A/N: Well, I haven't done a Shrek fic in a while.

This envolves Shrek and his friends having a Swamp Festival. But this isn't any regualur Swamp Festival.

Read and find out.

At the swamp, Shrek and the others are getting ready for the festival that's located in a bigger swamp.

"I don't get why we can't have it here at your swamp, Shrek. They did it last year, though" Carley said putting a sand ninja headband on her head.

"Yeah, but this year, they said they're make it a bit more challenging for the the people who are participating in the festival this year," Shrek said stretching his arms out.

"How so?" Carley wondered.

"I don't know. They never tell me anything that much."

"Oh."

"Eh, whatever it is, we'll be able to take it," Leah said tightening her Leaf Village headband that was over her head, "Right, Carley?"

"Yeah. I guess," Carley said.

"But what about the triplets? You and Fiona can't leave them here, you know," Snowgre told his cousin.

"Puss said that he'll stay and watch them this year since he has nothing to do today,' Shrek said

"Well, that makes sense," Snow White said who was helping Fiona put her long red hair in a ponytail. Fiona cut it around shoulder length, but she still needs to put it in a ponytail sometimes.

"Yeah. But the only thing I don't get is why we're bringing sports gear like helmets and padding?" Ogre Child wondered.

"Who knows. Probably for show or something," Jen said staring at Shrek, "But I will not lose to you, Shrek."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Shrek said waving a hand in front of the ogre knight.

"You're Highness, are you sure you want to come with us?" Ogre Child asked who was helping her put a few pads on her arms and legs.

"Yes, Ogre Child. I'm sure. Leah's going and so are you and Shrek so I won't feel so out of place at the festival," Carley said.

"Okay. If that's what you wish," Ogre Child said.

"Alright. Now let's go!"

The Swamp Festival Arena

The swamp arena was ten times bigger than Shrek's swamp. It had different sporting areas for the people participating to play along with places where you can eat, drink, and relax for a bit before going back to the game you're going to play for the time being.

Shrek and the others were surprised at how bit this place was.

"Wow! It's huge!" Snow White gasped in amazement.

"What kind of games are we gonna be playing?" Fiona wondered seeing different creatures begin to walk into the arena where Shrek and the others were standing.

"I don't know." Leah's eyes were wondering from different areas of the arena who saw Prince Charming and his bang of theives walking there, too. "But isn't that the Mama's boy and his friends who almost took over the castle?"

"What?" Shrek, Carley, Fiona, and Snow White truned to where Leah was pointing where they did see Charming with his gang of theives who almost tried to take over the castle a few years ago when the kind died. Then Shrek said, "What the hell are they doing here?" As he walked to where the blonde man was talking to his team, "Charming!!"

"Hm? Oh, it's you," Charming said.

"What do you mean, 'Oh. It's you?' What the hell are you doing here?" Shrek demaned.

"Well, if you must know, I'm here for the festival," Charming told the ogre and his gang.

"What are you talking about, Mama's Boy?" Carley wondered what he meant.

"Read this and you'll find out," Rapunzel said handing Carley a poster.

It read, 'Come one, come all to the annuel Swamp Festival. This year, we'll be having a contest. First place gets 100,000,000 dollars. Including a free trip around the castle of Far, Far Away. Second place will get half of that amount of money. In Third place, you get nothing. The following games that will be played will be football, soccer, basketball, and mud hockey. The rules for these are different. You are allowed to do anything do the other person like push, shove, hit, or anything else that comes to mind. The only thing you cannot do is kill the other person while playing these events.

If you wish to play, please sign up on the front desk. You are allowed to wear protective headgear if you want.

We are not forcing you do so.

Please enjoy the bloodbath.'

"Oh, that's lovely," Carley said as everyone read what the poster said.

"But what does this have to do with anything?" Snowgre wondered.

"This will be a good place to humiliate you for what you've done to my mother and my girlfriend," Charming said.

"Along with when we win that free trip in the caslte of Far, Far Away, all we have to do is just get our men in there and take out all the guards who try and attack us," Repunzal added with a laugh behind it.

"You can't do that!" Fiona said.

"Oh, yes, we can. Once we win this game, we'll be in the lap of luxury. And their's nothing you can't do a thing about it. Especially, you, Fiona," Rapunzel said throwing a drink in Fiona's face which made her try and attack the wig wearing woman until Shrek, Leah, Carley, and Snow White stopped her. Telling the ogress to calm down, they heard Rapunzel laugh again and say, "See you at the games, losers." Before walking away with Charming and the rest of his gang.

"Well, this is just great," Shrek said.

"What are you talking about, Shrek? We can beat Charming and his goons," Leah said.

"Yeah, but how?"

"Didn't you read what the poster said? We do whatever we want as long as we don't kill anyone," Snowgre said.

"He's gotta valid point. We can tackle or push anyone during the games the poster said as long as we don't kill anyone in the process," Leah said re-reading the poster.

"And that means I can kick people's asses as much as I want without getting into trouble,"Snow White said with a smirk on her face.

"Does kicking ass the only thing you care about?" Fiona asked her.

"Yeah. You, too when you're in a bad mood, Fi-Fi," Snow White told the green skinned red-head whose face lightly turned red.

"I told you not to call me that in front of people."

"Eh? Why not? It's cute."

"When we're alone. But not in public," Fiona shyly said.

And as those two were slightly arguing, Shrek said asked Carley, "Does it say what time it starts?"

"About a half an hour," Carley told his ogre friend.

"Okay. I'm going to the bathroom."

"But their aren't any bathrooms around here," Snowgre said.

"Then I'm going behind a tree."

"But aren't those porter potties over?" Ogre Child said pointing at the nearby porter potties.

"Oh.....Well....I'm still going behind the tree," Shrek told her walking passed a few trees.