcome! (Sees Blackrose) What the hell are you doing here? Kite! You were supposed to come alone!
Kite: I did, but she wanted to come.
Balmung: Fine then. Kite! You have been chosen-
Kite: By Aura to help save both "The World" and the real world. I've heard this before.
Balmung: Not that. You have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!
Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.
Kite: No thanks.
Blackrose: I'll join.
Everyone else: . . .
Blackrose: What?
Kite: Lets go young minion, we got people to bother. (Drags Blackrose away)
Blackrose: (Being dragged away) But I wanna join!
(Both Kite and Blackrose gate out, leaving Balmung and Bear alone)
Balmung: What now, I'm out of ideas of people.
Bear: I know a man.
The duo warps to a special beach area for relaxation from fighting monster, collecting items, and leveling up.
Bear: There he is! (Points to Silver Knight)
Balmung: He looks like a good candidate for the Pimp Trio.
They both run up to Silver Knight, but then wish they hadn't when they saw that he was sunbathing, in a thong, and it was on backwards.(Try picturing that without vomiting, collapsing to the floor, gasping for air, as you struggle to get that image out of your head)
Silver Knight: Wazup home dawgs?
Balmung: You do know that thing is on backwards?
Silver Knight: What thing?
Balmung: Never mind. Anyways, you have been chosen by me, Balmung, to become the third and final member of the Pimp Trio!
Bear: It's cool because you get a big fur coat, pimp hat, and gold teeth.
Silver Knight: Sure! I've always wanted to be a pimp! It's been my dream since I was five, and started Kindergarten.
~~~Flashback~~~
Five year old Silver Knight from the real world: (To a five year old girl) Where's my money bi*ch?
~~~End~~~
Silver Knight: Good times.
Balmung and Bear: o.O
~~~A little thing to end your day~~~
~~~In the real world~~~
Subaru: (Ridding her wheelchair on a skateboard ramp) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~End~~~
M.R.D.: What the. . .
Next time on "The Day 'The World' Went Crazy":
Kite: (To Natsumie) Do you have the money?
Natsumie: I want to see it first.
Kite: (Drops his pants)
See Ya' till then!
